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  • Steve the sodomite
    Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
    • Feb 2010
    • 22

    #1

    Be warned...there's a blabbering idiot in your midst

    Hello, I've come to taint this forum with my wicked, glittery ways, dance to my electronic music, and make everyone that much more...fabulous.

    The end is nigh, Landover. You've met your match!

    I'm full of myself
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

    I just got your DoF file. Michigan is very cold right now.
    Obvioiusly you are a homer and acatcher at that (the most despicable kind).
    You are no match for Jesus. Do not push or He shall mote you.
    You are also a Gamer, look familiar?
    Attached Files
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

      Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
      Hello, I've come to taint this forum with my wicked, glittery ways, dance to my electronic music, and make everyone that much more...fabulous.

      The end is nigh, Landover. You've met your match!
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #4
        Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

        Joy, we have another heathen that has joined our Church. Tell me son have you come to accept Jesus as your Savior, or simply to annoy us? Let me take a wild guess it's to annoy. God would like you to stop your homer ways and accept His son as your Lord and Savior. God would really love you if you love Him. Do you want to go to Hell?

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

          Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
          Hello, I've come to taint this forum with my wicked, glittery ways, dance to my electronic music, and make everyone that much more...fabulous.

          The end is nigh, Landover. You've met your match!



          Get a life.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Steve the sodomite
            Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
            • Feb 2010
            • 22

            #6
            Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            I just got your DoF file. Michigan is very cold right now.
            Obvioiusly you are a homer and acatcher at that (the most despicable kind).
            You are no match for Jesus. Do not push or He shall mote you.
            You are also a Gamer, look familiar?
            Ah, the mighty Cthulhu, high-priest of the elder gods. Not necessarily a gamer, but an avid fan of classic literature, with Lovecraft being one of my favorite writers. My literature interests also spread to Charles Dickens, Anne Rice, and C.S Lewis
            I'm full of myself

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            • Steve the sodomite
              Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
              • Feb 2010
              • 22

              #7
              Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Joy, we have another heathen that has joined our Church. Tell me son have you come to accept Jesus as your Savior, or simply to annoy us? Let me take a wild guess it's to annoy. God would like you to stop your homer ways and accept His son as your Lord and Savior. God would really love you if you love Him. Do you want to go to Hell?
              I thought God loved all unconditionally?
              I'm full of myself

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                I thought God loved all unconditionally?
                Romans 1:26

                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


                Romans 1:27

                And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.



                Please show me in the KJV 1611 where God loves unconditionally

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                • Steve the sodomite
                  Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 22

                  #9
                  Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Romans 1:26

                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:


                  Romans 1:27

                  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.



                  Please show me in the KJV 1611 where God loves unconditionally
                  Try John 3:16, and also the verses in Corinthians where the Apostle Paul speaks of the love of God. The bible is an incredibly moving book, and I find it silly to only focus on one aspect of it as so many here do. You seem to only focus on the verses that speak of hate, burning, and damnation, when there are so many verses that speak of the love of God, and how good he is.

                  I'd be much more convinced of your argument if you would take the bible as a whole, and not just your favorite hell-torching verses. However, since you seem to be so happy with people going to hell, I think I'll just please you all by sending myself there anyways.
                  I'm full of myself

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                    Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                    Ah, the mighty Cthulhu, high-priest of the elder gods. Not necessarily a gamer, but an avid fan of classic literature, with Lovecraft being one of my favorite writers. My literature interests also spread to Charles Dickens, Anne Rice, and C.S Lewis
                    Gamer.

                    Friend, life is not to be lived in fantasy land. You need to face reality. I have no idea were you gamertards get these stupid ideas gods somehow surviving their own deaths, going in hiding until their return when they and their followers will kill everyone else but as a TRUE Christian I find it the biggest load of stupidity I have ever heard.

                    Seriously, magical being from the sky, how dumb can you get?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                      Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                      Try John 3:16, and also the verses in Corinthians where the Apostle Paul speaks of the love of God. The bible is an incredibly moving book, and I find it silly to only focus on one aspect of it as so many here do. You seem to only focus on the verses that speak of hate, burning, and damnation, when there are so many verses that speak of the love of God, and how good he is.

