[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

You disgust me. You should contact Pastor Zeke immediately about enrolling in his personal ministry for boys like you. I might even pray over you myself.

Will you be praying over me or preying on me... oops, I mean praying on me.

BTW what happened to all of that left over Crisco from the Landover Donut Fry that was delivered to you? Exactly how many Donut holes did you grease up that fall day?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=12708

Levi, the truck just dropped off the 50 gallon vat of Crisco oil you ordered at the security check in shack. Just give us a call and we will send it over to your place.

You were supposed to P.M. that to me, Bobby!
It was for the, uh, Landover donut fry this Sunday.

[SUV]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Stall tapper indeeed!

So that's what he's up to. I thought I was missing out on something here with this "stall tap."

I Hope patrolMan Mancuso "busts" him soon. The Good patrolMan is always on the lookout for "suspicious characters" to bring to Justice, you know

[Levi Jones]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Will you be praying over me or preying on me... oops, I mean praying on me.

BTW what happened to all of that left over Crisco from the Landover Donut Fry that was delivered to you? Exactly how many Donut holes did you grease up that fall day?

Friend, it was truly a testament to the wonders of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I glazed countless donuts that fine Sunday morning. It was very sticky but satisfying work. I believe Brother Bobby Joe had a little dribbling down his chin, but he didn't seem to mind at all.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

So that's what he's up to. I thought I was missing out on something here with this "stall tap."

I Hope patrolMan Mancuso "busts" him soon. The Good patrolMan is always on the lookout for "suspicious characters" to bring to Justice, you know

I "stall tap" in order to find false Christians and eternally latent Republicans. They are offered my gift of Christian ecstacy and if they refuse they are brought to their knees on all fours until they fill them selves with the love I am offering. They usually see God or scream his name by the time we are through.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Friend, it was truly a testament to the wonders of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I glazed countless donuts that fine Sunday morning. It was very sticky but satisfying work. I believe Brother Bobby Joe had a little dribbling down his chin, but he didn't seem to mind at all.

I would like to help you clean up that sticky mess one day Levi. I have been know to have a taste for it. I find it very satisfying when I offer myself to others in need of some relief. I have also been known to help people with their crullers and eclairs. I believe it is truly doing god's work to make sure everyone is filled with the goodness of the Landover Baptist Church's cream filled pastries.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

@ SUV

Psalm 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

My friend, This is a miracle that only happened to Christ. It sound like your children could be spawns of the devil, possibly the anti-Christ. Either that or you left a deposit on the toilet seat within 36 hours of your wife using it and she got pregnant.

I simply meant that I was she was lying atop the cordless phone at the time of conception. On the bed. Missionary position. Lights off.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

I simply meant that I was she was lying atop the cordless phone at the time of conception. On the bed. Missionary position. Lights off.

were you almost fully dressed in at least a night shirt?

[EmilyRose]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

On the bed. Missionary position. Lights off.

Wow, what a stud

How funny, i bet she can't wait for it to be over.

[Jeeps4Salvation]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Wow, what a stud

How funny, i bet she can't wait for it to be over.

That's how god wants us to fornicate Emily. Wham bam and not even a thank you ma'm since it's a woman's duty to submit to her man and his baby juice. Women should be barefoot and pregnant.
If it wasn't for the fact that they have to ask the clerk at the liquor store where her man's favorite beer is, they wouldn't even need a tongue

[Nobar King]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

If it wasn't for the fact that they have to ask the clerk at the liquor store where her man's favorite beer is, they wouldn't even need a tongue

Let's not go to far, here. I'm sure there are more uses than that!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Wow, what a stud

How funny, i bet she can't wait for it to be over.

Nonsense. I'm invariably done before she's begun.

[missionmindedtex]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Jesus is giving me a vision of a clock ticking. There's something about a car as well.

What's that LORD? I don't exactly understand.

It's does good to see some brave men (and I mean men) being able to turn the other cheek. It's an honor to bee brothers in Christ with you. Hallelujah!!!!!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Nonsense. I'm invariably done before she's begun.

Good for you, Brother! I have said it before and I will say it again:

Sex should be done missionary style between a married man and woman followed by a firm handshake.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Turning the other cheek for more than 20 years

Nonsense. I'm invariably done before she's begun.

But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first. -- Matthew 19:30, Mark 10:31

Amen brother!!