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  • AndrewJones
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hello Again

    Good Morning Brothers and Sisters,

    I am happy to visit you all this morning and have spent the last little bit reading through the various introductions in this forum and must say I've become a bit confused. I have observed that many of the people here have different titles, and assume that those titles are given to those who are dedicated followers of God and his True Church, however, I am finding a lot of inconsistencies in people's approach to the new comers.

    I am very happy to see you follow the rule that women must be introduced and given permission to be here by their husband or father, however find it frustrating that some members who hold high badges here, still continue to talk and "socialize" with these people. Is it not better to quarantine them until they are formally introduced, and further more just ignore their postings until said introduction takes place?

    Please correct me if I am wrong, I do believe that through unity in his rules and commandments is the only way, we will overcome the sinners, and I believe this forum to be an amazing place to continue His work.

    Praise Him!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello Again

    Oh, great, another management type. Just what we need.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 160

      #3
      Re: Hello Again

      Could ya be more specific on what ya mean by "these people"?
      Do ya mean simple "new comers"?

      Iffin' so, yep ... maybe ..... introductions are so important as testimonies.
      Ya can't always expect everyone to have such good manners as the Saved© (but you certainly may rebuke those with foul socialization's).

      In my own Church, Mains Street Baptist (corner of Hastings street and Route 4, in the old Conoco Station) we follow scripture that says, I think it might be in Leviticus: Thou can not sell them anything, unless thy gets them in the tent.

      My ministries personal preference would be to impose a time period of indentured servitude for the newcomers. Especially those of uncertain Aryan racial purity salvation potential.
      I do advocate holding pens areas similar to the ones constructed in Freehold , IA for the immigrant volunteer workforce.

      Maybe a big sign over the introduction part of the Forum saying "Salvation Makes Free".
      Sister Verna wishes that electro shocks could be administered via the intertubes for those that choose to DISOBEY the dominant words of those Pastors well endowed with superior titles.
      I'm in favor of new comers tithing through paypal, then getting answers to their questions based on redemption of coupons they send in.
      Maybe even have new comers send cigarettes to reverends to get special prayers before they post....then the newbies could give love offerings for a prayer towels, just like the ones that Sister Verna and I offer {Those wondrous towels have had me pray into them, and over them, and I am having an after Christmas sales special , cause they was $19.99
      w/$6.99 S&H, but this week ONLY you can receive yours for $15.39 w $8.99 S&H love offering: but ya got to call afore midnight tonight!}

      Sheeesh....the good Pastors here are such softies for spreadin' the Word , heck they give it outs for free.
      So many newbies askin' 'sorry sir, may I have another' for the Lords' Grace.... it amazes me to see such tenderness in the True Christian™ hearts of those that respond so freely ....

      Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
      Sister Verna Too {she is standing by for your calls}

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello Again

        Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
        Good Morning Brothers and Sisters,

        I am happy to visit you all this morning and have spent the last little bit reading through the various introductions in this forum and must say I've become a bit confused. I have observed that many of the people here have different titles, and assume that those titles are given to those who are dedicated followers of God and his True Church, however, I am finding a lot of inconsistencies in people's approach to the new comers.

        I am very happy to see you follow the rule that women must be introduced and given permission to be here by their husband or father, however find it frustrating that some members who hold high badges here, still continue to talk and "socialize" with these people. Is it not better to quarantine them until they are formally introduced, and further more just ignore their postings until said introduction takes place?

        Please correct me if I am wrong, I do believe that through unity in his rules and commandments is the only way, we will overcome the sinners, and I believe this forum to be an amazing place to continue His work.

        Praise Him!
        The introduction forum is for introducing yourself, not making announcements as if you own the joint.

        Which you do not.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22376

          #5
          Re: Hello Again

          Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
          I've become a bit confused
          Indeed.

          Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
          I am finding a lot of inconsistencies in people's approach
          Impossible, we all follow the same Bible.

          Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
          Is it not better to bla bla bla
          No.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Hello Again

            Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
            Good Morning Brothers and Sisters,

            PUSHY, TYPE-A STYLE QUESTIONING OF OUR METHODS SNIPPED

            Please correct me if I am wrong, I do believe that through unity in his rules and commandments is the only way, we will overcome the sinners, and I believe this forum to be an amazing place to continue His work.

            You're wrong. Consider yourself corrected.

            Have a nice day.
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895

              #7
              Re: Hello Again

              Originally posted by AndrewJones View Post
              [...]I am finding a lot of inconsistencies in people's approach to the new comers. [...]Praise Him!
              The word you are seeking and not finding is "aspects".

              In accepting every one of God's Words, it is essential to encompass the whole of His Examples and Teachings.

              Some True Christians(tm) will give one "aspect" others, other ones.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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