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  • Taki-Porn
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 25

    #1

    Hello

    Hey,

    My name is Dianne. Nice to meet you all.
  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Greetings, Dianne. Welcome to God™s favorite church.

    I'm glad I got to you first...because the Pastors here like new visitors to state what church they go to as well as their favorite Biblical quotation in their introductory post.

    Tell us a little about yourself, and your relationship with Him™.

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    • Taki-Porn
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 25

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Greeting to you to

      Well I go the local church down the road. I'm in New Zealand so I might find it a bit hard to fit in because i stumbled apon here on google.

      Well I don't really have a favourite qoute. I sorta find it hard to pick out the best lines.

      Well he seems to give me luck. I always thank him for giving me luck on my favourite number (14) and when other times i feel lucky.

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Tiki-Pon View Post
        Greeting to you to

        Well I go the local church down the road. I'm in New Zealand so I might find it a bit hard to fit in because i stumbled apon here on google.
        You'll fit right in if you are a True Christian™ -- is your church a God-fearing Baptist one?

        Well I don't really have a favourite qoute. I sorta find it hard to pick out the best lines.
        The KJV 1611 isn't a sitcom, dear. Surely you can do better than that.

        Well he seems to give me luck. I always thank him for giving me luck on my favourite number (14) and when other times i feel lucky.
        Numerology is of the devil; God doesn't dish out lucky numbers.

        You need to repent of your ill-gotten luck!
        True Christians are Perfect!

        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

        For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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        • Taki-Porn
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
          You'll fit right in if you are a True Christian™ -- is your church a God-fearing Baptist one?


          The KJV 1611 isn't a sitcom, dear. Surely you can do better than that.


          Numerology is of the devil; God doesn't dish out lucky numbers.

          You need to repent of your ill-gotten luck!
          Well no, not really.

          I know that but I cant pick. I'm very hard with choosing.

          I choose to have a lucky number. Its the number I was born on. Butif i have to give it up i will.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22922

            #6
            Re: Hello

            You've got a weird name; are you an Abo? We had a lot of trouble with one of them a time back.
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            • Mistress Cookie
              Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2008
              • 6790

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Tiki-Pon View Post
              Its the number I was born on. Butif i have to give it up i will.
              You have the right attitude, Dianne...a willingness to learn from your elders in a good, True Christin™ way.

              For my part, I do not mind you having a favorite number. God™ sends us little hints and signs all the time, and if that's the way you feel He™ communicates with you right now, then okay

              There's no arguing with the fact that we Christians are lucky!

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              • Taki-Porn
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hello

                No I am not an Abo. I am white skinned and have no Australian blood in me. I am a Kiwi. That is what they call us here in New Zealand

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  May I ask, what is a Tiki-pon?

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                  • Taki-Porn
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    I don't mind giving the numbe up. If I'm still lucky on that number I shall keep it.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Tiki-Pon View Post
                      Greeting to you to

                      Well I go the local church down the road. I'm in New Zealand so I might find it a bit hard to fit in because i stumbled apon here on google.

                      Well I don't really have a favourite qoute. I sorta find it hard to pick out the best lines.

                      Well he seems to give me luck. I always thank him for giving me luck on my favourite number (14) and when other times i feel lucky.
                      What's the name of your church? Who's the head pastor?

                      True Christians(tm) know that numerology is a serious sin.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Taki-Porn
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Tiki-Pon is a name my friends gave me at school. I drew a character who was named Tiki and my friend put Pon at the end, thus nicknaming me Tiki Pon

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                        • Taki-Porn
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          What's the name of your church? Who's the head pastor?

                          True Christians™ know that numerology is a serious sin.
                          his name is Pastor Kyle. Hes a really nice guy

                          Ok then I shall give it up so I don't sin again.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Tiki-Pon View Post
                            Tiki-Pon is a name my friends gave me at school. I drew a character who was named Tiki and my friend put Pon at the end, thus nicknaming me Tiki Pon
                            How old are you?

                            What is the name of the church your father takes you to?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Taki-Porn
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Oh the church is Mount Albert Babtist Church.

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