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  • BrocNad
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    • Feb 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Greetings from Ireland

    Hello all and greetings from Ireland. The internet seems to be the most Godless place on earth, so I was absolutely delighted to stumble across this forum.

    There have been two pertinent issues in my country that I would love to discuss with you. Something marvellous and something horrendous.

    Let’s start with the good news? In one of the greatest decisions ever by our fine government, blasphemy was recently made a crime. The punishment is only a mere fine of something like €20,000 but that doesn’t bother me. That is just man’s punishment. God’s punishment is a lifetime of burning anguish.

    I feel somewhat responsible for the law being introduced as I’ve been campaigning for the minister to introduce this legislation for years. I remember once, as a child in school, there was a muslim boy in our class and even as a youth, I realised that he was breaking the commandment “you shall have no other gods before me”. The mere existence of this boy in the same class as me was blasphemous and highly offensive. He once had to leave the class to “pray” to his imaginary god and this enraged me. It’s comforting to know he’ll end up in hell, but it would have been nice for his family to be fined €20,000. They were already struggling and this would have surely made them homeless.

    Now time for the bad news... There has been an onslaught of false accusations against Christian churches in my country. Despicable adults are telling false stories about how they were abused by priests. This has lead to many Bishops resigning. My hearts go out to the poor priests and Bishops that are a victim of this terrible ordeal. I’m having difficulty coping with this. I don’t know how to react to a sinner who says there were abused by the church. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

    I know you are a welcoming group of Christians and I look forward to participating in future discussions.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22375

    #2
    Re: Greetings from Ireland

    Welcome to our friendly forum!

    Originally posted by BrocNad View Post
    In one of the greatest decisions ever by our fine government, blasphemy was recently made a crime.
    That is indeed very good news.

    Despicable adults are telling false stories about how they were abused by priests. This has lead to many Bishops resigning.
    Unfortunately those accusations are accurate. The catholic "Church" is filled with evil people like this. Catholics are false Christians who ignore huge parts of the Holy Bible. All catholics will burn in hell for all eternity. The only way to Heaven is by reading and living by the entire Holy Bible.

    Isaiah 55:11 "So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it."

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579

      #3
      Re: Greetings from Ireland

      Hi Mr. Nad!

      I'm glad you found this place, it is the Godliest place on the internets!

      I hope you're not a Catholic, because they are all damned already for worshiping Mary and the Pope.

      Anyways, I think you'll do OK here because you seem to love God and Jesus.

      Nice to meet you!

      Tammi


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
      Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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      • BrocNad
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        • Feb 2010
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Greetings from Ireland

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Catholics are false Christians who ignore huge parts of the Holy Bible. All catholics will burn in hell for all eternity. The only way to Heaven is by reading and living by the entire Holy Bible.
        You are right. But do you know what is sad? I went through the majority of my life being a member of the catholic church. I feel guilt and shame every day about it, but I knew no better. My country is cited as being 95% catholic. It is indoctrinated into us at childhood (being indoctrinated with such nonsense should count as child abuse).

        However is it wrong that there is a soft spot in my heart for the organisation that lead me to the Bible in the first place? Actually forgive me, I know it is wrong. I need to move on and foget that horrid organisation. It’s just that without the catholic church, my life would have taken a completely different course and I would have never found Landover Baptist Church.

        It shames me to admit how fond I once was of the catholic church but I am now moving on. I guess I just have anger towards these people making false accusations because they are mainly fag, atheist, new age heathens and they hate god. It is not that I am sad for the catholic church, it is that I am angry at the Godless society.

        Think of it this way: If Landover Baptist Church was running Ireland, our people would be making false accusations against their Pastors too. It is the nature of our Godless, Blasphemous people.

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        • Rhys94
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          • Feb 2010
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          #5
          Re: Greetings from Ireland

          The "catholic church" (I spit on the name) is full of homer priests who sodomize with poor, potential future Warriors of God.
          These potential future Warriors of God however now cannot enter the Kingdom of God without apologising to Lord Jesus Christ our God for fornication and sodomizing with these older men.
          May God lay a curse upon the evils of the "catholic church".

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: Greetings from Ireland

            Welcome to God's Favorite Forum(tm), Mick. Tell us, what church do you currently attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? What brand of whisky are you drunk on right now?

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #7
              Re: Greetings from Ireland

              Originally posted by Rhys94 View Post
              Tis full of homer priests who sodomize with poor
              Minor correction, friend: their priests are pedophiles. It's not exactly the same lifestyle choice of homersexuality.

              It is proven fact that the catlick church does not follow secular law on this matter either.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Rhys94
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                • Feb 2010
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                #8
                Re: Greetings from Ireland

                Well, ok, I'll give you that. It's not quite the same. But pedophilia is just as bad as homersexuality, surely?
                It's basically homersexuality but only with little kiddies. Surely that is worse?

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings from Ireland

                  Originally posted by BrocNad View Post
                  However is it wrong that there is a soft spot in my heart for the organisation that lead me to the Bible in the first place?

                  Do you mind if I do not believe you on this? I have never in my life seen a Catholic using the True Bible™ for anything. They use some version of the Satanic Bible, named the "Douay-Rheims Bible."

                  Having a soft spot for Satan isn't going to help you leading a True Christian™ life.

                  Actually forgive me, I know it is wrong. I need to move on and foget that horrid organisation. It’s just that without the catholic church, my life would have taken a completely different course and I would have never found Landover Baptist Church.
                  God would have directed you to this Godly Forum another way, don't worry. He doesn't need the antichrist church for that.

                  Think of it this way: If Landover Baptist Church was running Ireland, our people would be making false accusations against their Pastors too. It is the nature of our Godless, Blasphemous people.


                  Some American atheists have done this as well in the past. I will not go into detail, let me only say that God-hating scum around the world have no problem at all smearing the names of Men of God. Hopefully, Project Habakkuk will prevent these problems from happening in the future.

                  Anyway, welcome to these forums, Brother!
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings from Ireland

                    Aw crap, another potato eating drunk. Jeez, you'd think the Internet would have a filter to keep the Homer catlicks away!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings from Ireland

                      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mick. Let us know if/when you sober up and we'll tell you about God's plan to get you Saved©.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • BrocNad
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings from Ireland

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        Welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, Mick. Tell us, what church do you currently attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? What brand of whisky are you drunk on right now?
                        I do not attend a church. This country is polluted by Catholic churches on every corner. There is literally no alternative. Ever since I discovered Landover Baptist Church I can come here to worship with fellow lovers of God.

                        My favourite passage from the Bible is Deuteronomy 22:13-21 because this situation happened to me when I acquired my first wife and I was so relieved to find the Bible had the solution.

                        In accordance with Galatians 5:19-21, I do not get drunk.


                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mick. Let us know if/when you sober up and we'll tell you about God's plan to get you Saved©.
                        How did you know my name was Mick? I do not get drunk, trust me I am sober – I would never give in to such a temptation. And yes, I would like to be saved by your church. I have lived for so long in this catholic-ridden country.

                        Thank you all for the warm, Christian welcome.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22375

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings from Ireland

                          Originally posted by BrocNad View Post
                          How did you know my name was Mick?
                          Isn't that the name of everyone in your country?

                          I do not get drunk, trust me I am sober
                          I am very glad to hear that, you got us a bit worried there.

                          And yes, I would like to be saved by your church. I have lived for so long in this catholic-ridden country.
                          Did you read your KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover yet? Are your knees bleeding from praying to our Savior Jesus Christ?

                          John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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