[satan's favorite holeboy]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

ok well... good luck with that

[True Disciple]

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I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

Your approach is ineffective in several respects:
1. Your username glorifies both Satan and sodomy. This is inappropriate for a Christian forum. You won't get a good conversation if you start off with insulting us.
2. This is a worship forum, not a debate forum, so we aren't really that much interested in your attempts to prove us wrong.
3. If you want the conversation to be of any use, than just listen to what we have to say, and don't contradict us.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

That's your perspective. It only means that you're too much of a sissyboy to ever become a True Christian(tm).
We are God-worshipping, neighbour-loving, hellfire-warning Christians, if we are too extreme for you, than the Bible and God are too extreme for you. Enjoy Hell, I would say.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

You prefer atheists who can do whatever they want, no matter how evil?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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Your approach is ineffective in several respects:
1. Your username glorifies both Satan and sodomy. This is inappropriate for a Christian forum. You won't get a good conversation if you start off with insulting us.

yeah bro, cuz anyone with any level of intelligence would make the username of "satans favorite holeboy"... The only reason that is my username is because your beloved pastor zeke was insecure enough with our interaction, that he felt it was necessary

[True Disciple]

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yeah bro, cuz anyone with any level of intelligence would make the username of "satans favorite holeboy"... The only reason that is my username is because your beloved pastor zeke was insecure enough with our interaction, that he felt it was necessary

I've seen what your original username was. It was even more directly insulting to us, as you showed your disregard of our opinions by ridiculizing us with it.
So please, behave yourself, and maybe we can talk seriously again.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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So please, behave yourself, and maybe we can talk seriously again.

I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

We can be very rational, as long as you are also rational. And we are always serious.

[Paul Jeffery]

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OK, Holeboy, so you like attention. That much you've managed to make crystal clear. I haven't read the entire transcript of all your posts yet, but don't really feel it necessary for me to see that you seem to have some sort of beef with Jesus and with those of us who've chosen to live forever in Heaven with Him.

So what (and I do apologize for coming in so late here) exactly IS your beef with Jesus?

[True Disciple]

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I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

Begone, demon! In the Name Of Christ™, I command thee, leave the body of satan's favorite holeboy,and torment this poor soul no longer! Never again make him lust after other men, and never again make him ramble such incoherent foolishness. Leave him alone, that he may find his sanity again, to accept Christ. Begone, and never return! In the Name of Christ™!

Amen.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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OK, Holeboy, so you like attention. That much you've managed to make crystal clear. I haven't read the entire transcript of all your posts yet, but don't really feel it necessary for me to see that you seem to have some sort of beef with Jesus and with those of us who've chosen to live forever in Heaven with Him.

So what (and I do apologize for coming in so late here) exactly IS your beef with Jesus?

Attention is the least of my worries, that's not while I'm here. I get plenty of that on my own.
Not really a beef with Jesus, just a beef with religion. As I said, religion causes people to do crazy things. I understand faith, which is a wonderful thing to have, but I think there is such as thing as too much faith. Sometimes, people take ideas and concepts too far. Muslims, a small percentage of them, blow themselves up in the name of God for instance. You folk (a small devout percentage), not so much advocate, but are not not opposed to rape. Sometimes people take things too far, and I believe religion can be very dangerous if taken too literally.

[James Hutchins]

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............You folk (a small devout percentage), not so much advocate, but are not not opposed to rape. Sometimes people take things too far, and I believe religion can be very dangerous if taken too literally.

What makes you think for one second we are not opposed to rape? Not that I want to move this thread off topic away from the joys of meeting a new person into the sordid cesspool of personal affronts but so be it.
See, people think that because we follow the Bible, we like it. That would be ridiculous. The Bible is like a dinner. You have a nice glass of wine, some Mashed potato's, a terrific steak. But then you find the vegetable is Brussels Sprouts - Yuck! But someone went though the effort to prepare the meal for you so you eat it. Well rape is like Brussels Sprouts. The Bible has specific procedures to follow in the case of a rape. So we follow them. Secular law also comes into play and in situations where secular law prohibits Biblical law, we have to follow secular law. It is a tough life, many distasteful things but, by living as God intended, we are nearly assured a place in Heaven.

[GOD=life]

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and I believe religion can be very dangerous if taken too literally.

And yet you see no problem when people use religion to substantiate their own opinions?

We trust God, not our own opinions or conscience.

If you can't trust God, whom can you trust?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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God=Life: I trust myself. I can count on myself. I am happy. What else do I need? (Don't say Jesus because we have been over this. If I am wrong, and I spend all eternity being cornholed(is this word offensive?) by Lucifer, well, then I had it wrong, and I had it coming. The thing is that I can accept that, and am not fearful.)

James: I can understand what you are saying about dinner. Thank you for clarifying that, it eased me a little.
I have read some threads about rape here, and one that stands out was that someone wanted to set up their daughter to be raped by a True Christian because she were in love with a successful, intelligent man. EEK!!

As a side note, James, I was viewing your member page, and got a good laugh recently. I have a screen-shot if you don't believe me. You wrote on your wall that you have never seen anyone here with KKK imagery, and in your friends list was SayvedBy.... Their avatar is a KKK member in front of a cross

[GOD=life]

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The thing is that I can accept that, and am not fearful.)

I have a question for you: what do you have to lose by accepting Jesus as your savior?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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I have a question for you: what do you have to lose by accepting Jesus as your savior?

Honestly, nothing.
I guess I will answer your question with another one: As long as I am truly sorry for my sins, and do my best to be a good person in general, am I losing that much?