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  • Bag-Of-Hammers
    Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
    • Jan 2010
    • 29

    #31
    Re: You can call me BOH

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    David, do not shut me out. I want to help you, with all my heart, especially during these troubling times.

    You sound like you need a hug.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #32
      Re: You can call me BOH

      Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
      You sound like you need a hug.

      Are you hitting on Brother Hutchins? He is a good Christian Man. Not a dope smoking homer!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #33
        Re: You can call me BOH

        Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
        You sound like you need a hug.
        You sound like someone who should be hit on his head with a bag of hammers.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Bag-Of-Hammers
          Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
          • Jan 2010
          • 29

          #34
          Re: You can call me BOH

          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums Dear Bag-Of-Hammers,

          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

          Reason: Questioning the purity of a True Christian™
          -------
          David, It pains me greatly to have to do this. See, I am a True Christian™. I am married to a wonderful woman. I have no interest in a same sex relationship with you. I try to be tolerant of you people. But if you attempt to make the moves on my my vengeance will be swift and heavy.

          YIC
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #35
            Re: You can call me BOH

            Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
            But if you attempt to make the moves on my my vengeance will be swift and heavy.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Bag-Of-Hammers
              Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
              • Jan 2010
              • 29

              #36
              Re: You can call me BOH

              I am a heterosexual that has been living a life of poverty, purity and celibacy for 21 yeas now. Get over yourself.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373

                #37
                Re: You can call me BOH

                Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                I am a heterosexual that has been living a life of poverty, purity and celibacy for 21 yeas now. Get over yourself.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Bag-Of-Hammers
                  Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 29

                  #38
                  Re: You can call me BOH

                  You must realize that you are all claiming to be "true Christians" while at the same time try to drill me into me that the Jewish way is the ONLY way! No thanks, I'll take Jesus every time!
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #39
                    Re: You can call me BOH

                    Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                    You must realize that you are all claiming to be "true Christians" while at the same time try to drill me into me that the Jewish way is the ONLY way! No thanks, I'll take Jesus every time!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #40
                      Re: You can call me BOH

                      Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                      I am a heterosexual that has been living a life of poverty, purity and celibacy for 21 yeas now. Get over yourself.
                      David, many a young man has the extreme shyness you experience. You may have to lower your sights on a woman a bit lower. Maybe a girl from Spain or Portugal. One day, if you are really lucky, one may like you. But until then, please stop 'hitting' on Christians. It is really quite disgusting. However, if you feel you must, I suggest converting to catholicktism. Tel the priest you are a choir boy.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #41
                        Re: You can call me BOH

                        Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums Dear Bag-Of-Hammers,

                        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                        Reason: Questioning the purity of a True Christian™
                        -------
                        David, It pains me greatly to have to do this. See, I am a True Christian™. I am married to a wonderful woman. I have no interest in a same sex relationship with you. I try to be tolerant of you people. But if you attempt to make the moves on my my vengeance will be swift and heavy.

                        YIC
                        It is sad to see you posted your infraction as a sign of honor. You really are a confused young man.
                        Had I gotten an infraction, I would of left in shame.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Bag-Of-Hammers
                          Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 29

                          #42
                          Re: You can call me BOH

                          What I'm saying is, I don't worshop in the ways of the OT. Jesus teaches us how to worshop God. THe OT is a wourld without Jesus in it. In order for me to worshop God is through Jesus Christ. Not through ancient Jewish rituals. Jesus comes before EVERYTHING as far as learning how to properly worshop God. Learning about the OT is cool and all, but I will ONLY follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. Or at least try to. SOme stories in the OT are useful to me, but Jesus is the only savior. He is the Messiah.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #43
                            Re: You can call me BOH

                            Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                            What I'm saying is, I don't worshop in the ways of the OT. Jesus teaches us how to worshop God. THe OT is a wourld without Jesus in it. In order for me to worshop God is through Jesus Christ. Not through ancient Jewish rituals. Jesus comes before EVERYTHING as far as learning how to properly worshop God. Learning about the OT is cool and all, but I will ONLY follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. Or at least try to. SOme stories in the OT are useful to me, but Jesus is the only savior. He is the Messiah.
                            Hammer Head Fred I am happy to see you Love Jesus, the unfortunate thing is you are missing half of God's word. Now half of you can not go to Heaven and the other half go to hell, thats not how it works. You see it is all or nothing. Jesus does not do things half way.

                            You best get right with Jesus before the Devil get's you!

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                            • GOD=life
                              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 3263

                              #44
                              Re: You can call me BOH

                              Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                              to worshop God....worshop God is through Jesus Christ... worshop God. Learning...
                              That's the problem with "Christians" these days. They don't worSHIP, they worSHOP.

                              Exactly why do you come to a Christian site to spout nonsense? If you do not wish to dedicate your life to God, then go somewhere else please.

                              Otherwise: listen first, talk later.

                              You will not be taken seriously if you try to preach your corrupted and bastardized form of Christianity here. We want to go to Heaven, NOT to Hell like you.
                              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                              Matthew 7:22
                              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • Bag-Of-Hammers
                                Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 29

                                #45
                                Re: You can call me BOH

                                I mean cmon guys, imagine if I was someone who was not enlightened to Christianity, and you guys are spewing about how the only way to be a Christian is to read the OT, and read about a world WITHOUT Christ in it. You don't see that as mislaeading people AWAY from Christianity? You don't see the problem with spewing that stuff?
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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