                      I'd be much more convinced of your argument if you would take the bible as a whole, and not just your favorite hell-torching verses. However, since you seem to be so happy with people going to hell, I think I'll just please you all by sending myself there anyways.
                      John 3:16



                      For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


                      Yes God loves all his BELIEVERS, those who have accepted Jesus as their Savior!


                      We are not cafeteria Christians, we live by the Word of God, all of them ! Not just the ones that make you happy!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                        Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                        Ah, the mighty Cthulhu, high-priest of the elder gods. Not necessarily a gamer, but an avid fan of classic literature, with Lovecraft being one of my favorite writers. My literature interests also spread to Charles Dickens, Anne Rice, and C.S Lewis
                        Please, you are an adolesent gamer.

                        Immature, attempting to shock the adults with you antics. Either you repent your heathen lifestyle by quitting being a homer, get right with God and grow up or do us all a favor, get the AIDS, become an EMO cutter and save us the hassele of dealing with you. At least if you do one of these things, you'll make your parents proud for once.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Steve the sodomite
                          Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 22

                          #13
                          Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Gamer.

                          Friend, life is not to be lived in fantasy land. You need to face reality. I have no idea were you gamertards get these stupid ideas gods somehow surviving their own deaths, going in hiding until their return when they and their followers will kill everyone else but as a TRUE Christian I find it the biggest load of stupidity I have ever heard.

                          Seriously, magical being from the sky, how dumb can you get?
                          Again, not a gamer, as the concept of Cthulhu for what I am sure you're referencing to be "Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth," existed long before the concept of video games. The game is adapted from H.p Lovecraft's classic-horror story "The Call of Cthulhu," an early 19th Century literary classic.

                          But can't you see how Cthulhu is an analogy for Jesus Christ, who died and was risen again, while his followers go out and convert others in his name? Then when he returns again, he will destroy the world, and remake it for his followers, while the unbelievers perish. It is possible that Lovecraft may have been a Christian, and was using the Call of Cthulhu in a last-ditch attempt to convert wicked homers like myself.
                          I'm full of myself

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #14
                            Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                            Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                            Try John 3:16...

                            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


                            Yes, and? God loves us so much that we are given a chance to go to Heaven. And yet, people like you throw that gift away. Just because you are pathetic does not mean God doesn't love you.

                            Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                            The bible is an incredibly moving book, and I find it silly to only focus on one aspect of it as so many here do.
                            Odd. The whole foundation of this forum is that we read and use the entire Bible. Different parts of the Bible deal with different situations. You cannot expect every part of the Bible to deal with all situations. That would be logically impossible.

                            Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                            You seem to only focus on the verses that speak of hate, burning, and damnation, when there are so many verses that speak of the love of God, and how good He is.
                            Why are those verses in there then? You want us to just skip the verses that you find inconvenient? Are you God? No.

                            In your corrupted mindset, a loving God is tolerant of all abominations. This is simply not true. Just because God loves us and wants us to choose Him does not mean God will make that choice on our behalf. That's where free will comes in.

                            Originally posted by DorianDawes View Post
                            I'd be much more convinced of your argument...
                            We're not trying to convince you of anything. YOU came here to a Christian forum. We did not go to your homersexual atheist forum. See the difference?

                            Secondly, YOU are the one who's going to suffer from YOUR choices. We can only sit up there in Heaven sighing why you refused to come to Heaven with us. We want you to go to Heaven, but you have to make the choice.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Steve the sodomite
                              Unsaved trash, wannabe emo poet
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 22

                              #15
                              Re: Be warned...there's a homosexual in your midst

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Please, you are an adolesent gamer.

                              Immature, attempting to shock the adults with you antics. Either you repent your heathen lifestyle by quitting being a homer, get right with God and grow up or do us all a favor, get the AIDS, become an EMO cutter and save us the hassele of dealing with you. At least if you do one of these things, you'll make your parents proud for once.
                              My father is a manipulative, womanizing hedonist, and my mother is an evangelical Christian who preaches the words of God through the radio. We remain very close, and while she will never advocate my lifestyle, she will always love me, and hopes I repent one day.

                              Not that my parents are any of your business.
                              I'm full of myself

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