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  • DemonsDenied

    Greetings all!! What a happy day living in the Light of God. Just wanted to say how excited I am to have found such a place to share my thoughts and read all of yours about God.
    Fear the ultimate judge.

  • #2
    Re: DemonsDenied

    Your public profile is a little "thin". For example, you fail to tell us where you live.

    Why are you ashamed of living in England? If you're gay, just say so.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #3
      Re: DemonsDenied

      Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
      Greetings all!! What a happy day living in the Light of God. Just wanted to say how excited I am to have found such a place to share my thoughts and read all of yours about God.
      The living light of God?

      What do you think God is, some DJ in a rave party with laser lights, drugs and random anonymous sex? You just wait until the Pastors see your homasexually suggestive post.
      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

      GOD HATES FAGS
      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

      WHITE AND PROUD

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      • #4
        Re: DemonsDenied

        Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
        [...]Just wanted to say how excited I am to have found such a place to share my thoughts and read all of yours about God.
        OK, now you have said that, what church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse and what iniquity has caused Jesus to show you the way to Landover?
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        • #5
          Re: DemonsDenied

          And what exactly does bombing mudslimes have to do with your intro?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #6
            Re: DemonsDenied

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            And what exactly does bombing mudslimes have to do with your intro?
            He must be trying to gain our trust so he can take all our money. He must be a Joo.
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

            WHITE AND PROUD

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            • #7
              Re: DemonsDenied

              Where do you get off suggesting that I'm a homosexual or an Brit, that is outrageous you have no information to support that and by the way I am neither! Furthermore I made no mention of a rave with drugs and anonymous sex or wanting to take your money. Where do you get off drawing these outlandish conclusions about a person you have never met from a simple introduction post, that seems very hostile to me, why be so untrusting? And maybe my profile is thin because either 1: I don't want to share personal information with people who so easily jump to angry conclusions or 2: I just registered and have yet to finish creating a profile, did you ever think of those possibilities? Additionally while my introduction post says nothing about mudslimes maybe consider that it is part of the introduction about myself since a picture is worth a thousand words and shows how strongly I feel. And the light I was referring to was not the light of a laser in a club but rather comes from Acts 9:3-6

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              And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
              4: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?
              5: And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
              6: And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do.
              Fear the ultimate judge.

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              • #8
                Re: DemonsDenied

                Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
                Where do you get off suggesting that I'm a homosexual or an Brit, that is outrageous you have no information to support that and by the way I am neither! Furthermore I made no mention of a rave with drugs and anonymous sex or wanting to take your money. Where do you get off drawing these outlandish conclusions about a person you have never met from a simple introduction post, that seems very hostile to me, why be so untrusting? And maybe my profile is thin because either 1: I don't want to share personal information with people who so easily jump to angry conclusions or 2: I just registered and have yet to finish creating a profile, did you ever think of those possibilities? Additionally while my introduction post says nothing about mudslimes maybe consider that it is part of the introduction about myself since a picture is worth a thousand words and shows how strongly I feel. And the light I was referring to was not the light of a laser in a club but rather comes from Acts 9:3-6

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                And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
                4: And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?
                5: And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest: it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
                6: And he trembling and astonished said, Lord, what wilt thou have me to do? And the Lord said unto him, Arise, and go into the city, and it shall be told thee what thou must do.
                Sorry, friend. There are so many trolls who torment us on these Godly forums that sometimes we jump to conclusions.

                What Church do you attend?

                Are you male or female?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • #9
                  Re: DemonsDenied

                  Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
                  Where do you get off suggesting that I'm a homosexual or an Brit, that is outrageous you have no information to support that and by the way I am neither! Furthermore I made no mention of a rave with drugs and anonymous sex or wanting to take your money. Where do you get off drawing these outlandish conclusions about a person you have never met from a simple introduction post, that seems very hostile to me, why be so untrusting? And maybe my profile is thin because either 1: I don't want to share personal information with people who so easily jump to angry conclusions or 2: I just registered and have yet to finish creating a profile, did you ever think of those possibilities? Additionally while my introduction post says nothing about mudslimes maybe consider that it is part of the introduction about myself since a picture is worth a thousand words and shows how strongly I feel. And the light I was referring to was not the light of a laser in a club but rather comes from Acts 9:3-6
                  [I].



