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  • confucius
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 13

    #1

    okay... so

    yeah.. I am new...

    Intrigued and somewhat confused with this site... Puzzled at some of the stuff posted... so, interested in finding out what parts are true and what parts are considered just stupid jokes... if you would call it that.

    I was reading this one thread and the whole time I was reading some of the replies I was wondering how man undercover agents are on this site? Seems like the perfect place to nab a bunch of wackos? One might think so... have any of you on this site ever wondered if you were being watched?

    Do people on this site condone what happened to prisoners in gitmo from the national guard soldiers? I got really confused in that thread as well...

    Are you saying that this is a site of republicans that don't really believe in God and the christian teaching but agree with all the hard cores values of the tanach? (thats the old testament for christians that are not scholars in religious teachings)

    If You are christians and hold on to the old testament teachings may I ask why?

    If you are not christians may I ask for somebody to please explain to me exactly what it is I have stumbled across because I find it really confusing to say the least.

    I also noticed that many members on this site have been banned? Why? LOL...

    okay
    thats all.
  • LittleMissV
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 71

    #2
    Re: okay... so

    1. Please do not ridicule our beliefs and call them stupid "jokes"
    2. Please PLEASE don't question wheter we are reall Christians. I am utterly and totally offended!
    3. No I'm not afraid I'm being watched by undercover agents. Lay off the narcotics
    4. We ban people who try to disrupt the love, peace and order on our lovely board.

    Hope that helps

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: okay... so

      Originally posted by confucius View Post
      Seems like the perfect place to nab a bunch of wackos?
      Are you suggesting that the government should deny us the freedom to worship in violation of the First Amendment? Are you a European atheist or something where they have no freedom of religion?

      Do people on this site condone what happened to prisoners in gitmo from the national guard soldiers? I got really confused in that thread as well...
      What happened to them? Be specific.

      Are you saying that this is a site of republicans that don't really believe in God and the christian teaching but agree with all the hard cores values of the tanach?
      Frogive me, but are you on CRACK? We are TrueChristians™ and we all believe in the one true God.

      (thats the old testament for christians that are not scholars in religious teachings)
      So you think you have more Biblical knowledge than us? Your presumptuous nature reveals an evil heart. Don't mess with the men of God, you will get schooled faster than a person who goes to school.


      If You are christians and hold on to the old testament teachings may I ask why?
      Besides the fact that it is IN the Bible, Jesus tells everyone to do so.

      If you are not christians may I ask for somebody to please explain to me exactly what it is I have stumbled across because I find it really confusing to say the least.
      Thank you for helping us identify all the secret non-Christians trolling our site, undercover Agent Smith sinnner!


      I also noticed that many members on this site have been banned? Why? LOL...

      okay
      thats all.
      They broke our rules. Have you read them?
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #4
        Re: okay... so

        Originally posted by confucius View Post
        If You are christians and hold on to the old testament teachings may I ask why?
        We hold onto the Bible. The OT is part of the Bible, is it not? Many false Christians would rather tear their Bible apart so they don't have to read the difficult parts. Not so here. God wrote (or dictated, technically) the Bible as a whole piece. When you eat a meal, do you skip the main course and eat only dessert? Same story...

        But really, exactly how many times do (now) self-evident facts such as these have to be mentioned?

        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

        Are you going to say "oh, it's OK to have sex with my dog because God only mentions in the OT"?
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 160

          #5
          Re: okay... so

          Originally Posted by confucius ever wondered if you were being watched? ..... Do people on this site condone what happened....Are you saying that....may I ask why?... have been banned? Why? LOL..
          Hummmm......
          A question for you.
          Do you call that inquisition an introduction?

          Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
          Sister Verna Too {she thinks you are watching us, and it feels creepy}

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          • confucius
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 13

            #6
            Re: okay... so

            lol.. ok, I don't know how to do that cut and paste thing that is all pretty.. not really familar with the whole message board thing.

            so give me a second to figure out.

            Are you suggesting that the government should deny us the freedom to worship in violation of the First Amendment? Are you a European atheist or something where they have no freedom of religion?

