Looking for a funny email

[hound of heaven]

Hi,

After searching the web for an hour I decided to come to your site. As this is a Baptist site you may all know the comedy skit I'm looking for. It is very funny and have received it and I accidentally deleted it.

It was called "Baptist Panties" and was one of the funniest skits I have ever seen. It was a large woman telling the women off the congregation in a thick souhtern drawl the rules about panties. At one point she starts thowing "decent womans panties" into the audience.

I mean no disrespect. I just figured someone Baptist may have this in their email. It is funny and not dirty humor.

Thank You,
Kelly

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Looking for a funny email

You may have created some record there. You waltz in here, do manage to mention 'Baptist', 'church', and 'congregation' yet have not advanced your footsteps on iota towards a more Godly life, yet call upon us to indulge you and do your work for you seeking prurient humor.

Why don't you phone your local Baptist Pastor? Or I'm sure old Fred Phelps could help you.

[hound of heaven]

Re: Looking for a funny email

Hi,

Once again I mean no disrespect. I was looking for the funny video for a discussion on panties on a blog. I googled and could not find it. I figured go to the source and it was not dirty but funny and a parody. Someone has had to get it as an email from a friend. I sent it to my Mother so it could not be that bad!

We don't have any Baptist churches up here that I know of to go ask at. I'm a Catholic and it is not a sin to view funny things as long as they are not dirty.

Thanks for damning me to hell when you know nothing of the state of my soul. I thought that was God's job? Take the plank out of your own eye man and stop judging lest you be judged.

God loves you and I love you anyway,

Kelly

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Looking for a funny email

We don't have any Baptist churches up here that I know of to go ask at. I'm a Catholic and it is not a sin to view funny things as long as they are not dirty.

I cannot find the scripture that supports your claim. Would you be so kind as to post it for me?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Looking for a funny email

[...]I'm a Catholic [...]Thanks for damning me to hell when you know nothing of the state of my soul.

We do not damn anyone, God does that

I thought that was God's job?

I just said it was! Can't you read???

Take the plank out of your own eye man and stop judging lest you be judged.

Huh! That proves you're a minion of the anti-Christ, the fish-hatted, self appointed vicar of Rome - you've never seen a Bible have you?

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

God loves you

I know.

and I love you anyway

Then you should listen to Landover's message and abandon your mary-worshiping cult.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Looking for a funny email

Hi,

Once again I mean no disrespect. I was looking for the funny video for a discussion on panties on a blog. I googled and could not find it. I figured go to the source and it was not dirty but funny and a divine revelation. Someone has had to get it as an email from a friend. I sent it to my Mother so it could not be that bad!

We don't have any Baptist churches up here that I know of to go ask at. I'm a Catholic and it is not a sin to view funny things as long as they are not dirty.

Thanks for damning me to hell when you know nothing of the state of my soul. I thought that was God's job? Take the plank out of your own eye man and stop judging lest you be judged.

God loves you and I love you anyway,

Kelly

Perhaps I can help you.

You have stumbled upon a True Christian™ website. We come here for fellowship and discussion of the one true Bible, God and Jesus our Savior. We do not come here to joke around or debate others about other religions that are not up to par with our Holy Baptist Church™.

If you would like to join in the fellowship we welcome you with open arms. Just like Jesus would do.

If you come here looking for filthy jokes about underwear I would suggest to you that the internet is a mighty big resource and I'm sure you can find them elsewhere.

You might want to try some Catholic websites.

-ND