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  • Phillip Wright
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 7

    #1

    What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

    Well, i'm an experienced user of weed and acid, and i was wondering;
    what does god say about that sort of stuff?

    Like, weed doesn't damage my body. and i dont see the problem with it.
    And acid makes me more in touch with god.
  • angels
    Forum Member, lost in space
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 794

    #2
    Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

    Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
    Well, i'm an experienced user of weed and acid, and i was wondering;
    what does god say about that sort of stuff?

    Like, weed doesn't damage my body. and i dont see the problem with it.
    And acid makes me more in touch with god.

    Another drugged up person. Who thinks drugs are safe.

    Well, if by being paranoid, delusional, and thinking drugs bring you closer to God, is normal. Then there is your answer.

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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 685

      #3
      Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

      Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
      Well, i'm an experienced user of weed and acid, and i was wondering;
      what does god say about that sort of stuff?

      Like, weed doesn't damage my body. and i dont see the problem with it.
      And acid makes me more in touch with god.
      Friend let me guess your High right now? that's not good Why don't you Give up your old dirty sick live style and turn to Jesus he can help you

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      • Phillip Wright
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2009
        • 7

        #4
        Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

        Originally posted by angels View Post
        Another drugged up person. Who thinks drugs are safe.

        Well, if by being paranoid, delusional, and thinking drugs bring you closer to God, is normal. Then there is your answer.
        Marijuana is safer than nicotine. Proven fact.


        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
        Friend let me guess you're High right now? that's not good Why don't you Give up your old dirty sick lifestyle and turn to Jesus he can help you
        Wow, someone should repeat grade 1. I'm sorry, but i just don't like it when people spell things how they sound.
        And that is a negative, i am not high right now.


        None of you people answered my question.
        I was asking what was god's opinion of me doing all of this.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #5
          Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

          You want what I think might be God's opinion on your stupidity?


          Son, you are up your own ass. Look at God this way, He is the Universal Chief of Police. You are supposed to be His Servant in the fight against the Devil. You appear for duty smoking dope and tripping acid. What’s He going to say?

          Look at it another way, God is your boss. He leaves you in charge of His vineyard. Instead of doing the weeding, pruning and harvesting, you smoke dope and trip acid, so as to imagine what Your Boss is doing whilst He is away.

          He returns – is He going to be pleased with you? Is He going to say, “Son, dope and acid have shown you the truth and caused you to do My Works.”?

          No, He’s not. He will cast you out as your soul is a worthless piece of garbage.
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

            Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
            Marijuana is safer than nicotine. Proven fact.



            Wow, someone should repeat grade 1. I'm sorry, but i just don't like it when people spell things how they sound.
            And that is a negative, i am not high right now.


            None of you people answered my question.
            I was asking what was god's opinion of me doing all of this.
            You're going to spend eternity in hellfire for being a Godmocking dope pusher. I suppose you think that's funny.

            Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

            You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
            As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
            Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

            Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
            Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
            Surrender you soul to Jesus and
            JOIN US.
            Praise Jesus!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

              Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
              Marijuana is safer than nicotine. Proven fact.
              Evolution is a "proven fact," too, which just goes to show you how much you can trust something that the unsaved call a "proven fact."
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • David Goldman
                (not a Jew)
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 700

                #8
                Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
                I was asking what was god's opinion of me doing all of this.
                God's opinion is that insulting someone who is trying to help you (Like Miss April) is a really stupid thing to do, and it is a quick way of cutting yourself off from God completely:

                Luke 9:5
                5And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off the very dust from your feet for a testimony against them.
                Matthew 7:6
                6Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
                As far as I'm concerned, you're a dog and a pig now. Please explain why I should bother sharing God's Word with you when you are obviously just looking for an excuse to troll and reject it?
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                • Phillip Wright
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  You want what I think might be God's opinion on your stupidity?


                  Son, you are up your own ass. Look at God this way, He is the Universal Chief of Police. You are supposed to be His Servant in the fight against the Devil. You appear for duty smoking dope and tripping acid. What’s He going to say?

                  Look at it another way, God is your boss. He leaves you in charge of His vineyard. Instead of doing the weeding, pruning and harvesting, you smoke dope and trip acid, so as to imagine what Your Boss is doing whilst He is away.

                  He returns – is He going to be pleased with you? Is He going to say, “Son, dope and acid have shown you the truth and caused you to do My Works.”?

                  No, He’s not. He will cast you out as your soul is a worthless piece of garbage.
                  Very very good point, my friend.

                  Except the last line was a letdown; you sure do know how to do an anti-climax.



                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  You're going to spend eternity in hellfire for being a Godmocking dope pusher. I suppose you think that's funny.

                  Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

                  You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                  As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                  Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                  Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                  Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
                  Surrender you soul to Jesus and
                  JOIN US.
                  Praise Jesus!
                  "You're going to spend eternity in hellfire for being a Godmocking dope pusher. I suppose you think that's funny." Actually i found that very scary.

                  I'm sorry Pastor, I am half Brazilian and my english and understanding of english isn't the best; but i was only trying to build my faith on this question about my lifestyle choices.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                    Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post


                    "You're going to spend eternity in hellfire for being a Godmocking dope pusher. I suppose you think that's funny." Actually i found that very scary.

                    I'm sorry Pastor, I am half Brazilian and my english and understanding of english isn't the best; but i was only trying to build my faith on this question about my lifestyle choices.
                    Well praise God it seems like the Holy Spirit is working through you now!

                    I want you to read THIS THREAD which explains our Church Doctrines and hopefully will expand your mind in a Christian way. Also read THIS GODLY CHICK TRACT which will help you kick the dope habit.

                    Next I want you to DROP TO YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW and BEG JESUS to wash the dope out of your precious body. In Jesus' name I COMMAND THE DEMONS OF DOPE to leave your body! SHONDA LA HONDA!!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Phillip Wright
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Well praise God it seems like the Holy Spirit is working through you now!

                      I want you to read THIS THREAD which explains our Church Doctrines and hopefully will expand your mind in a Christian way. Also read THIS GODLY CHICK TRACT which will help you kick the dope habit.

                      Next I want you to DROP TO YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW and BEG JESUS to wash the dope out of your precious body. In Jesus' name I COMMAND THE DEMONS OF DOPE to leave your body! SHONDA LA HONDA!!!
                      Thank you Jesus for saving me from eternal damnation!

                      Also, since we're on topic of sinning; is sodomising your wife a sin? (oral and other forms)

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                      • Phillip Wright
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                        And most of my friends are Catholic.

                        What do you think of Catholics?
                        How are they different to us?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                          Originally posted by Fire-Fight View Post
                          And most of my friends are Catholic.

                          What do you think of Catholics?
                          How are they different to us?
                          Who is "us?"

                          Mary-worshiping Catholics are not Christians. Take a look at THIS.

                          Also, please use the "search" function before asking any more questions. They've already been answered elsewhere.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Phillip Wright
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Who is "us?"

                            Mary-worshiping Catholics are not Christians. Take a look at THIS.

                            Also, please use the "search" function before asking any more questions. They've already been answered elsewhere.
                            Pastor, why was my username and user title changed?

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: What's god's opinion on psychedelics?

                              I'd just like to mention that drugs are satan's gateway to hell.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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