Hello, can you take this survey for me?

[I'm just a naughty boy]

Hello, I am doing a project on different religions, and would like to find out a little more about Christianity. If you don't mind taking a quick survey for me, copy and paste this and answer the questions..


1. How long have you been a Christian?

2. What are the basic rules Christians live by?

3. Are there any Gods or prophets that Christians worship?

4. What are the rules of being a modern christian?

5. Are there any widely respected modern Christians?



Thank you for your help

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

I find your username offensive and blasphemous.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

Hello, [..]If you don't mind taking a quick survey for me,

But I do mind. If you think that you are going to get over 1,000 people filling in your illiterate form, you are deluded.

Eph:5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

Shoo!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

I find your username offensive and blasphemous.

He's just a naughty boy, Pastor.

[I'm just a naughty boy]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

I find your username offensive and blasphemous.

Sorry, I just tried to think of something religous, but since I know nearly nothing about religion, I didn't know it would be offensive.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

1. How long have you been a Christian?

Since I was Saved(R)

2. What are the basic rules Christians live by?

KJV 1611 (Authorized Version)

3. Are there any Gods or prophets that Christians worship?

Are you kidding?

4. What are the rules of being a modern christian?

There are no modern christians, there are only True Christians(TM)

5. Are there any widely respected modern Christians?

No, as they don't exist.

Hope this helps.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

Hello, I am doing a project on different religions, and would like to find out a little more about Christianity. If you don't mind taking a quick survey for me, copy and paste this and answer the questions..

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Thank you for your help

Son, not only is your screen name offensive to any decent person, I simply refuse to help you cheat in school. God will see this and smite you.

Shape up or ship out, bucko!

[I'm just a naughty boy]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

But I do mind. If you think that you are going to get over 1,000 people filling in your illiterate form, you are deluded.

Eph:5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

Shoo!

All I want to do is learn more about your religion, I dont want 1000 people filling it in, I want a few people filling it in.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

All I want to do is learn more about your religion, I dont want 1000 people filling it in, I want a few people filling it in.

Is this for a school project? What school do you go to? How old are you? Why do you pass yourself off as "the messiah?"

[I'm just a naughty boy]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

Is this for a school project? What school do you go to? How old are you? Why do you pass yourself off as "the messiah?"

To be honest, it's not for any project, it's just for my own personal knowledge that I want to learn more. Im 16. As I said, I didnt think it would be offensive, and I would change it if I could.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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1. How long have you been a Christian?

Before the beginning of time.

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ:
According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,
To the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved. (Ephesians 1:3-6, emphasis mine)

That's all you need to know about us.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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themessiah,

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain Exodus 20:7

The fires of Hell will rage around your Godless soul for all eternity; the Damned and the devils will chisel out your teeth; darkness and loneliness will be your companions and despair will be your fate, yeah, until the end of time.

Seek The Lord!

[I'm just a naughty boy]

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Im noly trying to learn about your religion, and Im being told Im going to burn in hell for all eternity. Christianity isn't very nice, is it?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

Christianity isn't very nice, is it?

Not for the unsaved anyway. However, if you have been predestined to join us, the Saved, you'll avoid a nasty fate.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, can you take this survey for me?

On the contrary, it is excellent, it is perfect and nit-pickers and doubters also end up in flames and boiling brimstone.