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  • #1

    Hi from England

    Hi, I thought it would be the done thing to introduce myself, I'm Ali, a bi-curious emo/goth who enjoys listening to metal/emo music and shooting sports. (Shotgun, rifle and airgun) I don't belive in God, Jesus or any of that, have never read the bible and don't plan to.

    Looking forward to some most humorous replys,
    Ali.
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    Re: Hi from England

    Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
    Hi, I thought it would be the done thing to introduce myself, I'm Ali, a bi-curious emo/goth who enjoys listening to metal/emo music and shooting sports. (Shotgun, rifle and airgun) I don't belive in God, Jesus or any of that, have never read the bible and don't plan to.

    Looking forward to some most humorous replys,
    Ali.
    Remind me to come to your house and introduce myself in an offensive manner someday.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • #3
      Re: Hi from England

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Remind me to come to your house and introduce myself in an offensive manner someday.
      Nothing quite like a warm, friendly welcome, is there? :p
      On a side note, what opinions do you lovely people have on shooting sports?

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      • #4
        Re: Hi from England

        Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
        Nothing quite like a warm, friendly welcome, is there? :p
        On a side note, what opinions do you lovely people have on shooting sports?
        Do you know what a search engine is? Use it! You come here saying you're our enemy and expect us to bend over backwards to serve you?
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: Hi from England

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          Do you know what a search engine is? Use it! You come here saying you're our enemy and expect us to bend over backwards to serve you?
          Just making conversation is all. And I never said I was your enemy, I just simply don't agree with the values you hold.

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          • #6
            Re: Hi from England

            Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
            Just making conversation is all. And I never said I was your enemy, I just simply don't agree with the values you hold.
            And that makes you my enemy! I love you and want to help you, but since you worship Satan, I can't like you. You're not my friend. Please accept Jesus into your heart so we can be friends!
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #7
              Re: Hi from England

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              And that makes you my enemy! I love you and want to help you, but since you worship Satan, I can't like you. You're not my friend. Please accept Jesus into your heart so we can be friends!
              I don't belive in either god or satan.

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              • #8
                Re: Hi from England

                Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
                [...]what opinions do you lovely people have on shooting sports?
                What sports do you want to shoot? Soccer would be a start.
                Originally posted by Ali--C View Post
                I don't belive in either god or satan.
                I hope that, by the end of your short stay here, you will.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hi from England

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  What sports do you want to shoot? Soccer would be a start.



                  I'm sure you know I meant sports involving guns, such as hunting, clay pigeon shooting etc. :p

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hi from England

                    Originally posted by Ali--C View Post



                    I'm sure you know I meant sports involving guns, such as hunting, clay pigeon shooting etc. :p
                    I like to shoot things.
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Hi from England

                      Originally posted by Ali--C View Post



                      I'm sure you know I meant sports involving guns, such as hunting, clay pigeon shooting etc. :p
                      What is there to hunt in Englandistan? I hear the biggest thing you've got apart from cats is the squirrel. Do you shoot and eat them or simply survive off roadkill?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hi from England

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        What is there to hunt in Englandistan? I hear the biggest thing you've got apart from cats is the squirrel. Do you shoot and eat them or simply survive off roadkill?
                        Rabbits, the odd hare, pigeons, crows, squirrels, foxes, deer (roe, red, muntjack and chinese water deer), waterfowl and gamebirds.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hi from England

                          rats



                          :p
                          God is not mocked!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hi from England

                            Originally posted by vermin wadley View Post
                            rats



                            :p
                            Them too. :p

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hi from England

                              Rats,one of my favourites,do you have them grilled or bbq'd.

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