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  • Bob4God
    Moderator
    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #16
    Re: Advice needed.

    Originally posted by New_Man View Post
    Action is needed - not words, or our witness is empty.

    There is a long way to go for me, but I have followed advice and conviction today -

    This picture brings a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat. To see the transforming power of JESUS CHRIST working in the life of a young person is enough to bring even the most hardened of us to tears of joy.

    I think you're on the right track, son. Let older, more experienced church members and the Holy Spirit guide you to the right career path. It is both selfish and stupid to try and decide for yourself what you want to do with your life.

    Personally, I think GOD is going to lead you into preaching, or maybe law enforcement, as Officer Don suggested.

    PRAISE JESUS!
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    - Proverbs 15:3

    CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


    CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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    • Lola Handcock
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 739

      #17
      Re: Advice needed.

      Praise Jesus ,law enforcement could be your calling.......Just promise me you will hunt and kill demons,make it your life's work!

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      • piercegraham
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2009
        • 186

        #18
        Re: Advice needed.

        Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
        ...And Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, is the right authority.

        Did you know that Jesus has his own Church, a Church he himself built on the rock of St. Peter just before he died on the cross so that the sins of his children could be forgiven?

        Yes indeed and that Church is the Catholic Church, The Holy Church of Rome and I am here to tell you that now is the time for you to embrace the words of Jesus himself and join the Catholic Church.

        Since the days when Jesus walked this earth as a man we Catholics have been here fighting the good Christian fight and doing our best to ensure that young people everywhere get the chance to take into their hearts the wisdom and goodness that are the cornerstones of Christ's words and deeds.

        I promise you that every Priest I know would be thrilled to have you visit and ask to be indoctrinated into the one true Church so feel free to rush down, any time of day or night, to any of our conveniently located houses of worship. Tell them Father Mo sent you and that you have accepted Jesus as your Saviour and seek the kind of special guidance and authority only a bona-fide Catholic Priest can offer.

        Bless you, my potential Papist,
        Father Mo
        Just curious, people of LBC, do you believe that the Vatican was built by jesus?

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        • Bryan Tamariki
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 285

          #19
          Re: Advice needed.

          Originally posted by piercegraham View Post
          Just curious, people of LBC, do you believe that the Vatican was built by jesus?
          No.
          Joshua 24:15
          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Advice needed.

            Do not be ridiculous Pierce. The Vatican is simply a method used by the catlick mob to retain their ill gotten goods without paying taxes or sharing with the world. The entire catlick organization is built of shell companies to insulate them from lawsuits and make the money trail impossible to trace though it all ends up with the pope and his henchmen.
            Think for a moment. All those donations, all those churches with no funds yet the Vatican is uber wealthy. Do they use the money for Godly work? Nope. Look at the history of Baptists. They are always teetering on bankruptcy because the donations are used to do Gods work. No hoarding of funds, it is spent in the community.
            Furthermore, unlike catlicks, Baptists do not require a few years worth of tax forms to verify income to discern how much you must give to be a member. A Baptist gives based on his heart. The poor give little, the rich give a lot, if they want. The Hutchins farm for example, only gives about 5% of revenues to the Church whereas the catlicks require a whopping 10%+ of after tax income on average.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Vavoline Johnson
              Mammy
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 960

              #21
              Re: Advice needed.

              Originally posted by Ritchie Mccrow View Post
              You need a hair cut and you look like nancy boy.
              We don't like your kind here boy.
              He don't need no haircut! Lawd, look at dem big ole ears he be sporting!
              Well, he is askin fo advice and dat is mine.
              Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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              • looking4light
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2009
                • 5

                #22
                Re: Advice needed.

                I think the haircut is a good sign, it's a physical demonstration of faith...one that will hopefully remind you of the new lifestyle the Lord expects of you as often as you notice it.

                Good job New Man, and good luck on your new path!!
                "The Path of the Righteous Man Is Beset on All Sides by Theinequities of the Selfish and the Tyranny of Evil Men."

                -Ezekiel 25:17

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #23
                  Re: Advice needed.

                  Originally posted by looking4light View Post
                  I think the haircut is a good sign, it's a physical demonstration of faith...one that will hopefully remind you of the new lifestyle the Lord expects of you as often as you notice it.

                  Good job New Man, and good luck on your new path!!
                  J'g:16:15: And she said unto him, How canst thou say, I love thee, when thine heart is not with me? thou hast mocked me these three times, and hast not told me wherein thy great strength lieth.
                  J'g:16:16: And it came to pass, when she pressed him daily with her words, and urged him, so that his soul was vexed unto death;
                  J'g:16:17: That he told her all his heart, and said unto her. There hath not come a razor upon mine head; for I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother's womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.

                  And this proves the seat of a man's physical strength is in his hair. Ms Vavoline had it right.
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                  • New_Man
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 8

                    #24
                    Re: Advice needed.

                    He don't need no haircut! Lawd, look at dem big ole ears he be sporting!
                    Well, he is askin fo advice and dat is mine.
                    Thanks. About a week ago I changed from this:

                    to this:

                    Glad I did.

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                    • Emil Sledge
                      struggling to make sense for Jesus
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 257

                      #25
                      Re: Advice needed.

                      The reason the boy has them car doors is that after a boy wears his hair like a girl for long enough his ears start to stick out from his head more so he can hear through all the hair. It's perfectly natural. It's how God made the male body so he'd be able to always hear the Word of God even if he didn't have sense enough to look like a man. That way God would eventually have a better chance of roping him into the fold before the demons made off with him. Here you see what God has reaped. You watch now, them car doors will start to close as his brain gets used to being able to hear normally instead of through all that fur. Women can wear their hair long because they don't need to hear as well. Once they know what they're supposed to do they shouldn't have to be told again and if hearing it once don't work then spanking other ways have to be used anyway.
                      GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #26
                        Re: Advice needed.

                        Originally posted by Emil Sledge View Post
                        The reason the boy has them car doors is that after a boy wears his hair like a girl for long enough his ears start to stick out from his head more so he can hear through all the hair. It's perfectly natural. It's how God made the male body so he'd be able to always hear the Word of God even if he didn't have sense enough to look like a man.
                        Ah, thanks Emil - didn't realize that. I thought those ears were the result of his parents being brother and sister.

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