-- Hello people --

[bretty_swanson]

Wts crackin peeps,

Im Brett and im 17 years old. The bloke who re-directed me to this page said i should tell you something about myself, my church, and how i found Jesus. Errr so here goes...

My parents immigrated to Brisbane, Australia from Poland about 18 years ago, i was born here. I was raised as a Christian, I went to church every Sunday (until i turned 17), read the bible, and went to special sermons with the priest. My church is the Polish one ... :S which from my school studies is virtually the same as the English one. Whatever. You get what i mean.

Anyways, i attend a Christian school, going into year 12 and doing Furniture Design, Mathematics, Chemistry, Biology and Food and Nutrition. I like to hang out with my mates, have some laughs and enjoy some beers. I also play bass, basketball, soccer and footy!!!

I live a pretty good life, i once went skydiving, swam with sharks ( under a professional divers instruction, of course ) tried some crazy hallucinogenic drugs and even ripped my leg muscle off the bone in a bizarre mountain biking accident.

And i never really found jesus. lol.

I find it hard to believe in something that was written 2000 years ago by men wearing crude cloths with a feather and ink, then assembled and altered by a roman Caesar to suit his own accord. If my memory from history serves correct.

There. Now leave me alone "brother ezekiel"

[GOD=life]

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i should tell you something about myself, my church, and how i found Jesus.
And i never really found jesus. lol.

So have you found Jesus or haven't you? The better question is: do you want to find Jesus? If so, we can help.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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If you don't care about your immortal soul, why are you here?

[W-w-whinyjoo]

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Hey Mary, you look like a murderer. did you murder your ex papist husband?

[GOD=life]

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Hey Mary, you look like a murderer. did you murder your ex papist husband?

Atheist love... guess you don't need God to be a compassionate and caring human being after all

[Nobar King]

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What kind of Christian church hires a priest?

[James Hutchins]

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Wts crackin peeps,

Im Brett and im 17 years old. The bloke who re-directed me to this page said i should tell you something about myself, my church, and how i found Jesus. Errr so here goes...

My parents immigrated to Brisbane, Australia from Poland about 18 years ago, i was born here. I was raised as a Christian, I went to church every Sunday (until i turned 17), read the bible, and went to special sermons with the priest. My church is the Polish one ... :S which from my school studies is virtually the same as the English one. Whatever. You get what i mean.

Anyways, i attend a Christian school, going into year 12 and doing Furniture Design, Mathematics, Chemistry, Biology and Food and Nutrition. I like to hang out with my mates, have some laughs and enjoy some beers. I also play bass, basketball, soccer and footy!!!

I live a pretty good life, i once went skydiving, swam with sharks ( under a professional divers instruction, of course ) tried some crazy hallucinogenic drugs and even ripped my leg muscle off the bone in a bizarre mountain biking accident.

And i never really found jesus. lol.

I find it hard to believe in something that was written 2000 years ago by men wearing crude cloths with a feather and ink, then assembled and altered by a roman Caesar to suit his own accord. If my memory from history serves correct.

There. Now leave me alone "brother ezekiel"

Son, you need to straighten up and fly right. I hear a lot of childish attitude. Give one very good reason we should not either have God strike you down or an admin ban you!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I [...] ripped my leg muscle off the bone in a bizarre mountain biking accident.

And i never really found jesus. lol. [...]

However, from this incident we can say that Jesus was trying to find you. He smote you gently to remind you to come to His Presence.

And is that not why you are at Landover? Is He not calling you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There. Now leave me alone "brother ezekiel"

First of all, I am not your brother. My name is Pastor Ezekiel Flint, and I didn't spend 2 years in Seminary to be sassed at by some halfwit polack kid.

As for being left alone, I'd like to point out that you are the one who waltzed in here uninvited, unsaved and unwelcome. And since Jesus went to the trouble to guide your sorry ass into His favorite forum, I'd say the least you might do is have the common courtesy to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing your betters.

I'm sure you fancy yourself a clever boy, but your attitude won't get you anywhere when you appear before Jesus on Judgment Day, on bended knee, to explain your God mockery and hatefulness here today.

I for one can't wait to watch you burn in hell.