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  • Hi there

    So hey, I'm 16, English and open-minded to religion, but yet undecided as to what is the "truth".

    I am more rastusian/agnostic, if I had to be put into a category.

    I like reading, debating, helping people, and I dislike the ignorant closed minded racists in the world the the KKK and taliban.

  • #2
    Re: Hi there

    Why do you hate Jesus?

    What's wrong with your parents?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Hi there

      I do not hate Ieova. I hate the facts that his teachings get re-written ever 700 years or so.

      My parents are awesome.

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      • #4
        Re: Hi there

        Originally posted by Samson View Post
        I do not hate Ieova.
        I have no idea what that is. I asked you why you hate Jesus.

        Originally posted by Samson View Post
        I hate the facts that his teachings get re-written ever 700 years or so.
        God is perfect. Don't you think that if His Holy Word was wrong, that He could have corrected it by now? Read THIS.

        Originally posted by Samson View Post
        My parents are awesome.
        Then why are you a Godmocker? Why did they allow you to grow up to do the work of satan? Didn't your father lay on regular Christian beatings?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Hi there

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I have no idea what that is. I asked you why you hate Jesus.
          Ieova was jesus's real name. Jesus just means "Man Who died" and Christ means "The son of god"


          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          God is perfect. Don't you think that if His Holy Word was wrong, that He could have corrected it by now? Read THIS.
          Because he is perfect he doesn't give a damn what we do, he gave us his word and man contaminated it with his own views. He gave us a world of perfection, Pandora ruined it. He loves all, and guides all who ask him (although only the rightious are able to find out how to ask him) Rastusians are his people.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Then why are you a Godmocker? Why did they allow you to grow up to do the work of satan? Didn't your father lay on regular Christian beatings?
          Satan was a demon who possessed an Angel Lucifer. Satan was killed, Lucifer freed.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi there

            Originally posted by Samson View Post
            Ieova was jesus's real name. Jesus just means "Man Who died" and Christ means "The son of god"




            Because he is perfect he doesn't give a damn what we do, he gave us his word and man contaminated it with his own views. He gave us a world of perfection, Pandora ruined it. He loves all, and guides all who ask him (although only the rightious are able to find out how to ask him) Rastusians are his people.



            Satan was a demon who possessed an Angel Lucifer. Satan was killed, Lucifer freed.
            Unless you can back any of that up with Scripture, no one here is likely to take you seriously.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Hi there

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Unless you can back any of that up with Scripture, no one here is likely to take you seriously.
              I can, but I don't speak Magii or Ancient Hewbrew, and unless you do, It isn't worth it.

              But just look at your bible, the last time the protestant bible was successfully moderated was by King James. There are only about 10 remaining bibles that were written over 1500 years ago. The vatican have about 6, but I know a collector who has one.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi there

                Originally posted by Samson View Post
                I can, but I don't speak Magii or Ancient Hewbrew, and unless you do, It isn't worth it.

                But just look at your bible, the last time the protestant bible was successfully moderated was by King James. There are only about 10 remaining bibles that were written over 1500 years ago. The vatican have about 6, but I know a collector who has one.
                The KJV1611 Bible is the only True version authorized by God. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi there

                  Originally posted by Samson View Post
                  I can, but I don't speak Magii or Ancient Hewbrew, and unless you do, It isn't worth it.

                  But just look at your bible, the last time the protestant bible was successfully moderated was by King James. There are only about 10 remaining bibles that were written over 1500 years ago. The vatican have about 6, but I know a collector who has one.

                  THERE IS BUT ONE BIBIE IT IS KJV 1611,best you take your blasphemies outta here.Or Pastor Ezek is going to get you but good.

                  YOU NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH JESUS !!!You better ask Jesus for his forgiveness before it to late,damnation and torment are waiting for you less you repent your ungodly ways and a pray ,pray,pray

                  Iam sorry iffin I was to harsh Pastor Ezekiel,but I do not take Kindly to sinners

                  Praise Jesus

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi there

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The KJV1611 Bible is the only True version authorized by God. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.
                    As much as I would love to enlighten you people, lead you to righteousness, and open your minds, I must not.

                    If only you knew what I know. I truly and sorry, and I do feel such a sorrow.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi there

                      Originally posted by Samson View Post
                      [...] I am more rastusian/[...]
                      "Rastusian"? Does that mean "a supporter of Rastus"?

                      If so, I think you are Godless and vulgar:



                      The owner and his mut are hellbound sinners defying God's Word.

                      Repent! Repent! Accept The Lord!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi there

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post



                        Then why are you a Godmocker?
                        Dat boy ain't jist mockin Gawd, he be mockin all of us church goers here.
                        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi there

                          This Samson guy is great! Welcome to the forums man!
                          Proverbs 1:10
                          My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi there

                            Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post
                            This Samson guy is great! Welcome to the forums man!
                            Define "great."

                            Is that an Austrian euphemism for something?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi there

                              Originally posted by Samson View Post
                              Ieova was jesus's real name. Jesus just means "Man Who died" and Christ means "The son of god"




                              Because he is perfect he doesn't give a damn what we do, he gave us his word and man contaminated it with his own views. He gave us a world of perfection, Pandora ruined it. He loves all, and guides all who ask him (although only the rightious are able to find out how to ask him) Rastusians are his people.



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