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  • ForgivenSinner:)
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2009
    • 23

    #1

    To the "Unsaved" :)

    I want to appologise to the way you are treated on here. God does not agree with this behaviour, and He loves you. This website does not show you the christian religion, I am sad to say, and my heart is being torn to pieces.

    If you would like to ask questions about my saviour and not get abused by people who think they are being godly, then email me. I wont insult you or push my views on you


    [email address deleted to prevent unwary Christian men being led astray.]
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 12-07-2009, 01:23 AM.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22888

    #2
    Re: To the "Unsaved"

    Originally posted by ForgivenSinner:) View Post
    [...]This website does not show you the christian religion,
    If you can find error and support your assertion with Scripture, please do.

    Also pay heed to
    1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
    1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.


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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Hank
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 405

      #3
      Re: To the "Unsaved"

      Originally posted by ForgivenSinner:) View Post
      unsaved trash speaking nonsense
      Why hasnt this harlot, this Godless whore of babylon been banned yet?
      Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

      GOD HATES FAGS
      Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
      DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

      WHITE AND PROUD

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      • HopscotchGirl
        Unsaved trash, Jap wannabee
        • Nov 2009
        • 31

        #4
        Re: To the "Unsaved"

        Originally posted by Hank View Post
        Why hasnt this harlot, this Godless whore of babylon been banned yet?
        she shouldn't be banned. She's my role model of a good christian, unlike you who judged her so quickly.

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        • Love_MJ
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2009
          • 2

          #5
          Re: To the "Unsaved"

          This is no place for real christians. They will ban you because you serve God and don't agree with their bashing. They only want controversy, let them have it and go somewhere where you can do something useful because they are run by Satan here and God needs us to help those who are willing to live right. Peace and love to all...it is sure needed here. Don't bother with the "private message". Your intelligence, or lack thereof, is shown here for all to see and I have no desire to come back.

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          • Hank
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 405

            #6
            Re: To the "Unsaved"

            Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
            she shouldn't be banned. She's my role model of a good christian, unlike you who judged her so quickly.
            Do you even have your husband or fathers permission to be here, harlot?
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

            WHITE AND PROUD

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            • HopscotchGirl
              Unsaved trash, Jap wannabee
              • Nov 2009
              • 31

              #7
              Re: To the "Unsaved"

              Originally posted by Love_MJ View Post
              This is no place for real christians.

              so is that you admitting you're not a real christian?

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: To the "Unsaved"

                Originally posted by HopscotchGirl View Post
                so is that you admitting you're not a real christian?
                I think that's about the first thing you got right on this forum.

                Hint: look at what it says under its username.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • wrongpathtaker
                  Unsaved trash, Teenaged joo lover
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 59

                  #9
                  Re: To the "Unsaved"

                  Wow, this Girl is trying to find a place on this website and all you do is insult her, shame on you

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: To the "Unsaved"

                    There's no place for unsaved scum on our website.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #11
                      Re: To the "Unsaved"

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      There's no place for unsaved scum on our website.
                      You know, Rev. Osborne has given me an idea. Maybe there SHOULD be a place for unsaved scum on our website. I would call it the Want Ads and it is where they could all apply to be our gardeners and butlers and what not. I find that unsaved labor is so much cheaper tyhan saved labor these days.
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: To the "Unsaved"

                        Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                        Wow, this Girl is trying to find a place on this website and all you do is insult her, shame on you
                        We are commanded to hate those that hate God.

                        Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                        20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                        21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                        22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • minusthebear
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: To the "Unsaved"

                          Originally posted by ForgivenSinner:) View Post
                          I want to appologise to the way you are treated on here. God does not agree with this behaviour, and He loves you. This website does not show you the christian religion, I am sad to say, and my heart is being torn to pieces.

                          If you would like to ask questions about my saviour and not get abused by people who think they are being godly, then email me. I wont insult you or push my views on you


                          [email address deleted to prevent unwary Christian men being led astray.]

                          Thanks man. I haven't spoken to Jesus in a while, but I'm sure he thinks you're pretty awesome. Have yourself good times, my friend.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: To the "Unsaved"

                            Wow, what a homer! this "forgiven sinner" is.

                            Don't you have a Richard Simmons fan club meeting you need to be at?

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                            • Bryan Tamariki
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 285

                              #15
                              Re: To the "Unsaved"

                              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                              You know, Rev. Osborne has given me an idea. Maybe there SHOULD be a place for unsaved scum on our website. I would call it the Want Ads and it is where they could all apply to be our gardeners and butlers and what not. I find that unsaved labor is so much cheaper tyhan saved labor these days.
                              Personally I prefer those workers of mine, who speak English, to be christians. Hired help is relatively easy to find down here in New Zealand and unsaved scum can frighten my children.
                              Joshua 24:15
                              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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