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  • filthyloverofmen
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 17

    #1

    I'm gay and proud of it

    I just want to let you guys know that I am homosexual for sixty nine years and I've never had so much fun in my life

    I feel blessed because my pastor told me that only homosexuals will be allowed into gay Paradise and what a heaven that seems like

    God bless you and have a great day
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I'm gay and proud of it

    Well isn't that nice for you? A queer who thought that he would take some time out of his busy day committing sodomy with every sweaty stranger he meets in a public toilet, just to stop by and tell us about his delusions.

    Well listen up homer: God says that you're going to HELL. You and your false Christian pastor can throw all the hissy fits you like, but that doesn't change God's Holy Word.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Herr_Doktor Phd.
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2008
      • 493

      #3
      Re: I'm gay and proud of it

      My good sir,

      One must wonder what sort of pastor you have. I can assure you that you have been misinformed.

      The only "gay" paradise you will find is temporal. I can also assure you that the only afterlife you will find is a burning hell. I believe there is a special hell for homosexuals and it entails torturerring the "spots" that you found so pleasurable during your sinful life. I believe white hot pokers are involved.

      Rest assured, you have a demonstrated mental/medical condition that can be corrected with the right therapy.
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      Exodus 22:18
      says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22919

        #4
        Re: I'm gay and proud of it

        Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
        I just want to let you guys know that I am homosexual for sixty nine years and I've never had so much fun in my life
        If you have been an abomination for 69 years, every damnable experience you have had has comprised your life.

        Given this, "I've never had so much fun in my life" is pretty meaningless. You would have to compare it hypothetically with a clean and Godly life: the one you missed out on.

        Whilst you were sniveling and indulging yourself, others, more heedful of God's Word, were preparing themselves for a life of eternal bliss at the Right Hand of God.
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        • Remy Lebeau
          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
          Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2058

          #5
          Re: I'm gay and proud of it

          This guy is a liar.

          AIDS is a painful and debilitating disease with no cure. At 69 years of age he would be dead already. And I doubt the age he used, "69", was coinsidence. More likely a childish reference to debauchery. On another note we should report his IP to the authorities since he is knowingly spreading the AIDS to people in those truckstop bathrooms he frequents which is illegal (even thought it is good that the other faggots he infects will die slow painful deaths as well).

          The only logical conclusion are

          1.) ...that he stopped sodomizing men, boys and beasts when he was diagnosed with the AIDS.

          2.) ...he is younger than he claims and the AIDS hasn't killed him yet.

          3.) ...he isn't a homer at all and is just here to taunt us. Just some Obama voter who gets a kick out of blaspheming God. At least it's good to know that Obama's death squads will be coming for him soon enough. 69 year olds are considered seniors, right?
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          • angels
            Forum Member, lost in space
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 794

            #6
            Re: I'm gay and proud of it

            Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
            I just want to let you guys know that I am homosexual for sixty nine years and I've never had so much fun in my life

            I feel blessed because my pastor told me that only homosexuals will be allowed into gay Paradise and what a heaven that seems like

            God bless you and have a great day

            Sir. I do believe you are here to mock the True Christians of this Forum.
            In which case I do pray God helps you to see the error of your Evil ways. For sure though, if you are truely a queer then have no fear. Because unless you Repent hard. You will become Satan's plaything.
            I wonder then if you'll find it so amusing insulting Our Lord God.

            Have a nice day now.

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            • Butterfly
              Unsaved trash, whore for satan
              • Jul 2009
              • 116

              #7
              Re: I'm gay and proud of it

              I'm just guna guess here.

              You are a prepubescent boy who thought it would be funny to mock God and his people.

              It is obvious you are not a 69 year old man but instead a 13 year old boy.

              You must repent from your life of sins. I have and it is the most wonderful feeling you can ever have.

              Repent or be Satan's plaything.
              I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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              • filthyloverofmen
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2009
                • 17

                #8
                Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                My good sirs and women

                My pastor is reliable, and a good hearted woman who believes that all creatures deserve God's love and is a part of all religions

                I have not been diagnosed with AIDS because I practice safe sex and am careful and trusting with my partners.

                Those who truly believe in God will be able to see the truth of my words, and Love Thy Neighbour, and Turn The Other Cheek

                God bless you all

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                • filthyloverofmen
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 17

                  #9
                  Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  If you have been an abomination for 69 years, every damnable experience you have had has comprised your life.

                  Given this, "I've never had so much fun in my life" is pretty meaningless. You would have to compare it hypothetically with a clean and Godly life: the one you missed out on.
                  But you yourself have missed out on the pleasure I have recieved during my life - you are merely comparing your own life hypothetically with a clean and Godly life along with Homosexuality: the one you missed out on.

                  Remy Lebeau, I am no liar, and I do not frequent truck stop bathrooms. Such an accusation is hurtful to me, and I urge you to remember Jesus's teachings - Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. Are you without sin, my friend? Though you may also be saved, as I have been, that does not mean you can pass divine judgement. That is left to God, and God alone.

                  I am monogamous and only engage in consensual sex with other men among my age range. I would hope that heterosexual people would do the same with the opposite gender, instead of demeaning women or men of other races.