            Where did you even come up with this question? I was just being honest, I thought everybody knew about the law posing as users and trying to nab people for this and that and everything else.... even convince you into doing something you might have never planned on doing...

            more of just an observation... and wondering if it ever crossed your mind?



            What happened to them? Be specific.

            this was to the gitmo question where all the pictures of the prisoners being tortured was posted... so I ask again, are you for this type of behavior or against it?

            Frogive me, but are you on CRACK? We are TrueChristians™ and we all believe in the one true God.

            no I don't do drugs, unless an occasional cup of joe or coke cola counts... everynow and then I realize I just purchased something with MSG in it and I get all bummed... but sorry no crack here.

            So you think you have more Biblical knowledge than us? Your presumptuous nature reveals an evil heart. Don't mess with the men of God, you will get schooled faster than a person who goes to school.

            lol seriously lol

            Besides the fact that it is IN the Bible, Jesus tells everyone to do so.

            well see that answer right there would be why I am laughing in the one above it... I was under the impression that Jesus did away with the old testament, the covenant, the teaching and traditions that were placed upon men... that would be why there is a "new" testament... lol and why I asked why people are still holding on the values of the old?


            Thank you for helping us identify all the secret non-Christians trolling our site, undercover Agent Smith sinnner!

            lol, or maybe I am a secret christian...

            They broke our rules. Have you read them?

            yes and I got a little more confused because some of the stuff that is written not to do when you create the account, I read some off the wall replies from users that have been here a super long time doing exactly what not to do....




            Ok, next set..

            1. Please do not ridicule our beliefs and call them stupid "jokes"
            2. Please PLEASE don't question wheter we are reall Christians. I am utterly and totally offended!
            3. No I'm not afraid I'm being watched by undercover agents. Lay off the narcotics
            4. We ban people who try to disrupt the love, peace and order on our lovely board.


            1. I don't have a clue what you believe.. could you tell me please?
            2. Real christians don't get offended
            3. I don't do drugs
            4. I was reading the replies of one person that was banned and the only things they seemed to be saying was that they were democrat so that confuses me too!




            Sorry I don't know how you did that cut paste thing.
            If you could explain that would be nice.

            thanks.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #7
              Re: okay... so

              It's quoting. There is a Quote button that you can click on.

              You can also click on the balloon button (next to the #) to get the tags for a quote.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • mitchellpaul
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 33

                #8
                Re: okay... so

                Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                4. We ban people who try to disrupt the love, peace and order on our lovely board.

                I haven't seen any sense of love on these boards as of yet. Most of the people here hate on those in which do not have such a strong belief in god as all the others do. So can you direct me to this peace/love on your boards?

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                • confucius
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 13

                  #9
                  Re: okay... so

                  so people who are claiming to be christians are hating on others that are being nice and not familiar with christianity??

                  I am still confused

                  Comment

                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: okay... so

                    Okay, let me try to explain. Basically, you have two groups:

                    1. Christians who are nice to you and tell you things you want to hear. They will convince you to skip parts of the Bible and believe that God wants us to live some easy & comfortable life.

                    2. Christians who appear rude and tell you -- supported by the Bible itself -- that the Bible should be read as a whole, with nothing skipped. If there are difficult parts in the Bible, then we should accept that God put them in there for a reason and that it's not up to us to question God.

                    So, which group will you follow? Group number 1 is easy and allow you to have sex with your dog and say "hey, it's OK.. skip over the OT man. Peace bro". Group 2 is difficult, direct and has strong factual arguments.

                    Your confusion is not about who is right, it's about whether you are willing to give up earthly convenience. That is a decision only you can make.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

                    Comment

                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #11
                      Re: okay... so

                      Originally posted by confucius View Post
                      I was just being honest, I thought everybody knew about the law posing as users and trying to nab people for this and that and everything else.... even convince you into doing something you might have never planned on doing...
                      Just exactly WHAT do you think we would do that would be illegal? Why do you come here as our guest and accuse us of being potential criminals? God tells us to obey secular laws so we do.


                      this was to the gitmo question where all the pictures of the prisoners being tortured was posted... so I ask again, are you for this type of behavior or against it?
                      Oh...I see. To answer your question then, I am all for posting threads that discuss current events like that one.


