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  • Dannyy
    Unsaved trash, retard lover
    • Sep 2009
    • 48

    #16
    Re: I'm Danny

    Do you realize how long the Bible has been around? One corrupt racist or homophobe with any power could have made whatever change he wanted. It's scare tactics now. God knows I'm a good person. I'm going to enjoy my stay in heaven. I'll be sure to tell you how it is.
    Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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    • Dannyy
      Unsaved trash, retard lover
      • Sep 2009
      • 48

      #17
      Re: I'm Danny

      Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
      I'm not giving you the name of my pastor or church, I don't want him getting harassed by a bunch of self loving extremists. I'm not ashamed, I'm defending it from the extremists.
      I already told you, I won't tell you the name of my Church. I didn't know I was supposed to quote scriptures. I didn't know that was the make or break on Christianity.
      Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #18
        Re: I'm Danny

        Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
        Do you realize how long the Bible has been around? One corrupt racist or homophobe with any power could have made whatever change he wanted. It's scare tactics now. God knows I'm a good person. I'm going to enjoy my stay in heaven. I'll be sure to tell you how it is.
        See, this is exactly what I mean. You are calling the Bible corrupt! The Bible clearly states that it is the literal and perfect Word of God. What kind of Christian spits on the Holy Bible like that?

        Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

        Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

        James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

        All of your "good works" don't amount to a hill of beans, son. If you're a Christian then I'm the king of Spain.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dannyy
          Unsaved trash, retard lover
          • Sep 2009
          • 48

          #19
          Re: I'm Danny

          Anybody could say it is the pure word of God. Do you have any idea how easy it would be?

          "www.landoverbaptist.net has shamed me beyond belief." Official literal and perfect word of God.

          Well that was easy.

          Keep up with your accusations. I can see you don't have a clue as to what God really wants.
          Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: I'm Danny

            Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
            Anybody could say it is the pure word of God. Do you have any idea how easy it would be?

            "www.landoverbaptist.net has shamed me beyond belief." Official literal and perfect word of God.

            Well that was easy.

            Keep up with your accusations. I can see you don't have a clue as to what God really wants.
            You don't believe in the Bible. You refuse to listen to people who know much more about the Word than you do. You remind me of this passage.

            Matthew 11:15-19
            He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. But whereunto shall I liken this generation? It is like unto children sitting in the markets, and calling unto their fellows,
            And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.
            For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a devil.
            The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Dr. Gentile
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 9

              #21
              Re: I'm Danny

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              You don't believe in the Bible. You refuse to listen to people who know much more about the Word than you do. You remind me of this passage.

              Matthew 11:15-19
              He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. But whereunto shall I liken this generation? It is like unto children sitting in the markets, and calling unto their fellows,
              And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.
              For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a devil.
              The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners.
              Amen, Mr. Jones.

              Why would someone like Danny who doesn't have time for the Bible come to this place to start arguments with people who do? I guess he would rather spend more time reading Harry Potter and engaging in pre-marital relations with his girlfriend.

              Based on my experience, I think Danny may be a closet Catholic.
              "And the peaceable habitations are cut down because of the fierce anger of the LORD."

              -Jeremiah 25:37

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: I'm Danny

                Originally posted by Dr. Gentile View Post
                Amen, Mr. Jones.

                Why would someone like Danny who doesn't have time for the Bible come to this place to start arguments with people who do? I guess he would rather spend more time reading Harry Potter and engaging in pre-marital relations with his girlfriend.

                Based on my experience, I think Danny may be a closet Catholic.
                You may be right, Doctor G. He is ashamed of his church...
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #23
                  Re: I'm Danny

                  You know Pastor, I really tried to find out what made DannyY tick. As I got closer to his core, he blew up. I think he is really a confused young man who needs to be under you and have you fill him with God. Perhaps you can handle him in such manner to enable him to have a little more stamina and self control before he lets go. You do seem to have that magic touch with the young men.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Dannyy
                    Unsaved trash, retard lover
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 48

                    #24
                    Re: I'm Danny

                    "You do seem to have that magic touch with the young men."

                    I'm going to remember that forever, I promise.

                    I would be ashamed of myself if I gave you the name of my church. You would probably call and harass non-stop.

                    I don't read Harry Potter, unless it's for school, I don't read it. And I don't have sex before marriage. It's screwed up my aunt's family too much. Three kids between two unmarried children.
                    Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22912

                      #25
                      Re: I'm Danny

                      Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
                      "[...] Three kids between two unmarried children.
                      Just let me get this right – your aunt has 3 kids (i.e. your cousins) and two of your cousins’ children have a total of 3 children and those children are not married?

                      I don’t know where you live but here in Freehold, you can’t marry children anyway, so unmarried children are the norm.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Dannyy
                        Unsaved trash, retard lover
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 48

                        #26
                        Re: I'm Danny

                        No, she has two kids. One of the kids has two children and is not married. The other has one child and is not married.

                        I have a soccer game though. I might be back later.
                        Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #27
                          Re: I'm Danny

                          Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
                          No, she has two kids. One of the kids has two children and is not married. The other has one child and is not married.

                          I have a soccer game though. I might be back later.
                          Don't hurry back on our account or anything.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #28
                            Re: I'm Danny

                            Well DannyY, even though I think you are a bad person, I will wish you a happy birthday. I will say, finding out you play soccer is no surprise.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22912

                              #29
                              Re: I'm Danny

                              Originally posted by Dannyy View Post
                              No, she has two kids. One of the kids has two children and is not married. The other has one child and is not married.
                              They are damned.

                              Na:3:4: Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
                              Na:3:5: Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
                              Na:3:6: And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
                              sigpic


                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Dannyy
                                Unsaved trash, retard lover
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 48

                                #30
                                Re: I'm Danny

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                They are damned.

                                Na:3:4: Because of the multitude of the whoredoms of the wellfavoured harlot, the mistress of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredoms, and families through her witchcrafts.
                                Na:3:5: Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.
                                Na:3:6: And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock.
                                I don't disagree.

                                Why isn't it a surprise that I play soccer?
                                Soccer and Dodgeball all day

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