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  • Christian John
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Real Christians

    This isn't one of those crybaby forums where everyone expects you to be sensitive to their needs is it? If you don't like what they say, go away!
    Thank you Landover for truth about the word.

    Your fellow Christian Brother!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Real Christians

    Originally posted by Christian John View Post
    This isn't one of those crybaby forums where everyone expects you to be sensitive to their needs is it? If you don't like what they say, go away!
    Thank you Landover for truth about the word.

    Your fellow Christian Brother!
    Welcome to God's favorite forum. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Real Christians

      And tell me why you sent me a friendship request when we have not been acquainted. Did you send one to everyone, or do you just like fur hats?

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      • Christian John
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2009
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Real Christians

        I have sent friend request to many good Christian folk on here. My father was pastor of our church so I found Jesus as a young boy. I live in Montana and attend church four days a week there. I'm new to the internet thing, but so far it seems filled with God mockers and Hell bound trash.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Real Christians

          Son, this is not a public restroom on the highway to Hell. Doing the between stall toe-tap to strangers is not appreciated. You request sent to me was summarialy denied, of course.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Christian John
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2009
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Real Christians

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Son, this is not a public restroom on the highway to Hell. Doing the between stall toe-tap to strangers is not appreciated. You request sent to me was summarialy denied, of course.

            I do not understand

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            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
               
              • Jun 2007
              • 6574

              #7
              Re: Real Christians

              Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
              And tell me why you sent me a friendship request when we have not been acquainted. Did you send one to everyone, or do you just like fur hats?
              I also got one. Poor Trent Harvy is going to get his heart broken AGAIN.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Real Christians

                I only send friend requests. I don't accept them from unsaved trash.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #9
                  Re: Real Christians

                  Originally posted by Christian John View Post
                  I live in Montana and attend church four days a week there.
                  I almost spit my milk out when I read this. Are you so unsaved that you are ready to willingly admit, unsolicited, that you only go to Church four days of the week? What do you do they other three days? Smoke crack and make porn?
                  Yours In Christ,

                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                  • Christian John
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Real Christians

                    I drive Truck the other three days. I'm unable to attended church those days. I'm very offended by that comment sir. What kind of church site it this.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: Real Christians

                      Originally posted by Christian John View Post
                      I drive Truck the other three days. I'm unable to attended church those days. I'm very offended by that comment sir. What kind of church site it this.
                      And you're saying that driving all day in your truck, you never pass a single church?
                      Well, I guess a True Christian Church is hard to find near expressway ramps. But Landover is always here! Now Tithe brother and be saved.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Real Christians

                        Originally posted by Christian John View Post
                        I drive Truck the other three days. I'm unable to attended church those days. I'm very offended by that comment sir. What kind of church site it this.
                        I am a long haul trucker and attend Church at least once a day. My preferred norm is three times, before each meal and then a fourth on Saturday nights. Sunday is only once but it spans from 6 AM to 8:30 PM.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Real Christians

                          Originally posted by Christian John View Post
                          I drive Truck the other three days. I'm unable to attended church those days. I'm very offended by that comment sir. What kind of church site it this.
                          Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.


                          Please take a look at our church doctrines HERE.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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