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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960

    #16
    Re: To the "Unsaved"

    Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
    You know, Rev. Osborne has given me an idea. Maybe there SHOULD be a place for unsaved scum on our website. I would call it the Want Ads and it is where they could all apply to be our gardeners and butlers and what not. I find that unsaved labor is so much cheaper tyhan saved labor these days.
    We cain't be havin dat! Landover an Freehold already gots it's butlers an gardeners! We already do all da what nots here. You be pushing us Christian colored right out of jobs and givin dem to da unsaved!
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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    • Vavoline Johnson
      Mammy
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 960

      #17
      Re: To the "Unsaved"

      Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
      Personally I prefer those workers of mine, who speak English, to be christians. Hired help is relatively easy to find down here in New Zealand and unsaved scum can frighten my children.
      Word Mr Bryan, word and a big AMEN to dat!
      Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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      • Bryan Tamariki
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 285

        #18
        Re: To the "Unsaved"

        Thank you kindly Miz Vavoline.
        Joshua 24:15
        And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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        • Gabriel Reproba
          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2479

          #19
          Re: To the "Unsaved"

          Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
          We cain't be havin dat! Landover an Freehold already gots it's butlers an gardeners! We already do all da what nots here. You be pushing us Christian colored right out of jobs and givin dem to da unsaved!

          Rest assured, Mrs. Vavoline, that I would never want to push you anywhere! I meant that we could use the unsaved to do jobs that even our negros don't want to do. For example, we have had plans on the books for years to build a new pyramid-shaped museum to house our extensive collection of GODLY artifacts that won't fit in our CreatorWorld™ theme park. Why not round up all the J00s and just make them build the pyramids? I hear that they are good at that.

          As for my reference to butlers and gardeners, I was thiking only of those that would garden and butle for you negro and mesican folk.

          I apologize for my lack of clarity.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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