Hello there all

[OrangeClockwork]

My name is Amy and I am new to the forum. I'm pretty much strict King James and around here it doesn't seem like there are a lot that share the same views(everybody here are a bunch of damned sinners) so when a friend showed me this site it seemed like a good place to check out. So hi there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My name is Amy and I am new to the forum. I'm pretty much strict King James and around here it doesn't seem like there are a lot that share the same views(everybody here are a bunch of damned sinners) so when a friend showed me this site it seemed like a good place to check out. So hi there.

Please tell us about yourself and your Church. How did you come to find Jesus? What are your favorite Scriptures?

And what does "orange clockwork" mean?

[OrangeClockwork]

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Please tell us about yourself and your Church. How did you come to find Jesus? What are your favorite Scriptures?

And what does "orange clockwork" mean?

My friend was tossing names around and that was on the list and I enjoyed it the most so that's what I went with. I don't know if it has any significance but I'm not good at coming up with names and things like that so I just kinda sorta went with it.

I don't have a church because most of them around here are so stupid and don't even preach from King James because they are too worried about offending sinners.

And I don't have many favorite verses. It's really hard to pick a favorite from the book with everything you'll ever need to know, right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My friend was tossing names around and that was on the list and I enjoyed it the most so that's what I went with. I don't know if it has any significance but I'm not good at coming up with names and things like that so I just kinda sorta went with it.

I don't have a church because most of them around here are so stupid and don't even preach from King James because they are too worried about offending sinners.

And I don't have many favorite verses. It's really hard to pick a favorite from the book with everything you'll ever need to know, right?

In other words you're not a Christian and are completely unfamiliar with God's Holy Word.

How old are you? What city do you live in that has no Independant Baptist Churches?

[Jerakk]

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I'm wary of this one. It seems to me she has a fascination with that horrible film A Clockwork Orange.

In future Britain, charismatic delinquent Alex DeLarge is jailed and later volunteers for an experimental aversion therapy developed by the government in an effort to solve society's crime problem... but not all goes to plan.

As you can see it's a heathen movie about using witchcraft to reform sinners instead of doing it the right way, by following the Bible and accepting Jesus as your Savior.

[Gabriel Reproba]

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Greetings! What is your husband's profession? What is your favorite pie to bake? What is your favorite Bible verse?

[OrangeClockwork]

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Jerakk I'm a she.


And wow I've actually never heard of that movie(I'm not much of a movie watcher) but I looked it up and that does sound awful. If that is what my friend was referencing then I think I might have to go for a name change.



Pastor, I am a christian but I am new to it. From what I have familiarized myself with from the King James Version it seems very true and I know I need to follow it and learn more about it. However, until about a year ago I was raised Catholic. Please do not be too harsh because I do intend to learn more so that I can spread the word more accurately and not have a condemned life in Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And wow I've actually never heard of that movie(I'm not much of a movie watcher) but I looked it up and that does sound awful. If that is what my friend was referencing then I think I might have to go for a name change.

How about Mitch McLeod?

Pastor, I am a christian but I am new to it. From what I have familiarized myself with from the King James Version it seems very true and I know I need to follow it and learn more about it. However, until about a year ago I was raised Catholic. Please do not be too harsh because I do intend to learn more so that I can spread the word more accurately and not have a condemned life in Hell.

If you're here to learn about Christ's Divine Plan for our Salvation(r), then you'd best start by showing respect. "Christian" is capitalized in decent society. Catholics are not Christians, because they worship Mary.

Please read our Church Doctrines HERE and take your first step into Christ's loving embrace.

[Jerakk]

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Well I will apologize and I have corrected my mistake. I am still on edge though, there have been a great many homers, mooslims, and other trolls on the forum all day. I hope you understand my apprehension.

[OrangeClockwork]

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How about Mitch McLeod?





If you're here to learn about Christ's Divine Plan for our Salvation®, then you'd best start by showing respect. "Christian" is capitalized in decent society. Catholics are not Christians, because they worship Mary.

Please read our Church Doctrines HERE and take your first step into Christ's loving embrace.

Mitch McLeod, as in Mitch McLeod Films. I wouldn't expect you to have heard of it because it's not even a true production company.

And yes, Pastor, I do know that Catholics are not Christians, which is why I am saddened that I have spent so much of my life raised as one and am eager to learn more. And my apologies for my mistake on the capitalization of "Christian".

[Gabriel Reproba]

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First she says:

I'm not much of a movie watcher

THEN she says:

Mitch McLeod, as in Mitch McLeod Films. I wouldn't expect you to have heard of it because it's not even a true production company.

My bullshit detector just spiked.

[OrangeClockwork]

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First she says:




THEN she says:



My bullshit detector just spiked.

Sorry I just don't have my own email address and since I have a brother who makes movies and has an email account I used his to sign up here.

Sorry. I don't know why everybody is being mean right now. I have said that I would like to learn more and pull as far away from Catholicism as I can possibly get. And maybe I can even make my mom and dad realize the horror behind that religion too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry I just don't have my own email address and since I have a brother who makes movies and has an email account I used his to sign up here.

If you waltz into God's favorite forum and tell lies from to get-go, you shouldn't expect much sympathy.

Sorry. I don't know why everybody is being mean right now. I have said that I would like to learn more and pull as far away from Catholicism as I can possibly get. And maybe I can even make my mom and dad realize the horror behind that religion too.

Did you bother to read ANY of the links I've left for you?

[OrangeClockwork]

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If you waltz into God's favorite forum and tell lies from to get-go, you shouldn't expect much sympathy.



Did you bother to read ANY of the links I've left for you?

What have I lied about? Yes I am going through the links that you have left. I'm not saying that you aren't being helpful. I just don't know why I have to receive hate when I'm making an honest effort.

[Nobar King]

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That's an admirable goal. I think the reason you are sensing so much hostility is due to your choice of user name.

Clock work oranges:

The dude's obviously an emo.