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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263
    #16
    Re: Intro to Me

    Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
    Perhaps that should be "nobody CAN warn me" since I'm not listening to them. . .
    x60 arrives before God and has the following conversation:

    God: sorry x60, but you are going to Hell
    x60: but God, why did you not warn me?
    God: did you not see or hear all the men I have sent to you over all these years?
    x60: but God, I refused to listen to them!
    God: and there you have it
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • x60tablet
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        • Jan 2010
        • 50
        #17
        Re: Intro to Me

        Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
        x60 arrives before God and has the following conversation::
        No way I could get somewhere before God. God would always arrive before me.

        *Whew* For a moment, I thought you were able to predict the future. All it takes is one slip up to bring the whole house of cards tumbling down.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380
            #18
            Re: Intro to Me

            Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
            I've been not listening to most people all of my life.
            You father should not have talked to you, he should have beaten some sense into you.

            Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380
                #19
                Re: Intro to Me

                Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                *Whew* For a moment, I thought you were able to predict the future.
                He just did. And your future looks bad, very bad. Stop swallowing pills and start reading the Holy Bible!
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445
                    #20
                    Re: Intro to Me

                    Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                    No way I could get somewhere before God. God would always arrive before me.

                    *Whew* For a moment, I thought you were able to predict the future. All it takes is one slip up to bring the whole house of cards tumbling down.
                    Brother G=L meant that you stand trial before God, as we all will after he returned to have his vengeance upon the wicked.

                    The point is, if you continue to wear purple robes, you might give people the impression that it is "okay to be gay." That effectively makes you a fag-enabler. We are warning you with Christian Love, hoping to prevent this from happening, as God is likely to get angry at you.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                      • DisGenUse
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 18
                        #21
                        Re: Intro to Me

                        "thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil"

                        Man decided to define purple as gay. We should not listen to those homosexuals and follow what they tell us, which includes not wearing a certain type of colour because we are not homosexuals.

                        We should wear what we desire and not put shameful meanings to it. By not do what they do defines them, we cannot let that happen. They should not exist and therefore we should pretend that they do not.
                        Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

                        7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

                        8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

                        9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445
                            #22
                            Re: Intro to Me

                            Originally posted by InGenUse View Post
                            "thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil"

                            Man decided to define purple as gay. We should not listen to those homosexuals and follow what they tell us, which includes not wearing a certain type of colour because we are not homosexuals.

                            We should wear what we desire and not put shameful meanings to it. By not do what they do defines them, we cannot let that happen. They should not exist and therefore we should pretend that they do not.
                            You do not understand the point. Defining people on the basis of their favorite color is very important, as it makes it more easy for us to divide people into managable groups. Now we can say: "You like purple, so you are gay." Otherwise, we would have to guess whether a person is gay or not. It is very useful to define certain characteristics as gay, it makes life easier.
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                              • x60tablet
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 50
                                #23
                                Re: Intro to Me

                                Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                                Brother G=L meant that you stand trial before God, as we all will after he returned to have his vengeance upon the wicked.

                                The point is, if you continue to wear purple robes, you might give people the impression that it is "okay to be gay." That effectively makes you a fag-enabler. We are warning you with Christian Love, hoping to prevent this from happening, as God is likely to get angry at you.
                                Except I don't wear purple robes. So, no need to worry.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78556
                                    #24
                                    Re: Intro to Me

                                    Originally posted by x60tablet View Post
                                    Except I don't wear purple robes. So, no need to worry.
                                    Maybe not, but you wear red socks.

                                    Why are you here? You seem to be debating yourself all over the place. Are you a joo by any chance?
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • x60tablet
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 50
                                        #25
                                        Re: Intro to Me

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Maybe not, but you wear red socks.

                                        Why are you here? You seem to be debating yourself all over the place. Are you a joo by any chance?
                                        Nor do I wear red socks. Never heard of the term joo.

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