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  • marissa
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    • Jan 2010
    • 18

    #1

    Hello

    My name is marissa.I am new here andI was raised to be a good christian ,I am married to a Navy SEAL who is currently fighting in the war and am pregnant with our first child a son
  • Halleluyah Rob
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    • Jan 2010
    • 353

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by marissa View Post
    My name is marissa.I am new here andI was raised to be a good christian ,I am married to a Navy SEAL who is currently fighting in the war and am pregnant with our first child a son
    Hello,

    Where is your husband currently?
    Did your husband even give you permission to be on the internet in the first place "Marissa?"
    How old are you?
    Why do you wish to be on this forum?

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    • marissa
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      • Jan 2010
      • 18

      #3
      Re: Hello

      He is fighting over seas
      As long as my brother Approves
      20
      To speak with other christians

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Hello

        You certainly are blessed to be married to a fine young man who is willing to risk his life for our freedom. I'm looking forward to meeting him.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • CatholicandDamned
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          • Jan 2010
          • 47

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          You certainly are blessed to be married to a fine young man who is willing to risk his life for our freedom. I'm looking forward to meeting him.
          Why would you meet him?

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          • marissa
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            • Jan 2010
            • 18

            #6
            Re: Hello

            thank you hopfully he will be home for the birth of our son

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            • Halleluyah Rob
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              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 353

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by marissa View Post
              He is fighting over seas
              As long as my brother Approves
              20
              To speak with other christians
              Fighting over seas is too vague. Iraq? Afghanistan? Please be specific, I'm curious; all the brave men defending Jesus' country catch my interest and respect.

              20 years old, and pregnant with a soldier for Christ. Very good, although you've wasted 2 years which could have been put to use, oh well.

              Genesis 3:16-Unto the woman He said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee”

              I see husband, not brother. Please gain permission before posting further.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22922

                #8
                Re: Hello

                What sort of Christian are you? There are plenty out there who may as well be a Wicker or a Catlick for all God thinks of them.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by CatholicandDamned View Post
                  Why would you meet him?
                  This is an introduction forum. That's where we 'meet' our new Christian brothers. I don't know why you're trying to derail this sweet young woman's intro thread. Can't you make your own?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Welcome, Marissa, to God's favorite forum.

                    What church do you attend? What's your best pie?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • marissa
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      sir,I am a baptist have been all my life
                      I am looking for a new church becuse my old one burned an American flag in protest and i will not stand for that.And i make a mean lemon meringue pie, my husbands favorite

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                      • Halleluyah Rob
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 353

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by marissa View Post
                        sir,I am a baptist have been all my life
                        I am looking for a new church becuse my old one burned an American flag in protest and i will not stand for that.And i make a mean lemon meringue pie, my husbands favorite
                        You attended a church that burnt an American flag.. ?
                        I'm sorry, but that's rather shady..Where are you from, some Islamo-Fascist community?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by marissa View Post
                          sir,I am a baptist have been all my life
                          I am looking for a new church becuse my old one burned an American flag in protest and i will not stand for that.And i make a mean lemon meringue pie, my husbands favorite
                          If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

                          That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.


                          "one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by marissa View Post
                            sir,I am a baptist have been all my life
                            I am looking for a new church becuse my old one burned an American flag in protest and i will not stand for that.And i make a mean lemon meringue pie, my husbands favorite
                            That Pie sounds delicious Marissa! Welcome to our forum. Did your husband give you permission to post here? How many sons have you given your husband?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • marissa
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              My husband is unable to give me orders beacuse he is fighting in the war.However my elder brother has given me permission,i live with him and his wife intill my husdand is home.

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