                  Finally, so concrete information.

                  Brother Jones explained why we were somewhat wary of you just showing up and because of the many non-believers out there that try to mess with us.

                  For example, we regularly see Godless brit homos barging in here under the guise of being straight.

                  And the French aren't much better, although we can spot them fairly quickly because, 1) they talk funny, and 2) they don't bathe very often.



                  I note, new Brother Demonseed, that you're from North Carolina, which is good (except for that whore chasing John Edwards).

                  It's a pity about Jesse Helmes, he was a true conservative. And I'm sure he is not dodging the Flaming Tallywacker(tm) of Satan and is sitting in his rightful place in the hereafter.

                  Since I'm not familiar with Greensboro, is it a civilized town? Does it have running water?

                  Are they any snake-handling churches there? When people tithe to one of those churches, what do they give them? Live rats to feed the snakes?

                  Oh, so many questions. I'll give you a chance to respond now.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • #10
                    Re: DemonsDenied

                    Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
                    Where do you get off suggesting that I'm a homosexual or an Brit, that is outrageous you have no information to support that and by the way I am neither! Furthermore I made no mention of a rave with drugs and anonymous sex or wanting to take your money. Where do you get off drawing these outlandish conclusions about a person you have never met from a simple introduction post, that seems very hostile to me, why be so untrusting? And maybe my profile is thin because either 1: I don't want to share personal information with people who so easily jump to angry conclusions or 2: I just registered and have yet to finish creating a profile, did you ever think of those possibilities? Additionally while my introduction post says nothing about mudslimes maybe consider that it is part of the introduction about myself since a picture is worth a thousand words and shows how strongly I feel. And the light I was referring to was not the light of a laser in a club but rather comes from Acts 9:3-6
                    [I].
                    Finally, so concrete information.

                    Brother Jones explained why we were somewhat wary of you just showing up and because of the many non-believers out there that try to mess with us.

                    For example, we regularly see Godless brit homo barging in here under the guise of being straight.

                    And the French aren't much better, although we can spot them fairly quickly because, 1) they talk funny, and 2) they don't bathe very often.

                    I note, new Brother Demonseed, that you're from North Carolina, which is good (except for that whore chasing John Edwards). It's a pity about Jesse Helmes, he was a true conservative.

                    Since I'm not familiar with Greensboro, is it a civilized town? Does it have a
                    municipal sewer system and running water?

                    Are they any snake-handling churches there? When people tithe to one of those churches, what do they give them? Live rats to feed the snakes?



                    Oh, so many questions. I'll stop now to let you respond.
                    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • #11
                      Re: DemonsDenied

                      Yes sir it does, running water and a sewer system. Sometimes clogs come about due to my wifes medication, that women can really plug the toilet. But I'm not quite sure what churches you're talking about...snakes? I've never heard of those churches, I go to Homesburgh Baptist Church. However, I'm afraid its slowly turning soft...everyones slowly falling away from the True teachings of the Church, and they're beginning to accept just about anyone into the congregation. I got about half a mind to try and take some of em out.
                      Fear the ultimate judge.

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                      • #12
                        Re: DemonsDenied

                        Say your from over in my neck of the woods,I hale from Knob Hill kentucky,just east of Jonesborough. Welcome

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                        • #13
                          Re: DemonsDenied

                          Welcome. Say what does DemonsDenied mean?
                          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                          • #14
                            Re: DemonsDenied

                            Originally posted by DemonsDenied View Post
                            But I'm not quite sure what churches you're talking about...snakes?
                            I believe he's refering to native-yank, pre-colombian religion, "snake handlers" - presumably, they were/are from your area.

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