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  • TheLordSavedMe
    A young lady servicing the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 579

    #16
    Re: You can call me BOH

    Hi David!

    Be careful! Jesus knows when you are not believing in Him in the right way!

    What if you get run over by a bus and right then, you were reading from that Dead People Book? You'd go straight to HELL!!! And not for just a little while either, but FOREVER!!!

    You seem like a nice guy, I don't want you to go to Hell. Just start believing the whole Bible and everything will be OK!!!

    Tammi


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    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #17
      Re: You can call me BOH

      Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
      So what about other books, like The Tebetan Book Of THe Dead. According to all of you, is it wrong to know the compassion of Buddha?
      The Tibetan Book of the Dead is not part of the Bible. Why would we advocate anything outside of the Bible? That is heresy.

      Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
      I haven't shut anything out. The OT is there for me. THe happenings and teachings of Jesus Christ are what I meditate on most. The OT is of a much more primative world, where expensive rites and rituals were needed in order to please God. But now we have Jesus. I would tewll all of Haiti to turn away from their priomitive ways and accept the deity of Christ in their hearts.
      Yes you have. Now you're backpedaling. You know very well that Christ affirms the Old Testament in many places (see Scripture quoted by Levi), as well as the fact that Christ is part of the Trinity, therefore The Father and Him are the same. Which means, the Jesus Christ is the God of the OT.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #18
        Re: You can call me BOH

        Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
        Hollo, My name is David. My Dad used to drag me to a Methodist church when I was a kid. WHen I was 23 I went to church to jump through the hoops to get baptized. That was 17 years ago and that is the last time I have been a part of any organized religion, aside from 2 times I went to a Buddhist thingy, but it can be argued that Buddhism isn't a religion. My mainstays are the New Testament and Eastern phylosophy. I have lived my life of poverty and celibacy alone. I have spent a while now going from site to site fighting for the truth about religion, phylosophy, the New Testament, Jesus Christ, Christianity, and God.
        Based on this introduction you are undoubtedly a chronic masturbator.

        Jesus wants all True Christian™ males to produce Soldiers for Christ® and celibacy is not an option. We certainly must force ourselves to engage in this disgusting act when we could be worshiping Him.

        What is your purpose here sinner ? Were you sent by Satan ?


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Bag-Of-Hammers
          Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
          • Jan 2010
          • 29

          #19
          Re: You can call me BOH

          It is through the grace of his death and ressurrection that cleanses man of sin
          It CHrist that was sent to rid the world of Satan's influence.
          He is the savoir of mankind on many different levels.
          And you guys are trying to get me to worshop God through a prophet!
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #20
            Re: You can call me BOH

            Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
            It is through the grace of his death and ressurrection that cleanses man of sin
            It CHrist that was sent to rid the world of Satan's influence.
            He is the savoir of mankind on many different levels.
            And you guys are trying to get me to worshop God through a prophet!
            Are you a Muslim? Do you deny that Jesus is the Son of God who died temporarily on a cross so that we could attain the Kingdom?

            Please tell me you understand who Jesus actually is.
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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            • Bag-Of-Hammers
              Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
              • Jan 2010
              • 29

              #21
              Re: You can call me BOH

              I am going to worshop God through Jesus. All the rest is just icing on the cake.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #22
                Re: You can call me BOH

                Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                I haven't shut anything out. The OT is there for me. THe happenings and teachings of Jesus Christ are what I meditate on most. The OT is of a much more primative world, where expensive rites and rituals were needed in order to please God. But now we have Jesus. I would tewll all of Haiti to turn away from their priomitive ways and accept the deity of Christ in their hearts.
                David, have you been drinking? You have a lot of misspelled words and I have to say, not being very sensible.

                Where in the Bible does it say what part is more important than the other? Where does it specify that a particular par carries greater weight.
                See, this is part of what is wrong with so many so-called Christians. They focus on the parts they like and avoid the parts they do not like. Thing is, you have to follow all of it. The Bible is like food. If you only eat the part you like (cake) and not the part you do not like (Brussels Sprouts) your body will suffer, you'll get ill and die. So you cannot read just the New Testament and eschew the Old Testament. If you do, you will get sick and die.
                We care about you David, you seem like a fine fellow. We do not want you to go to Hell and be reamed for all of eternity by the barbed member of the Devil Himself.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • A Follower
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 872

                  #23
                  Re: You can call me BOH

                  Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                  It is through the grace of his death and ressurrection that cleanses man of sin
                  It CHrist that was sent to rid the world of Satan's influence.
                  He is the savoir of mankind on many different levels.
                  And you guys are trying to get me to worshop God through a prophet!
                  Jesus was not just a prophet, he is part of the Holy Trinity, He is God Himself, and He is the only way to get to God.
                  John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
                  Leviticus 26:15-16
                  And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #24
                    Re: You can call me BOH

                    Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                    I am going to worshop God through Jesus. All the rest is just icing on the cake.
                    What? God is now cake frosting? Son, and I mean this sincerely, have you experimented with mind altering substances? Your thought processes show signs of exposure to hallucinogens.

