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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #31
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
    I have been given an infraction saying that I am not the Holy Ghost. Well then I say prove this. How do you know I am not?
    Because while the Holy Ghost does take many forms (a dove, a flame, etc). the Holy Ghost would not take the form of an unfunny teenaged troll that is only here to mock God. I know you're trying your hardest to be "cute" with us, but no one here is amused.

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      • lucasdwi
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 11
        #32
        Re: Greetings

        Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: Greetings

            Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
            Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.
            You are asking us to prove a negative? That's about the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Can you prove that I'm not a giraffe? I didn't think so.

            You stated that you are the Holy Ghost. It thereby falls on you to back up your statement with proof. "Go ahead and prove I'm not" does no constitute proof in any discourse.

            You have about 5 minutes to change your tune before we show you the exit, boy.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309
                #34
                Re: Greetings

                Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
                Give me all the infractions you wish. You make no point by doing so, only saying that you have no proof that I am not the Holy Spirit.
                The Holy Spirit wouldn't piss and whine about not being believed. And He would respond to posts much more quickly. His connection is of the Highest Speed!
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                  • Noah Dint
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 695
                    #35
                    Re: Greetings

                    Glory!

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