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  • Sapper
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 6
    #1

    Hello

    Hi, my name is James and I am from England.

    I have briefly read the forum and agree with the wise words of its members.

    I was Christened Church of England but quickly decided this semi-faith didn't provide nearly enough direction and I am looking for a more suitable place to share my opinions and views with like minded individuals.

    I hope you accept me into this wonderful place.

    Please ask any questions and I'll do my best to respond.


    God is my Shepherd and I am his lamb.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Welcome, James, that's a very fine name you have. Do you go by Jim?

      I'm glad you saw through the Anglican cult. It's just a modified form of papism created by Henry VIII when he wanted to fornicate with as much women as possible. It's hard to find a True Christian™ in Godless England, so I hope you stick around here and come to accept Christ through our help.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Welcome!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: Hello

              I'll second the fine Rev. Osborne's comments.

              I bet you are relieved to no longer feel the pressure of the back hand of Italy.

              James, how long have you been a practicing Baptist?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Sapper
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Welcome, James, that's a very fine name you have. Do you go by Jim?
                  My wife calls me Jim!

                  And worse still the false "Church of England" has its head as the Queen, a serpent woman who I believe is in the passenger seat for the suicide run which England is somehow being driven to.

                  I would love to save it, my country, but I feel more and more each day that it is too late.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Welcome Jim, to God's favorite forum. You seem like a fine young man and I hope we'll see more of you.

                      What's your wife's best pie?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Once was lost
                          ...but now is found.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 490
                          #7
                          Re: Hello

                          Welcome. It's comforting to come here today and see a fine thread such as this one.

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                            • Sapper
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6
                              #8
                              Re: Hello

                              It really is a pleasure to be here with you brothers and sisters.

                              I feel I have been embrased and welcomed like never before.

                              Have I found my home? I hope so, and hope I can live up to my new abodes high standards.

                              Matthew 18:4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
                              Matthew 18:5 And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.

                              You truely are on the path to heaven, and I will always aim to be your humble child.

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                                • Sapper
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 6
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Welcome Jim, to God's favorite forum. You seem like a fine young man and I hope we'll see more of you.

                                  What's your wife's best pie?
                                  Sorry I missed your question. My wife does a wonderful cream pie.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22380
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello

                                      What kind of cream?
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                        • True Disciple
                                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2009
                                          • 2445
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hello

                                          Welcome, Brother Jim! You seem like a good lad to me, and your posts have been fine so far. I hope to see more of you on these forums!
                                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                          Amen.

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                                            • Sapper
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 6
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hello

                                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                              What kind of cream?
                                              Single lately but it has been double in the past. My wife has a secret ingredient I've been sworn to secrecy over.

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                                                • Cranky Old Man
                                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                                   
                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                  • 22380
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hello

                                                  Understandable.
                                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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