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  • SamWilliams
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Testimony of Sam

    Dear Christians.

    I have come to show you things both good and bad.
    A couple of years ago my eyes were not open to
    the things around me and just how bad satan has his
    FILTHY claws into almost every aspect of our daily lives.
    Some of you may not believe or want to believe it to
    be true.Every single drop of information i present
    to you is to see the world around you and how it
    really is.Everything i show you and tell you i ask you
    to try and debunk.Research it and prove any and all
    information i provide to you wrong because when you do
    you will see the truth.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22926

    #2
    Re: Testimony of Sam

    Well that's a whole lot of claims there Sam. Can you tell us a little about yourself so we know the caliber of gentleman with whom we are dealing?

    For example: Which church do you attend, how many sons do you have, what's your favorite Bible verse, etc?

    (Oh, by the way, don't press the enter key at the end of every line; it makes it look like you're writing poetry... you're not writing poetry are you?)
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Testimony of Sam

      Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, Sam. Please tell us about yourself and the rocky path you've travelled to find Christ.

      How old are you? What church do you attend?

      We're glad to welcome a fellow Christian.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • SamWilliams
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 7

        #4
        Re: Testimony of Sam

        I belong to Anita United Methodist Church.I have 1 very active 2 year old.As for my fav bible verse is Luke 12:15.I have 3 very lazy cats.One will sleep by the food bowl so when he wakes up he can start to eat without moving.I e-mailed Pastor Zeke with information so strong and valid he asked me here to share it will all of you.I have to get ready for work.Tomorrow i will go over the information i showed him.Both backed by the bible and other legit sources.I have to get ready for work now.In the morning be ready with bible in hand.Because what i will show you may scare some of the younger people.Maybe even some of the older people.


        God bless.
        Sam

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457

          #5
          Re: Testimony of Sam

          Hi Sam! Welcome to God's Favorite Church®!

          You seem like a mighty fine fellow and I for one am glad to have you here. We get a lot of false Christians and need more strong armed real men to help waging the Battle for Christ.

          Tell me Sam, when did you get your first copy of the KJV1611 Bible? I got mine the day I was born. I am on my 11th copy now, seems I wear one out every 10 years or so.

          Sam, I'd love to hear all about how you were Saved© by our Savior Jesus Christ™ and what sins you repented.

          You have no idea how happy I am to see a real believer!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #6
            Re: Testimony of Sam

            Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Sam. You make alot of claims, I hope you are not falling into the sin of pride.

            Since Pastor Zeke vouches for you that is good enough.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Testimony of Sam

              Welcome to our nice and friendly forum Brother!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • SamWilliams
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Testimony of Sam

                Sorry it took a while to give you my one of many Testimonies.
                How many of you know this passage from revelation.
                Revelation 20:4 And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.Some of you may know what im heading towards here.While George W bush sr was in office he signed THE NOAHIDE LAWS legislation.Whats that some of you ask?

                Franklin Roosevelt knew of the Pearl Harbor at least attack 6 weeks before it happened. I had first hand telephone conversations with retired Navy officer Duane Whitlock before he passed away in which he told me that he was part of the Navy decoding team that deciphered the Japanese code in the late 1930s. He was part of the group that intercepted the Japanese transmissions that indicated their battle group was going to attack Pearl Harbor and he was present when this information was relayed to upper Navy brass. This was at least six weeks before the attack.

                They have modern guillotines on U.S army bases all over.
                with 10,000 sock pile alone.They passed this bill some time ago.
                Georgia General Assembly, is one of the largest state legislatures in the nation. The General Assembly consists of two chambers, the House of Representatives and the Senate.

                Make no mistake.They may try and pass it off as way to carry out a death penalty to a deathrow inmate.Now if thats the case why have them stocked by the 1000's all over the states?If you read about the Noahide laws in the first link you will see how it all ties in and why infact they do have those guillotines.Revelation 20:4 tell us why.The good book will be fulfilled.Take time to look at what ive giving you.Look at the links and all their info.I know who they will use those guillotines on.Me, you any christian that does not denounce their christian faith under the noahide laws.They might as well send me to the guillotines now because i for one will not.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22926

                  #9
                  Re: Testimony of Sam

                  But you can behead with a sword or an ax. Why guillotines?

                  Is this a lie designed to cause us to look away
                  1- 8 The General Assembly finds that while prisoners condemned to
                  1- 9 death may wish to donate one or more of their organs for
                  1-10 transplant, any such desire is thwarted by the fact that
                  1-11 electrocution makes all such organs unsuitable for
                  1-12 transplant. The intent of the General Assembly in enacting
                  1-13 this legislation is to provide for a method of execution
                  1-14 which is compatible with the donation of organs by a
                  1-15 condemned prisoner.
                  That's from your second link.

                  There is a market for organs you know.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #10
                    Re: Testimony of Sam

                    Originally posted by SamWilliams View Post
                    Franklin Roosevelt knew of the Pearl Harbor at least attack 6 weeks before it happened. I had first hand telephone conversations with retired Navy officer Duane Whitlock before he passed away in which he told me that he was part of the Navy decoding team that deciphered the Japanese code in the late 1930s. He was part of the group that intercepted the Japanese transmissions that indicated their battle group was going to attack Pearl Harbor and he was present when this information was relayed to upper Navy brass. This was at least six weeks before the attack.

                    They have modern guillotines on U.S army bases all over.
                    with 10,000 sock pile alone.They passed this bill some time ago.
                    Brother I would caution you about giving away too many secrets. We are working with the Teaparty and Army to turn this country around, but revealing too much could get you a visit in the middle of the night.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • SamWilliams
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Testimony of Sam

                      Their is a market for organs.But they only last i think its 48 hours from the time its taken out of the body.Like the heart liver lungs.I may be wrong on the hours.SayvedByTheLord im a rather small fish compared to the bigger fish they are after.Ezekiel Bathfire their are 1000's of these beheading machines.To many organs to take out with the time frame they have to work with.Ah heres a medical chart showing how long certain organs last outside the body.So its not like they can save them for weeks or months for later use so i think that organ thing they threw in there to throw you off.This is also on ice also http://www.med.umich.edu/trans/transweb/faq/q24.shtml
                      All of these plans are satans plans.We can stay on this topic or i can go to another topic.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #12
                        Re: Testimony of Sam

                        Originally posted by SamWilliams View Post
                        SayvedByTheLord im a rather small fish compared to the bigger fish they are after.
                        Brother, when it comes to someone endangering The Plan no one is "small fish".

                        I am sure you realize if you are taken you will be hyperoxigenated just prior to your decapitation so that your brain (and eyesight) remains functional for several seconds, and in light of the fact you are revealing these things you can only descend into hell.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • SamWilliams
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: Testimony of Sam

                          How can i go to hell when i believe in jesus christ as my lord and savior and do his will?

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #14
                            Re: Testimony of Sam

                            Originally posted by SamWilliams View Post
                            How can i go to hell when i believe in jesus christ as my lord and savior and do his will?
                            Because you are interfering with His will. Man was given free will but that only goes so far. Revealing the secrets that you are can only end badly for you.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • SamWilliams
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Testimony of Sam

                              With whos will? I hope your not saying gods will to behead us?Because its the will of satan to see christians to be beheaded.

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