                      So you think you have more Biblical knowledge than us? Your presumptuous nature reveals an evil heart. Don't mess with the men of God, you will get schooled faster than a person who goes to school.

                      lol seriously lol
                      So you don't deny that you think that way? Good to know.


                      I was under the impression that Jesus did away with the old testament,
                      Care to back that up with scripture?


                      They broke our rules. Have you read them?

                      yes and I got a little more confused because some of the stuff that is written not to do when you create the account, I read some off the wall replies from users that have been here a super long time doing exactly what not to do....
                      If our simple rules confuse you, how do you think you can follow God's rules in the Bible? perhaps you can take some critical thinking or logic classes to help you out?


                      1. I don't have a clue what you believe.. could you tell me please?
                      1. Take Bible out. 2. Open Bible. 3. Read Bible.

                      2. Real christians don't get offended
                      How do you know. Can you cite scripture please?

                      4. I was reading the replies of one person that was banned and the only things they seemed to be saying was that they were democrat so that confuses me too!
                      I forget...Are you not from the US? Do you not know what a demoncrat is? How could that be confusing?
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                      Comment

                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #12
                        Re: okay... so

                        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                        Okay, let me try to explain. Basically, you have two groups:

                        1. Christians who are nice to you and tell you things you want to hear. They will convince you to skip parts of the Bible and believe that God wants us to live some easy & comfortable life.

                        2. Christians who appear rude and tell you -- supported by the Bible itself -- that the Bible should be read as a whole, with nothing skipped. If there are difficult parts in the Bible, then we should accept that God put them in there for a reason and that it's not up to us to question God.

                        So, which group will you follow? Group number 1 is easy and allow you to have sex with your dog and say "hey, it's OK.. skip over the OT man. Peace bro". Group 2 is difficult, direct and has strong factual arguments.

                        Your confusion is not about who is right, it's about whether you are willing to give up earthly convenience. That is a decision only you can make.
                        Well said. In other words, read my sig block.
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

                        Comment

                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #13
                          Re: okay... so

                          Originally posted by confucius View Post
                          I was under the impression that Jesus did away with the old testament, the covenant, the teaching and traditions that were placed upon men... that would be why there is a "new" testament... lol and why I asked why people are still holding on the values of the old?
                          Yes, that bad old-fashioned Old Testament... let's do away with it...

                          Let's do away with this one... obviously old-fashioned, right?
                          Leviticus 18:6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.

                          Wow, this also seems so out of date.
                          Leviticus 18:7 The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.

                          Hey, let's do away with this too. That dog is looking awfully tasty (and I don't mean in the Chinese way of eating it)
                          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • confucius
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 13

                            #14
                            Re: okay... so

                            Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                            Hummmm......
                            A question for you.
                            Do you call that inquisition an introduction?

                            Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                            Sister Verna Too {she thinks you are watching us, and it feels creepy}
                            no i call the inquisition a means of the catholic super cult church trying to be in control....

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                            • confucius
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: okay... so

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              We hold onto the Bible. The OT is part of the Bible, is it not? Many false Christians would rather tear their Bible apart so they don't have to read the difficult parts. Not so here. God wrote (or dictated, technically) the Bible as a whole piece. When you eat a meal, do you skip the main course and eat only dessert? Same story...

                              But really, exactly how many times do (now) self-evident facts such as these have to be mentioned?

                              Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

                              Are you going to say "oh, it's OK to have sex with my dog because God only mentions in the OT"?
                              Ok, I think I am starting to understand, would this forum being like the same group of christian people that rally against the military and boycott the funerals telling people that the military vets that died are going to hell because God does not love them? Or Scream out against the Gays that they are going to hell?



                              Do you really need a bible to know that its not okay to have sex with your dog?

                              While some christians do pick and chose to their liking, many christians these days would prefer to hold onto the old testament teachings denying the voice of Jesus telling them to love from the new....

                              Many christians prefer to hate in the name of Jesus, quiet sad to say, but then again there is good and bad in everything, so it is what it is...


                              for I say unto you...
                              love thy enemies

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