[Deaner]

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i am a girl, and that is my picture.

You look like you're nodding off from heroin. Which wouldn't surprise me one bit considering you're an atheist vegan witch from Cali-fornicate who uses a boy's name derived from the language of beaners. The whole problem is your parents didn't smack you upside the head when you were a child.

You'd best behave yourself here missy...don't be casting any spells on our flock.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You look like you're nodding off from heroin. Which wouldn't surprise me one bit considering you're an atheist vegan witch from Cali-fornicate who uses a boy's name derived from the language of beaners. The whole problem is your parents didn't smack you upside the head when you were a child.

You'd best behave yourself here missy...don't be casting any spells on our flock.

California? I didn't see that. That explains the vegan thing from her. Meat is illegal in California along with booze and Christianity. That has to be the most hatefilled anti-America state out of that little France, Vermont.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Hello noel (what kind of name is that for a girl??) and welcome to God's favourite forum, as hosted by His favourite Church: the Landover Baptist Church.
But better behave in here witch, or out you'll go. Jesus Himself is reading these forums.

I'm sad to say, the Church is rather sexist, even though they'll vehemently deny it, and use the Bible as an excuse.

Have fun!

No, we don't deny it. Although many of us dislike the word "sexist": We sure fit the definition. So what are you talking about?
Women are to be ruled by men, and are the property of their husbands or dad, as the Holy Bible says.
We don't use the Bible as an excuse either fool, but instead we're like this because the Holy KJV1611 Bible says we should be.
Glory!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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they certainly sound like and interesting bunch! what are your religious beliefs? judging from your name i would assume that you are jewish?

Nope, but that's what I wanted people to think. You see people assume things far too quickly just because of little signs, and these assumptions can easily be wrong. I chose the user name I did because I saw that's how most members here spell "Jew" and thought it was funny.

I am actually agnostic, and hold a neutral view point in terms of religion and theism.

[Homertard]

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Hi, I am the Omerta. How ya doing?

[Brother Temperance]

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i do like jesus, i believe he was a very important person in history who's peaceful and loving philosophy has been misused and manipulated by many people.

Friend, do you know what JESUS has promised He'll do to people who don't accept His "peaceful and loving philosophy"?

i am a girl, and that is my picture. my name is also a girls name, and is pronounced "no el". my parents have never hit me and have always been loving and respectful of my choices.

You're like a living advertisement for why parents should beat their children. And give them gender-appropriate names.

they certainly sound like and interesting bunch! what are your religious beliefs? judging from your name i would assume that you are jewish?

Like most Jews, he is a Godless Communiss.

first of all, the bible has been translated and changed by men so many times that i believe it is absurd that people take it
literally.

Wait a second! I thought you claimed to like Jesus' ideas? Where do you know about Jesus' ideas from, if not the Bible?

i am not COMMANDING to abstain from meats. i simply choose not to eat it myself. i do not even recommend that it is right for most people. it is simply a personal choice that i would not even think to push onto anybody else.

So you're not a full-fledged terrorist sympathiser yet, just weak in the faith?
Romans 14:2 For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs.

[Homertard]

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You do know that Joo has only put that as his name to make you assume he is jewish? Or are you ****ing retarded? Oppps, I have a foul mouth, I used to swear alot.

[Brother Temperance]

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You do know that Joo has only put that as his name to make you assume he is jewish?

Yes, and now that snivelling Joo kicks up a hissy fit whenever we treat him like the Joo he is. I'll never understand the yids.

[Homertard]

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Yeah, you seem to kick up all the time.

[Deaner]

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Nope, but that's what I wanted people to think. I chose the user name I did because I saw that's how most members here spell "Jew" and thought it was funny.

Har, har, har. Nice try big nose. Don't you think we know that's exactly what a sneaky kike would say? You deny Christ as Saviour, you deny that you murdered Him in cold blood; and now that your cornered you're denying you're a yid. What next? You gonna deny that if I throw my loose change on the ground you won't go chasing after it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah, you seem to kick up all the time.

I thought that you and jooboy were butt buddies. That will probably hurt his feelings you know. The yids are really overly sensitive...

[Homertard]

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No, I've never met Joo. We all know about his sexual dsires stuff though.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I thought that you and jooboy were butt buddies. That will probably hurt his feelings you know. The yids are really overly sensitive...

How could we be butt buddies if we're on opposite sides of the world?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Har, har, har. Nice try big nose. Don't you think we know that's exactly what a sneaky kike would say? You deny Christ as Saviour, you deny that you murdered Him in cold blood; and now that your cornered you're denying you're a yid. What next? You gonna deny that if I throw my loose change on the ground you won't go chasing after it?

I actually don't have a large nose at all, and go ahead and throw the change I don't need it. Though you might want to save it to get a hair cut, or maybe some sunscreen for your neck.

[Homertard]

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Really, posting editing is about as retarded as it gets.