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  • kanguilla
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    • Jan 2010
    • 2

    #1

    Kanguilla Hates Landover

    Brethren and Sistren,

    It has come to my attention that people such as yourself obviously have no contempt for humanity in general. Through your destructive and harmful words, you have successfully isolated yourself from the rest of the world. In doing so you negate progress and make volatile relations with the rest of the human race. If this warmongering, hate, and violence pleases, I feel sorry for your sadistic soul.

    Furthermore the idea that there is a man in the clouds who commands you to commit murder and rape is a pathetic excuse for human nature.

    From a concerned and caring individual, all the best in your future exploit.

    -Jesus
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

    Please introduce yourself and tell us about yourself. What false Christian church do you attend?

    Or did you just log on to spew that hatefulness and leave.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • kanguilla
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      • Jan 2010
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

      I do not consider my actions hateful, only conscience. I by no way mean to cause harm to anyone.

      For the record, I would like to draw attention to the fact that God (while he tells you not to kill) has managed to kill everyone and anyone that does not believe in him.

      P.S. I do not intend to leave anytime soon.

      Your friend (with love)

      kanguilla

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

        Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? How did you come to find Christ?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

          Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
          For the record, I would like to draw attention to the fact that God (while he tells you not to kill) has managed to kill everyone and anyone that does not believe in him.
          So noted. You aren't doing a very good job convincing me I shouldn't believe in Him.

          Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
          P.S. I do not intend to leave anytime soon.
          That's not up to you, trust me.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

            Welcome kanguilla. That sure is quite a screen name! Mind if I call you Guilla? You are a real bud, thanks!

            We care about you, Guilla. God cares about you. Tell me, what terrible thing did your mommy do that turned you away from all of mankind? I'll never be able to live with myself if I find you went nutzo with a gun and murdered everyone in a nursing home. Open up to us, you are among Friends.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Noah Dint
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2009
              • 695

              #7
              Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

              Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
              Brethren and Sistren,

              It has come to my attention that people such as yourself obviously have no contempt for humanity in general. Through your destructive and harmful words, you have successfully isolated yourself from the rest of the world.
              Praise Jesus!

              Glory!

              We have successfully isolated ourselves from the rest of the world with a "King" sized Baptist Condemnation Condom!

              Glory!

              -ND

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #8
                Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
                It has come to my attention that people such as yourself obviously have no contempt for humanity in general.
                That is not really a nice way to start an introduction.

                Furthermore the idea that there is a man in the clouds who commands you to commit murder and rape is a pathetic excuse for human nature.
                So you do not believe in God, ok thank you for being honest about that, a lot of people here lie about such things.

                I think you are wrong though on what you assume God commands us to do. The Bible, which to us are the instructions God has given us on how to live, is very clearly against rape and against murder. Unlike many other versions of Christianity, who only use the parts if the Bible which suit there needs, we believe we should follow the entire Bible. You obviously have a different perspective on how the world works, but I wanted so respond to what you said here.

                From a concerned and caring individual, all the best in your future exploit
                Thank you. You seem like a nice person.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                  Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
                  I do not consider my actions hateful, only conscience.
                  AHA, so when YOU are hateful, it's conscience and when WE are allegedly hateful, it's sadism? Starts with "H", rhymes with "ypocrite".

                  Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
                  For the record, I would like to draw attention to the fact that God (while He tells you not to kill) has managed to kill everyone and anyone that does not believe in Him.
                  So you are saying that you are dead? You do not believe in Him... are you writing this message from Hell? Please elaborate.

                  And BTW, please look up the difference between killing and murdering. If a kill is moral, then it's OK. If a kill is immoral, then it's obviously NOT OK. Very simple.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                    Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
                    I do not consider my actions hateful, only conscience. I by no way mean to cause harm to anyone.

                    For the record, I would like to draw attention to the fact that God (while he tells you not to kill) has managed to kill everyone and anyone that does not believe in him.

                    P.S. I do not intend to leave anytime soon.

                    Your friend (with love)

                    kanguilla
                    We kill on one friend. As God clearly states in The Bible the blood is on the sinner's head. It is Christian assisted suicide, not murder.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                      Originally posted by kanguilla View Post
                      It has come to my attention that people such as yourself obviously have no contempt for humanity in general.
                      You're right, and thank you for noticing: I have no contempt for humanity in general. Quite the opposite, in fact: I have enough Christian love and compassion for them that I take every opportunity to share the Good News with them. What could possibly be less contemptuous than telling them how to enjoy eternal bliss in the presence of Our Lord Jesus Christ?
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • SteveTheSavior
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                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                        Pastor Ezekiel:

                        Number one, your immediate conclusion that Kanguilla attends a "false" Christian church is ridiculous, since any church that calls itself Christian is Christian by definition. Do not delude yourself that there exists only one true religion. As the saying goes, "there are many paths to God."

                        ...And, by calling yourself a stud, you are implying that you are a "Whoremonger."

                        So, by your own logic, you are going to be damned.

                        Do you see the logic fallicies here?

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                        • SteveTheSavior
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          So noted. You aren't doing a very good job convincing me I shouldn't believe in Him.



                          That's not up to you, trust me.
                          I don't believe he ever identified himself as an aetheist.

                          You're being a bit quick to judge.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                            Originally posted by SteveTheSavior View Post
                            Number one, your immediate conclusion that Kanguilla attends a "false" Christian church is ridiculous, since any church that calls itself Christian is Christian by definition.
                            Yes everyone can say he or she is a Christian. This is why we talk about True Christians, who follow the Bible to the letter and false Christians who don't.

                            Do not delude yourself that there exists only one true religion. As the saying goes, "there are many paths to God."
                            The saying is wrong. There is 1 true religion.

                            So, by your own logic, you are going to be damned. Do you see the logic fallicies here?
                            I do see some logic fallacies here, but those are in your reasoning.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Paul Jeffery
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                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 272

                              #15
                              Re: Kanguilla Hates Landover

                              Steve, please start your own introduction thread so we can welcome you properly after we know a little more about you. Then you may offer your nonsensical views and disrespectful comments to our clergy in threads started by others.
                              sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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