                    God is not cake frosting, He is the creator of the entire universe. Everything begins and ends with God, who is also Jesus, and Both are the Holy Spirit. They are the Three Who are One. They are everywhere and everything.

                    It would take some powerful drugs to make me think any differently.
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    • Bag-Of-Hammers
                      Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 29

                      #25
                      Re: You can call me BOH

                      Originally posted by A Follower View Post
                      Jesus was not just a prophet, he is part of the Holy Trinity, He is God Himself, and He is the only way to get to God.
                      John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                      You don't understand. By drilling me into worshoping God through the OT, you are misguiding me into Voodouism, where you need elaberate rituals and rites in order to please God. I worshop God through Jesus Christ. The stories in the OT can help, but I need Jesus well before I need anybody else. THe rest comes at a distant 2nd.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: You can call me BOH

                        David, do not shut me out. I want to help you, with all my heart, especially during these troubling times.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #27
                          Re: You can call me BOH

                          Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                          You don't understand. By drilling me into worshoping God through the OT, you are misguiding me into Voodouism, where you need elaberate rituals and rites in order to please God. I worshop God through Jesus Christ. The stories in the OT can help, but I need Jesus well before I need anybody else. THe rest comes at a distant 2nd.
                          Boy we understand perfectly. You are an illiterate God mocker.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • TheLordSavedMe
                            A young lady servicing the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 579

                            #28
                            Re: You can call me BOH

                            Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                            You don't understand. By drilling me into worshoping God through the OT, you are misguiding me into Voodouism, where you need elaberate rituals and rites in order to please God. I worshop God through Jesus Christ. The stories in the OT can help, but I need Jesus well before I need anybody else. THe rest comes at a distant 2nd.
                            WHAT!?!! The Bible isn't about VOODOO!!! It's about Moses, and Aaron, and Jesus, and Noah, and Jesus being killed, and Frogs raining on Egypt, and the Red Sea parting, and Sodom being burned by flaming meteors, and a lady turning into salt!

                            Where the HECK is the VOODOO part?

                            I think the Professor is right, I think you're high on the dope!

                            Tammi


                            Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                            Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                            He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: You can call me BOH

                              Originally posted by Bag-Of-Hammers View Post
                              You don't understand. By drilling me into worshoping God through the OT, you are misguiding me into Voodouism, where you need elaberate rituals and rites in order to please God. I worshop God through Jesus Christ. The stories in the OT can help, but I need Jesus well before I need anybody else. THe rest comes at a distant 2nd.
                              Well the Demons of the Teh Stupid are strong in this one.

                              Look dummy butt; there is this thing called the "Trinity" God=Jesus=Holy Spirt. The big three for one package. Very main stream and orthadox. So kindly take your Arianist Hersey elsewhere. That was pretty much shot down 1500 years ago.

                              So how dumb does someone need to be to dig up a moldy theological argument that is only remember by a few Christian theologians and think they are shiny special?

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                              • Bag-Of-Hammers
                                Unsaved trash, as in "dumb as a..."
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 29

                                #30
                                Re: You can call me BOH

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Well the Demons of the Teh Stupid are strong in this one.

                                Look dummy butt; there is this thing called the "Trinity" God=Jesus=Holy Spirt. The big three for one package. Very main stream and orthadox. So kindly take your Arianist Hersey elsewhere. That was pretty much shot down 1500 years ago.

                                So how dumb does someone need to be to dig up a moldy theological argument that is only remember by a few Christian theologians and think they are shiny special?

                                By your teaching, that the OT is the way one should worshop God, you are instructing me to worshop him in very primitive ways. BY worshopping through Jesus, we are freed from ritualistic cleansing, because we have Jesus. Jesus got rid of all primitive ways of worshopping. Jesus is the ONLY way to salvation.
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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