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  • Adam>Eve
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    Adam>Eve's introduction

    Well i was lucky enough to be raised in a christian home where I went to a contemporary church 3-4 times a week, thou we couldn't afford for me to goto a christain school and I had to go to public school with the coloreds and gays I belive that with continuing fellowship i shall recover from such a lifestyle and be free'd from damnation. If only there were a way to purge society of such indecencies the world would be a better place.

    PRAISE BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY!!
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

      Welcome. I have moved your introduction to its own thread.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Omar Little
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          • Jan 2010
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          #3
          Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

          Originally posted by Adam>Eve View Post
          Well i was lucky enough to be raised in a christian home where I went to a contemporary church 3-4 times a week, thou we couldn't afford for me to goto a christain school and I had to go to public school with the coloreds and gays I belive that with continuing fellowship i shall recover from such a lifestyle and be free'd from damnation. If only there were a way to purge society of such indecencies the world would be a better place.

          PRAISE BE TO GOD ALMIGHTY!!
          you didn't say any of these things to me when we were making sweet, sweet man love.

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            • James Hutchins
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              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

              Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
              you didn't say any of these things to me when we were making sweet, sweet man love.
              Omar, we are not in the least bit interested in your 'down low' exploits. Save them for 4Chan, where you are with peeps of similar IQ's to yourself.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Omar Little
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                  • Jan 2010
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                  #5
                  Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Omar, we are not in the least bit interested in your 'down low' exploits. Save them for 4Chan, where you are with peeps of similar IQ's to yourself.
                  ain't nobodys on da downlow here. I be all sorts of gay...and I will make you my woman.

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                    • GOD=life
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263
                      #6
                      Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                      Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                      ain't nobodys on da downlow here. I be all sorts of gay...and I will make you my woman.
                      This is a Christian forum, friend. Not prison.
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
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                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622
                          #7
                          Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                          Nobody's going to be made a woman except for you Omar when you are thrown into Hell and Satan makes you his personal gratification toy. And stop hijacking threads with your useless ramblings. This forum is for discussing the glory of Jesus and sharing Christian fellowship.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22380
                              #8
                              Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                              Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                              ain't nobodys on da downlow here. I be all sorts of gay...and I will make you my woman.
                              Hm, you are starting to annoy me. Perhaps it is time you leave now.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                • Omar Little
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                                  • Jan 2010
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                  Hm, you are starting to annoy me. Perhaps it is time you leave now.
                                  how can I leave a place that is not real?

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                                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 8622
                                      #10
                                      Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                      Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                                      how can I leave a place that is not real?
                                      You're right, this place isn't real. This is not an actual website...landoverbaptist.net does not exist. All people on here are figments of your imagination. The website exists solely in your mind and you are having an extremely vivid hallucination.

                                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                                        • Bobby-Joe
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                                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 18405
                                          #11
                                          Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                          You're right, this place isn't real. This is not an actual website...landoverbaptist.net does not exist. All people on here are figments of your imagination. The website exists solely in your mind and you are having an extremely vivid hallucination.
                                          And since none of this exists please hit the paypal button and donate $20 USD to our Church. After all, none of this exists so what will it hurt?

                                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                            • Cranky Old Man
                                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                              You kids get off his lawn!
                                               
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 22380
                                              #12
                                              Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                              Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                                              how can I leave a place that is not real?
                                              That depends a bit on what type of computer you are using. A laptop could probably be fixed by drowning it in the bath tub, but a larger computer might require you to burn down your house. But in general whatever works to break your computer beyond repair should be enough to leave our forum.
                                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                • Hamtaro
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                                                  • Jan 2010
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                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                                  Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                                                  ain't nobodys on da downlow here. I be all sorts of gay...and I will make you my woman.

                                                  That statement, if true, condemns you to hell. It is not okay to be gay. Repent your evil ways and pray to the lord for forgiveness!

                                                  Being gay is not okay:

                                                  Romans 1:26-27
                                                  1 Corinthians 6:9-10
                                                  1 Timothy 1:9-10

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                                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 18405
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                                      Originally posted by Hamtaro View Post
                                                      That statement, if true, condemns you to hell. It is not okay to be gay. Repent your evil ways and pray to the lord for forgiveness!

                                                      Being gay is not okay:

                                                      Romans 1:26-27
                                                      1 Corinthians 6:9-10
                                                      1 Timothy 1:9-10
                                                      Brave worlds friend. Not to many people today have the courage to stand up and face an abusive homosexual.

                                                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                                                      Hot Must ReadThreads!


                                                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                        • Cranky Old Man
                                                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                          You kids get off his lawn!
                                                           
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 22380
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Adam>Eve's introduction

                                                          Indeed, I am starting to hate him a little less.
                                                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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