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  • ChristianGirl
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    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 19

    #16
    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I can see that you're not wearing pants.
    Yes I am. I'm wearing comfy pj pants. c: They just don't have pockets. And even when I do wear jeans, I don't put my hands in my pants pockets. They always go in the pocket[s] of my hoodie. c:

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

      Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
      Yes I am. I'm wearing comfy pj pants. c: They just don't have pockets. And even when I do wear jeans, I don't put my hands in my pants pockets. They always go in the pocket[s] of my hoodie. c:
      Sir, this is disgusting and wrong. Why would a man pretend to be a woman on the internets?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Virgin93
        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
         
        • Sep 2009
        • 153

        #18
        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

        Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
        Yes I am. I'm wearing comfy pj pants. c: They just don't have pockets. And even when I do wear jeans, I don't put my hands in my pants pockets. They always go in the pocket[s] of my hoodie. c:
        What is a hoodie? Is that a special kind of a skirt or dress?

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        • Nurse Clampett
          Jesus's Favorite Nurse
          Forum Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 974

          #19
          Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

          Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
          What is a hoodie? Is that a special kind of a skirt or dress?
          Sister, a hoodie is a jacket worn by black bucks committing crimes.
          Luke 5:31
          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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          • Virgin93
            Unsaved teenaged foreigner
             
            • Sep 2009
            • 153

            #20
            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
            Sister, a hoodie is a jacket worn by black bucks committing crimes.
            Then it is no wonder that I don't know much about it because my father has a close look at me that I don't have any contact with criminals.

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            • Miss April
              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 685

              #21
              Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

              Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
              Someone told me to post a new thread and introduce myself here. c:
              Miss,That is not a proper induction. Please tell us more about yourself. Like which Church do you attend? What's your Favorite Bible verse? What Godless Conuntry are you from? How did you came to know Jesus?

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              • Aristotle
                On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 470

                #22
                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
                Someone told me to post a new thread and introduce myself here. c:
                THis is a conservative Christian forum. If that is really a picture of you, please go put some clothes on before you post anymore. The LORD is watching you.

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                • MormonBrother
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                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6

                  #23
                  Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                  Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
                  Someone told me to post a new thread and introduce myself here. c:
                  Welcome, I am new here as well! You seem nice!

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                  • TruePath
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 220

                    #24
                    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                    Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
                    Someone told me to post a new thread and introduce myself here. c:
                    W'Allah'un belaa ya sabiir ya rahmat'Ullah!

                    Go! GO away filthy girl! Before some one rapes you!
                    Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                    • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 9

                      #25
                      Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                      W'Allah'un belaa ya sabiir ya rahmat'Ullah!

                      Go! GO away filthy girl! Before some one rapes you!
                      So Mr Path, you need a good spanking, get over my knee!!

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                      • TruePath
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                        • Dec 2009
                        • 220

                        #26
                        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
                        So Mr Path, you need a good spanking, get over my knee!!

                        Yallah! Yallah! Haram! Haram!

                        Ya sabir ya Allah...

                        You people disgust me...

                        And before I get more infractions for speaking "French" let me at least tell you it is not "French" it is Arabic. The oldest language in the world and the language of Allah and Heaven.

                        Filthy infidel scum may the curses of Allah be with you for all eternity!
                        Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                        • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 9

                          #27
                          Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                          Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                          Yallah! Yallah! Haram! Haram!

                          Ya sabir ya Allah...

                          You people disgust me...

                          And before I get more infractions for speaking "French" let me at least tell you it is not "French" it is Arabic. The oldest language in the world and the language of Allah and Heaven.

                          Filthy infidel scum may the curses of Allah be with you for all eternity!
                          Sounds very odd, that silly screetching. The oldest Language is NOT that crap. Our LORD - God only speaks in ENGLISH!! Thats why English speaking people are the chosen ones.

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                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 8622

                            #28
                            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                            After viewing her avatar for several minutes and studying every detail, I think it is best to leave it. It will just show the world what a filthy harlot this false "Christian" really is. She's flaunting her sins so the world can see and people will realize how corrupt she is.

                            If she has any other similar photos, I welcome her to post them here.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Halleluyah Rob
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 353

                              #29
                              Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
                              Melissa you are such a slut. I wouldnt be surprised if the devil is fornicating with you.
                              You do not seem much better, woman. That picture of yours shows your shirt without the top button closed. I suggest fixing that, you're revealing way too much skin.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                                If she has any other similar photos, I welcome her to post them here.
                                Amen Rev. Jim.

                                Not so much for Mrs. Holland-Stuart.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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