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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373
    #31
    Re: Hi there.

    Do you know that joke about those 2 retards? They got banned!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263
        #32
        Re: Hi there.

        It's ironic that some people use infractions as a status symbol. You know how gangsters gain respect among their peers? By going to prison and being all "hardcore" about it.

        Same kind of retardation, same kind of respect from intelligent Christians (i.e. none!)
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Omar Little
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2010
            • 18
            #33
            Re: Hi there.

            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
            It's ironic that some people use infractions as a status symbol. You know how gangsters gain respect among their peers? By going to prison and being all "hardcore" about it.

            Same kind of retardation, same kind of respect from intelligent Christians (i.e. none!)
            you gotta do yo time if you want to get that rep. streets be talkin

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263
                #34
                Re: Hi there.

                Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                you gotta do yo time if you want to get that rep. streets be talkin
                Wouldn't you rather "do time" in Heaven sitting on Jesus' lap and crying with happiness??
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #35
                    Re: Hi there.

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Wouldn't you rather "do time" in Heaven sitting on Jesus' lap and crying with happiness??
                    Yes Omar, what is "street cred" next to the ecstasy of the Love of Jesus Himself?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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