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Come on, son, what kind of introduction is that? Tell us, what is your name? What Church do you go to? How did you find our Godly Forums ©? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married to an obedient True Christian Women©?
Just a couple of starter questions, but feel free to tell us as much as you like. Welcome!
Matthew 7:15
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TrollIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Who's the ugly fat jerk in your avatar? Why didn't you chose something pleasing to The Lord?sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Thank you my dear friend Cassidy. My name is Christian Einarsson.Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostCome on, son, what kind of introduction is that? Tell us, what is your name? What Church do you go to? How did you find our Godly Forums ©? What is your favorite Bible verse? Are you married to an obedient True Christian Women©?
Just a couple of starter questions, but feel free to tell us as much as you like. Welcome!
My church is Omega (gospel channel) http://gospel-channel.com/
I found this forum when I was googling Lazy town hehehe Incredible but true hehe. My favorate verse is Rev. 13:1 Not married but looking for a soulmate(women)
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So you're looking for a polygamous arrangement?Originally posted by Omega 123 View PostI take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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No no he is not a Jerk He is a guitarist in my favorite christian band Love from above! That must be pleasing to our lordOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
No hehehe sorry a typo I'm so sorry just looking for one girl to spend my life with heheOriginally posted by GOD=life View Post
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What the heck is a "limur member?"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Don't say that word''heck'' It is just another word for hell. But limur means an arm and it means allso a footOriginally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat the heck is a "limur member?"
That my dear friend I am not and most cetranly no troll thank you.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View PostComment
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I think it's something like this (Dawkins was blabbing on about them recently...)Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostWhat the heck is a "limur member?"
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Never heard of them. Doubtless they play music that makes your ears bleed and hurts your teeth. The Lord, I am sure, hates them with a perfect hatred.Originally posted by Omega 123 View Post
You seem to be driven by hormones - this is not a good thing. You need to take a cold shower and think of Jesus on the Cross.No hehehe sorry a typo I'm so sorry just looking for one girl to spend my life with hehe
Ahem! As you are Icelandic, you can help us rebuke some of these trolls that have escaped from the local zoo.
Get out there and tell them how wonderful The Lord is. Show them how sin will lead them to Hell!
If there is a Christian Lady out there, she will obviously be impressed.
Now, get to it! You have your orders!sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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