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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
    You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.
    You'd better explain yourself, boy. That was uncalled for. I don't see any "heathens" attacking you. We just asked you for more particulars.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: Greetings

      Lucas-dwi
      After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

      Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • lucasdwi
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        • Jan 2010
        • 11

        #18
        Re: Greetings

        Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
        Sounds like a perfect description of yourself. Seeing as how you not only refuse to follow the board's rules but you blatantly ignore questions asked of you after you failed to make a proper introduction. Your actions have shown that you are nothing more than another troll who should be dealt with swiftly.
        The nerve of you people to speak thusly to the Holy Spirit. How dare you? To call me a troll when you yourself insult me. I ignore these questions because there is no answer to them. The way Christianity should be practiced is as I outlined for this very church. You people better pull yourselves together.

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        • lucasdwi
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          • Jan 2010
          • 11

          #19
          Re: Greetings

          Lucas-dwi
          After a little checking (very little, actually) we have found you to be a moronic toll.

          Thanks so much for stopping by. Now skiddale, ratskelian!
          I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #20
            Re: Greetings

            Can you walk 10 steps heal to toe?
            Can you tilt your head back, close your eyes and with an outstretched arm, bend at the elbow and touch your nose?

            These are key accomplishments on the road to Salvation®.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991

              #21
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
              You people better pull yourselves together.
              i thinks maybee it be better if you quits pullings yourselfs

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: Greetings

                Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
                I am sure you found some little twerps facebook account and very little else when you used google. Of course I used a pseudonym, how stupid do you think I am? Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.
                Do you really want to know how stupid we think you are?

                Take this as a hint
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22888

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
                  [...]Do you think that if I used "the Holy Spirit" as a username I would be given any validity? Or course not.
                  ...as opposed to saying you are The Holy Spirit?

                  Your brain's as much use as a chocolate teapot. Have you considered being a Christian?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • lucasdwi
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                    • Jan 2010
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                    #24
                    Re: Greetings

                    You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.

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                    • Jerakk
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                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 178

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
                      You people humor me...and will do the same when burning in hell.
                      Well at least you're kind enough to admit where you're going. Tell my parents I said hi when you get to satan's kingdom.
                      Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22888

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings

                        OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          OK, Let's look into your spiritual inadequacies. Why do you think that Jesus made your fingers choose Landover?
                          I think you are on to something here, Pastor Bathfire. Even though young lucas is imbibing, he is reaching out for for something though his groping seems to only serve him what he craves, not what he needs.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • lucasdwi
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                            • Jan 2010
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                            #28
                            Re: Greetings

                            Landover was chosen because it correctly interpreted the Lord's book unlike so many of the false churches spread across the world. Landover acknowledges the vindictive nature and sometimes offensive nature towards some which should not be covered up with pansy quotes about peace. You did the Lord's work, but now the Lord is not so sure he picked the right church.

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8622

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings

                              Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:
                              Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:


                              Claiming you are the Holy Ghost is blasphemy against it. As you can see, it is an unforgivable sin. Jesus will toss your atheist God-mocking butt into the pits of Hell while the rest of us sit back and laugh with Him up in Heaven.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • lucasdwi
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                                • Jan 2010
                                • 11

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings

                                I have been given an infraction saying that I am not the Holy Ghost. Well then I say prove this. How do you know I am not?

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