[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.

You'd better explain yourself, boy. That was uncalled for. I don't see any "heathens" attacking you. We just asked you for more particulars.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Lucas-dwi
After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

Sounds like a perfect description of yourself. Seeing as how you not only refuse to follow the board's rules but you blatantly ignore questions asked of you after you failed to make a proper introduction. Your actions have shown that you are nothing more than another troll who should be dealt with swiftly.

The nerve of you people to speak thusly to the Holy Spirit. How dare you? To call me a troll when you yourself insult me. I ignore these questions because there is no answer to them. The way Christianity should be practiced is as I outlined for this very church. You people better pull yourselves together.

[lucasdwi]

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Lucas-dwi
After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!

I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

Can you walk 10 steps heal to toe?
Can you tilt your head back, close your eyes and with an outstretched arm, bend at the elbow and touch your nose?

These are key accomplishments on the road to Salvation®.

[Petal]

Re: Greetings

You people better pull yourselves together.

i thinks maybee it be better if you quits pullings yourselfs

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

Do you really want to know how stupid we think you are?

Take this as a hint

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Greetings

[...]Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

...as opposed to saying you are The Holy Spirit?

Your brain's as much use as a chocolate teapot. Have you considered being a Christian?

[lucasdwi]

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You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.

[Jerakk]

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You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.

Well at least you're kind enough to admit where you're going. Tell my parents I said hi when you get to satan's kingdom.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Greetings

OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings

OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?

I think you are on to something here, Pastor Bathfire. Even though young lucas is imbibing, he is reaching out for for something though his groping seems to only serve him what he craves, not what he needs.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

Landover was chosen because it correctly interpreted the Lord's book unlike so many of the false churches spread across the world. Landover acknowledges the vindictive nature and sometimes offensive nature towards some which should not be covered up with pansy quotes about peace. You did the Lord's work, but now the Lord is not so sure he picked the right church.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Greetings

Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

Claiming you are the Holy Ghost is blasphemy against it. As you can see, it is an unforgivable sin. Jesus will toss your atheist God-mocking butt into the pits of Hell while the rest of us sit back and laugh with Him up in Heaven.

[lucasdwi]

Re: Greetings

I have been given an infraction saying that I am not the Holy Ghost. Well then I say prove this. How do you know I am not?