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  • Spaghetti Monster
    Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum
    • Feb 2010
    • 67
    #61
    Re: Hello Landover.

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Well, I must say I am impressed you did read it. I didn't expect that. Are you sure you read the proper KJV1611 version and not one of the genuines? And if you did read the proper version, I would be interested to know why you think it sucks, hard.

    2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
    I think it sucks, mostly, because I'm still an atheist.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379
        #62
        Re: Hello Landover.

        Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
        I think it sucks, mostly, because I'm still an atheist.
        But did you read the proper KJV1611 version or not? It makes a huge difference.

        2 Timothy 2:15 "Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #63
            Re: Hello Landover.

            Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
            I think it sucks, mostly, because I'm still an atheist.
            And you're still bound for hell, where you will spend eternity being tortured in unspeakably horrible ways while we True Christians(tm) laugh at you from our seat next to Jesus up in Heaven.

            "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453
                #64
                Re: Hello Landover.

                Every time I see a new post in this thread, I open the thread, hoping that God has answered my little prayer. Sadly, He has been too busy with the Super Bowl to accommodate me. But one day, I'll open this thread and find these abominations to mankind gone and en route to Hell. They make me want to puke
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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