[Samuel Coleridge]

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oh my, something reeks of ego *sniff eew

You certainly have major designs on yourself. I have had past misfortune to be in churches where false believers fluff each other up, and brag of the so-called good works they do. There was not an ounce of humility in sight.

Dear girl, I am one of the most humble people living.

How is it the word of God and the love of God is in need of any improvement?

That's an odd statement. God's love is perfect in every way. It is man that He exhorts to be of a charitable nature.

Luke 14:13
But when thou makest a feast, call the poor, the maimed, the lame, the blind:

If you would only read the King James Bible, the True version you can clearly see this is all Pharisee sinner talk.
Matthew 23 KJV is a perfect example of what God thinks on these matters. Since you have an aversion to seeing copy/paste verses of True Scripture as they were originally written, perhaps you would like to hear the scripture read out direct to you, by one of our good Pastors. I know they never miss an oppurtunity to read God's word, despite it falling on deaf ears.
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Dear one, I don't have any problem with people copying and pasting Scripture. I merely pointed out that it was a wholesale copy and paste of someone else's work.

As for it being True Scripture. I wasn't aware that the NIV was acceptable on this forum. It's something I'll certainly take under advisement going forward.

[James Hutchins]

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Dear girl, I am one of the most humble people living.
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How humble of you to say that.

Ever have a hard time getting on that high horse of yours?

You do know, when you die (if by some extremely remote chance you go to heaven), you cannot sit in Gods chair, will that be a problem?

[Brother Enoch]

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How humble of you to say that.

I think Brother Yankovic is trolling us again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrowbOGZJwg

[Bryan Tamariki]

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Only one of the most influential poets and philosophers in history.

He no doubt had his shortcomings, but

All have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.

Complete twaddle. Coleridge's philosophy was mostly agnostic metanonsense that he borrowed heavily from Kant. His most well known poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" he wrote while being so stoned on opium that he hallucinated about albatrosses. The less said about his homerism and commieism the better.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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How humble of you to say that.

Ever have a hard time getting on that high horse of yours?

You do know, when you die (if by some extremely remote chance you go to heaven), you cannot sit in Gods chair, will that be a problem?

High horse? Friend, I'm not the one spreading the dire news that everyone is going to hell, but a handful of wingnut zealots.

In my extremely humble opinion, I have been nothing but the model of sweet and placid true Christian brotherhood.

I have been prepared in season and out of season; to "correct, rebuke and encourage--with great patience and careful instruction," my much less tolerant distant cousins in Christ.

In Christ's sweet love,

Sam

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Complete twaddle. Coleridge's philosophy was mostly agnostic metanonsense that he borrowed heavily from Kant. His most well known poem "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" he wrote while being so stoned on opium that he hallucinated about albatrosses. The less said about his homerism and commieism the better.

My good man, Coleridge constantly defended Liberal Christianity against reactionary fundamentalists who only hardened their stance in the face of scientific evidence during the Victorian period.

Not so different from today.

[James Hutchins]

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High horse? Friend, I'm not the one spreading the dire news that everyone is going to hell, but a handful of wingnut zealots.

In my extremely humble opinion, I have been nothing but the model of sweet and placid true Christian brotherhood.

I have been prepared in season and out of season; to "correct, rebuke and encourage--with great patience and careful instruction," my much less tolerant distant cousins in Christ.

In Christ's sweet love,

Sam

We are so fortunate you have pointed stated you are humble instead of merely being so.

Are you a Pompanian?

[SUV]

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Are you a Pompanian?

Well, Brother James, we once had a "thespian" despoiling our Holy Board, so I suppose that anything is possible

[James Hutchins]

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Well, Brother James, we once had a "thespian" despoiling our Holy Board, so I suppose that anything is possible

I am certainly glad I missed that episode in Landoverian history, Sister SUV!

[Nurse Clampett]

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Sam, do you have anything better to do but troll Landover as a dead man?
As Aquinas you were here to teach us.
As Crowley you were here to observe us.
In your third dead incarnation you are still boring us.
Also, you really shouldn't berate someone for copying and pasting an article when you haven't the imagination to come up with a better screen name than yet another dead guy.
Jesus hates liars.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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My good man, Coleridge constantly defended Liberal Christianity against reactionary fundamentalists who only hardened their stance in the face of scientific evidence during the Victorian period.

Not so different from today.

You're making that up on the hoof, aren't you?

"Liberal Christianity" is not Christianity, it is creating a god in your own image.

"Reactionary fundamentalists" are those who accept the Bible KJV 1611 as the inerrant Word of God - True Christians™

"scientific evidence during the Victorian period"? You mean like Mesmerism, phrenology, seances, laudanum and cigars being good for kids, and we are evolved from monkeys?

I think you have been at the drugs again.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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We are so fortunate you have pointed stated you are humble instead of merely being so.

Are you a Pompanian?

A quick Google search of the term Pompanian lists this post as the number two search term.

I'm going to write this off as you calling me a pompous jerk and move on to the next riposte.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Sam, do you have anything better to do but troll Landover as a dead man?

Would it be better if I were to mix it up with you Landoverians as a dead woman?

As Aquinas you were here to teach us.
As Crowley you were here to observe us.
In your third dead incarnation you are still boring us.

Normally, it would not be my style to interrupt to a right winger on a diatribe. I believe strongly to live and let live my fellow believers, even if they go about it wrong. I do feel it incumbent to interject here to tell you I have no idea what you are talking about, dear one.

As for me being boring, thank you for taking time out of your, no doubt extremely busy schedule of finding books to burn, to stop by this thread to share with me how tedious you think I am.

You'll never know how much it means to me.

Also, you really shouldn't berate someone for copying and pasting an article when you haven't the imagination to come up with a better screen name than yet another dead guy.

We're still on about that? I'm willing to let the entire, though undoubtedly, embarrassing matter fade. It seems to be the members of your persuasion who are intent on causing the lad further mortification.

Jesus hates liars.

While I'm not sure Jesus hate liars, I would agree with you that liars will certainly find their portion in the lake that burns of fire and brimstone.

[SUV]

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I'm ... a pompous jerk

Yes! YES! Tell The Truth(r) and shame Satan!!!

[James Hutchins]

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Notice the change in his tone.... Interesting.