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  • Syrdon
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 11

    #1

    Syrdon

    Praise the Lord ! I'm so happy to find like-minded people eventually. This could only happen on the net, brothers and sisters, for I live in God-ridden Europe, and people here don't take kindly to true lovers of Jesus.
    I must say that I'm a bit saddened you tagged me as "unbeliever trash", however, since I was obviously saved years ago after my accident... But God knows, and that's enough for me.
    Anyway, please to meet you all ! May your faith never falter !

    p.s : also, English isn't my first language, so don't be too hard on me
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Syrdon

    Praise Jesus and welcome, friend. What's your favourite Bible verse? How did you come to repent of sin and find Jesus? What disgusting sins did you commit prior to being born again? If the answer isn't too horrifying, what is your native tongue?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Syrdon

      Welcome, Syrdon. I appreciate the fact that you recognize Europe as being a cesspool of iniquity and have taken strides to learn American. That's a good step to becoming a Christian. Now, everybody who signs up is automatically labeled unsaved trash / under investigation, until we can be clear that you are not some atheist troll here to mock Jesus and have a sincere desire to accepting Christ.

      Many people come here, believing themselves to be Christians, but they are not. There are only True Christians(tm) and unbelievers. That's it.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Syrdon
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 11

        #4
        Re: Syrdon

        Hello Brother Temperance, thanks for asking.

        I'm afraid that I don't really have a "favourite verse", that's an american notion I guess. I personnally love the scripture as a hole.
        But if I really had to choose, I would maybe say :

        Jeremiah 32:27 Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me?
        or
        Peter 5:6 Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time.

        Now, of what where my sins and how I came to find Jesus, I will not tell. At least not now.

        I come from the very unbiblical Land of Switz, where I live surrounded by atheists - and maybe worse, people who don't care at all. Human petty laws are the only ones they value, and secular principles the only ones they live by. Quoting the Scriptures only make them laugh their pretentious laughter (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about), and that hurts very much - especially when I think about how they will eventually end up. But they don't listen, never do.

        As you said brother Jim, conditions are harsh for believers here, but I reckon this might just as well be a challenge God set up for me, to test my faith.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22889

          #5
          Re: Syrdon

          Normally, I would suggest that a foreigner seek out the nearest Baptist Church but I see you are in trouble from the start:
          In a response, Tony Peck (Prague), the General-Secretary of the European Baptist Federation (EBF), described himself as „surprised and dismayed“ by the outcome. Banning a minaret “strikes at the heart of religious tolerance, which I thought the Swiss nation valued very highly”.
          You see that anything with “European” at the start of the name is the equivalent of 20 foot high neon letters spelling out, “FALSE”.

          American Christians were overjoyed at the ban on minarets in your country but this false prophet “Peck” from communist Chek Chezk Cekhz Central Europe seems to be approving of worshiping false gods and tolerating those who will not accept Jesus as their leader (Luke:19:27 refers)

          In the circumstances, look around Landover, see what we stand for and fellowship with us.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Syrdon
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            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2010
            • 11

            #6
            Re: Syrdon

            Thanks for your warmly welcome, Brother Ezekiel.

            I must say you're right : people here in Switzerland hate muslims, which is good, but a lot of them hate Jesus as well, which obviously is not ! They banned minarets, but they might as well ban Churches in the near future for all I know.
            So, I must endure my daily plight as best as I can, keeping in mind He constantly watches over me.

            I see you got a lot of sinners around here. Do not permit their lies to blemish your faith.

            Good night brothers, the sun has now rotated to your side of the Earth, and I must go to sleep.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Syrdon

              Originally posted by Syrdon View Post

              good night brothers, the sun has now rotated to your side of the Earth, and I must go to sleep.
              No, it didn't.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Syrdon

                Brothers, I would stand at an arm and a half lengths from this person. He is an Ossetic demon. All I can tell you is he may be culpable for the decline in the Bald Eagle population. Please do not ask me for more information. I have already said too much.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Syrdon
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: Syrdon

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  No, it didn't.
                  It clearly did, since it was no longer above my head.

                  As for you brother James, Syrdon is indeed a demon in the religion of the Ossetes. Now think about it : does being a demon in a false religion really make you bad ? I don't think so. The Ossetes were - and still are btw - a bunch of Jesus haters. So what's against them must be good.
                  That works in every case, please check wikipedia. And please, do not question my faith again.

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                  • Rev. Jim Osborne
                    True Christian™ Televangelist
                    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 8622

                    #10
                    Re: Syrdon

                    Originally posted by Syrdon View Post
                    It clearly did, since it was no longer above my head.

                    As for you brother James, Syrdon is indeed a demon in the religion of the Ossetes. Now think about it : does being a demon in a false religion really make you bad ? I don't think so. The Ossetes were - and still are btw - a bunch of Jesus haters. So what's against them must be good.
                    That works in every case, please check wikipedia. And please, do not question my faith again.
                    Not necessarily. You are falling into the trap of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend". Jews and Muslims don't get along (see Israel/Palestine conflict) yet both of those cults are enemies of True Christianity(tm).

                    I think Brother James' point is that we are supposed to seperate ourselves from heathens and their influence (see Ephesians 5:11). When Christians create names on here, they use their User Name to reflect themselves. I guess naming yourself after a pagan demon isn't the best way to present yourself.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Syrdon
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Re: Syrdon

                      I guess you're right.

                      But again, I'm european, and my first language is French, and I got a university degree, so what can a fellow do in such circumstances.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Syrdon

                        So not only are you intimately involved with demons, you are from eurostain, speak french, the language of the fainting goats and you have a degree in demonology?

                        Lock the doors and nail them shut, good people.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Syrdon
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                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: Syrdon

                          Or could you try to help me instead of shutting the doors ?

                          I won't even bother quoting the Bible to illustrate how blatantly unanointed your attitude towards me is. This, sir, is not the Christianism I was taught.
                          (and my degree is in agricultural engineering)

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: Syrdon

                            Originally posted by Syrdon View Post
                            This, sir, is not the Christianism I was taught.
                            Did you use the KJV 1611 Bible? If not, you were not taught real Christianity.

                            You can try to learn about real Christianity here, but it requires an humility and an open mind. You can't come barging in here and make demands.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Syrdon

                              Originally posted by Syrdon View Post
                              Or could you try to help me instead of shutting the doors ?

                              I won't even bother quoting the Bible to illustrate how blatantly unanointed your attitude towards me is. This, sir, is not the Christianism I was taught.
                              (and my degree is in agricultural engineering)
                              Alright Sy, can I call you Sy. You are a pal!

                              Sy, what can I do for you. You know there is little I can about your demons other than refer you to a Pastor. But seeing you are a farmer and I own a little farm, we apparently have much in common. I sow oats, what you grow?
                              You have to understand, the Devil is always nipping at a Christians heals. So careful conservatism is always called for. But I can tell you are a sincere Christian. So I have your back my friend!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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