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I have come to this site to try to understand your faith and see if I am able to be saved.
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OK, carry on.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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First let me commend you on your intelligence for deciding to come here. Now! Please tell us more about yourself.Originally posted by lucasdwi View PostComment
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And then left. Was this a recon mission by a demon???Originally posted by lucasdwi View PostComment
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Greetings! Tell us more about yourself. What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you male or female?Originally posted by lucasdwi View PostYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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I resent this and am offended that because I was unable to get on a computer you immediately declare me as a demon. Interesting way to greet new comers.And then left. Was this a recon mission by a demon???
I do not attend any churches because the area in which I live has no churches that follow the Bible in what I would deem the correct way. As for a favorite Bible verse I would say that it is too hard to choose one single verse out of the Holy Book and say that it is better than the rest. As for sex, I am male.Greetings! Tell us more about yourself. What church do you go to? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you male or female?Comment
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Friend,Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
Atheists repeatably attempt to infiltrate Landover just to mock God. We TRUE Christians(tm) must on our guard against atheists tricks. However Jesus helps us see three these lies.
Do you agree atheists are the most evil an despicable people to ever live (with the exception of Obama)?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Who cares what offends you? Do you really imagine that you little tantrums add up to a hill of beans for Jesus? This isn't a pink tea party, boy. This is Christianity. You aren't supposed to "like" it, you're supposed to DO it!Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
It is certainly true that most of the churches out there are false. I know that I speak for all of us here when I say that I'd love to have you lay out the specific concerns you have about your local churches. I assume that you have attended them all and found them wanting. Please explain to us what you mean by "the correct way" of following the Holy Bible. We're always interested in detailed theological discussions.Originally posted by lucasdwi View Post
Our church doctrines can be found HERE. I pray that you will find them edifying.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Another 'post and run'. Interesting
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I apologize for all of this. You see I am actually the Holy Spirit in disguise to see if your church could continue to boast being the number one church of God. After looking through all of your forum I have decided that you surpass the desires that we have. You are doing well my sons continue on the righteous path and let the unsaved burn in Hell forever.Comment
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You dare mock me heathen!? After all the Lord has provided you still question and mock me? I can see that atheist scum as low as yourself have infiltrated this most holy site. You have wormed your way deep into the trust of my sons, but I can see through your folly and see the blackness inside of you. You can hide from the mortals around you but not the infallible, immortal God who shall smite the wicked and watch with pleasure as you burn in the depths of Hell.That's good to know.Comment
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Sounds like a perfect description of yourself. Seeing as how you not only refuse to follow the board's rules but you blatantly ignore questions asked of you after you failed to make a proper introduction. Your actions have shown that you are nothing more than another troll who should be dealt with swiftly.Originally posted by lucasdwi View PostOnly 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.
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Again you dare! The nerve of you to speak as such to the Holy Spirit. To call me "boy"! Your ignorance and sheer stupidity to see the blinding truth in front of you galls me. God will surely laugh as you burn slowly in torment vile scum.Comment
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