                  Peace be with you, and God's Love.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                    Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
                    Turn The Other Cheek
                    This is a family forum. Leave the pillow talk out of it.
                    Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
                    I am monogamous and only engage in consensual sex with other men among my age range. I would hope that heterosexual people would do the same with the opposite gender, instead of demeaning women or men of other races.
                    Not only do you have a profound misunderstanding of monogamy, you're promoting race mixing. Shame on you.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                      Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post

                      Remy Lebeau, I am no liar, and I do not frequent truck stop bathrooms. Such an accusation is hurtful to me, and I urge you to remember Jesus's teachings - Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. Are you without sin, my friend? Though you may also be saved, as I have been, that does not mean you can pass divine judgement. That is left to God, and God alone.
                      You have a poor understanding of the Bible, I see. You have to remember when Jesus told others to cast the first stone if they were without sin, he was addressing Unsaved people. Those that are unsaved are in sin. When you accept Christ as your Savior, your sins are washed away and you are free from sin. Then you can cast the first stone.

                      1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                      1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

                      We as True Christians(tm) can also pass judgements onto others. Of course the Bible tells us not to haphazardly toss judgements around, but we are commanded to judge righteously.

                      1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

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                      • Butterfly
                        Unsaved trash, whore for satan
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 116

                        #12
                        Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                        Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
                        My good sirs and women

                        My pastor is reliable, and a good hearted woman who believes that all creatures deserve God's love and is a part of all religions

                        I have not been diagnosed with AIDS because I practice safe sex and am careful and trusting with my partners.

                        Those who truly believe in God will be able to see the truth of my words, and Love Thy Neighbour, and Turn The Other Cheek

                        God bless you all

                        Your Pastor is a woman?

                        Well that explains it!

                        1 Timothy 2:12


                        12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                        I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                          Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
                          But you yourself have missed out on the pleasure I have recieved during my life - you are merely comparing your own life hypothetically with a clean and Godly life along with Homosexuality: the one you missed out on.

                          Remy Lebeau, I am no liar, and I do not frequent truck stop bathrooms. Such an accusation is hurtful to me, and I urge you to remember Jesus's teachings - Let he who is without sin throw the first stone. Are you without sin, my friend? Though you may also be saved, as I have been, that does not mean you can pass divine judgement. That is left to God, and God alone.

                          I am monogamous and only engage in consensual sex with other men among my age range. I would hope that heterosexual people would do the same with the opposite gender, instead of demeaning women or men of other races.

                          Peace be with you, and God's Love.
                          Please see my sermon on being judgemental HERE. Being a false Christian sodomite whose brain is rotten with the AIDS, you are clearly incapable of comprehending God's Holy Word.

                          Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
                          He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

                          And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).

                          Thus, Jesus expects True Christians to cast stones. Glory!


                          The Holy Bible is crystal clear on God's opinion of queers like you. He hates them. He says that you are "an abomination." I defy you to produce even one Scripture that says otherwise.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • the alternative
                            Unsaved Trash, Dope Pusher
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 33

                            #14
                            Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                            [QUOTE=cleanloverofmen;399137]I just want to let you guys know that I am homosexual for sixty nine years and I've never had so much fun in my life

                            I feel blessed because my pastor told me that only homosexuals will be allowed into gay Paradise and what a heaven that seems like

                            God bless you and have a great day[/QUOTE

                            The reason someone goes to heaven is accepting GOD not because there sexual preference. I do not think your homosexuality has anything to do with your salvation. But if you introduce yourself as you do you are opening your self up to be attacked from homophobes. But you should not take the attack seriously because homophobia is usually to cover up there homosexuality. So if you are called a name it is probably by someone who is a homosexual and can not face the bitter truth.
                            I think you should tell us more about your self not just your sexual preference. You being a homosexual is a small part of who you are. I would sound funny if I introduced myself as a proud heterosexual. there is a place for this topic do a forum topical search and post there. Please do not take this post in any negative way.

                            May GOD bless you and your whole entire family. Jeremy
                            PS All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: I'm gay and proud of it

                              [QUOTE=the alternative;399430]
                              Originally posted by cleanloverofmen View Post
                              I just want to let you guys know that I am homosexual for sixty nine years and I've never had so much fun in my life

                              I feel blessed because my pastor told me that only homosexuals will be allowed into gay Paradise and what a heaven that seems like

                              God bless you and have a great day[/QUOTE

                              The reason someone goes to heaven is accepting GOD not because there sexual preference. I do not think your homosexuality has anything to do with your salvation. But if you introduce yourself as you do you are opening your self up to be attacked from homophobes. But you should not take the attack seriously because homophobia is usually to cover up there homosexuality. So if you are called a name it is probably by someone who is a homosexual and can not face the bitter truth.
                              I think you should tell us more about your self not just your sexual preference. You being a homosexual is a small part of who you are. I would sound funny if I introduced myself as a proud heterosexual. there is a place for this topic do a forum topical search and post there. Please do not take this post in any negative way.

                              May GOD bless you and your whole entire family. Jeremy
                              PS All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
                              Please produce one Scripture to back up this ridiculous claim. This is a Christian forum. We do not allow blasphemy here.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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