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  • noel
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    • Jul 2007
    • 28

    #1

    not so formal intro

    although i have already posted a thread, i have been asked to introduce myself; so here it goes. i am college student and a liberal from california and i stumbled on this site after i found a LBC sermon claiming that vegans are witches. as a vegan, this sparked my interest and i decided to learn more about these people who seem to hate me, and many others, so very much. i'm young, adventurous, and a fun loving atheist!
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: not so formal intro

    Welcome, Noel, however, you might want to rephrase that last sentence in your intro. It kinda....well....looks like a dating service ad!
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #3
      Re: not so formal intro

      Welcome, Noel, and get ready to be asked by the pastors and brothers and sisters if you read the Bible, specifically the KJV1611, and what your favorite verses are

      Do you like Jesus, Noel?

      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Sista Lateefah
        Honorary White Woman.
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2007
        • 522

        #4
        Re: not so formal intro

        Originally posted by noel View Post
        although i have already posted a thread, i have been asked to introduce myself; so here it goes. i am college student and a liberal from california and i stumbled on this site after i found a LBC sermon claiming that vegans are witches. as a vegan, this sparked my interest and i decided to learn more about these people who seem to hate me, and many others, so very much. i'm young, adventurous, and a fun loving atheist!

        At what age didchoo decide thatchoo hate Jesus? Why you had decided that? Is you a lebesian? Do that be why you hate Him?
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        "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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        • Joo
          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Jun 2007
          • 831

          #5
          Re: not so formal intro

          Originally posted by noel View Post
          although i have already posted a thread, i have been asked to introduce myself; so here it goes. i am college student and a liberal from california and i stumbled on this site after i found a LBC sermon claiming that vegans are witches. as a vegan, this sparked my interest and i decided to learn more about these people who seem to hate me, and many others, so very much. i'm young, adventurous, and a fun loving atheist!
          Hi, I'm also a College student, but from Washington, I stumbled upon this site a long time ago when...you know I actually don't remember how I stumbled on this place. Anyways I can tell you right now they will hate you for three major reasons. Those being: You're an atheist, you're fun loving, and you're female. I'm sad to say, the Church is rather sexist, even though they'll vehemently deny it, and use the Bible as an excuse.

          Have fun!

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668

            #6
            Re: not so formal intro

            Hi, I'm Omerta. I too am a Student, from England.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: not so formal intro

              Originally posted by noel View Post
              although i have already posted a thread, i have been asked to introduce myself; so here it goes. i am college student and a liberal from california and i stumbled on this site after i found a LBC sermon claiming that vegans are witches. as a vegan, this sparked my interest and i decided to learn more about these people who seem to hate me, and many others, so very much. i'm young, adventurous, and a fun loving atheist!
              Oh Lord!!
              So many things wrong with your life and at such a young age too.
              You know, when God makes us we are all the same. That is to say English speaking, Meat Eating, Republican Voting Christians.
              It's only through Demons and the way Liberal minded parents bring up their Children that we end up with folks like you.
              We don't hate YOU, The Lord Commands us to hate what is wrong with you and what's so wrong with Society today. We don't hate the Sinner but the Bible (KJV1611) tells us to really give the Sin a hard time.
              Friend, you have so much wrong with your life I just don't know where to start.
              I'll Pray real hard for you and make a suggestion you pick up a Bible (King James) and start to read it.
              Turn your back on your Atheist belief and turn to Jesus Christ
              Has any other Atheist offered to temporarily die for your Sins like Jesus Christ did?

              I don't think so!!!

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: not so formal intro

                Originally posted by noel View Post
                although i have already posted a thread, i have been asked to introduce myself; so here it goes. i am college student and a liberal from california and i stumbled on this site after i found a LBC sermon claiming that vegans are witches. as a vegan, this sparked my interest and i decided to learn more about these people who seem to hate me, and many others, so very much. i'm young, adventurous, and a fun loving atheist!
                It's always different to tell with queer vegan terrorists, but are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy, why do you have a girl as your avatar? If you're a girl, why did your parents give you a boy's name? Either way, why haven't they smacked some sense into you by now?
                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                Hi, I'm Omerta. I too am a Student, from England.
                I thought you claimed to be a business man. And a farmer. As far as I know, there's not a educational institution in the country offering GNVQs in listening to Limp Bizkit and interfering with sheep, so I'll have to chalk that up as another lie on your part.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • noel
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: not so formal intro

                  Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                  Welcome, Noel, and get ready to be asked by the pastors and brothers and sisters if you read the Bible, specifically the KJV1611, and what your favorite verses are

                  Do you like Jesus, Noel?

                  i do like jesus, i believe he was a very important person in history who's peaceful and loving philosophy has been misused and manipulated by many people.

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                  • noel
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                    • Jul 2007
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: not so formal intro

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    It's always different to tell with queer vegan terrorists, but are you a boy or a girl? If you're a boy, why do you have a girl as your avatar? If you're a girl, why did your parents give you a boy's name? Either way, why haven't they smacked some sense into you by now?
                    i am a girl, and that is my picture. my name is also a girls name, and is pronounced "no el". my parents have never hit me and have always been loving and respectful of my choices.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: not so formal intro

                      Originally posted by noel View Post
                      i am a girl, and that is my picture. my name is also a girls name, and is pronounced "no el". my parents have never hit me and have always been loving and respectful of my choices.
                      "El" was one of the anciet Jooish names for God. Are you saying your name is "No to God"?

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                      • noel
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                        • Jul 2007
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: not so formal intro

                        Originally posted by Joo View Post
                        Hi, I'm also a College student, but from Washington, I stumbled upon this site a long time ago when...you know I actually don't remember how I stumbled on this place. Anyways I can tell you right now they will hate you for three major reasons. Those being: You're an atheist, you're fun loving, and you're female. I'm sad to say, the Church is rather sexist, even though they'll vehemently deny it, and use the Bible as an excuse.

                        Have fun!
                        they certainly sound like and interesting bunch! what are your religious beliefs? judging from your name i would assume that you are jewish?

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                        • noel
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                          • Jul 2007
                          • 28

                          #13
                          Re: not so formal intro

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          "El" was one of the anciet Jooish names for God. Are you saying your name is "No to God"?
                          of course not. your assumption is a pretty bold one. "el" also means THE in spanish, but i am certainly not calling myelf "no the".

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                          • Sista Lateefah
                            Honorary White Woman.
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 522

                            #14
                            Re: not so formal intro

                            Originally posted by noel View Post
                            i do like jesus, i believe he was a very important person in history who's peaceful and loving philosophy has been misused and manipulated by many people.
                            Sorry, but His philosophy only be peaceful and lovin' to folk who have the sense to accept Him as they Lord and Savior.

                            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34

                            But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Luke 19:27

                            The only folk who try to misuse and manipuate His "philosophy" be folk like you who be claimin' that He had not really meant what He said. And didchoo know that folk like you is mentioned in the Bible? Here be what it say:

                            Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. - 1 Timothy 4:1-5

                            Amen.
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                            "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                            • noel
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                              • Jul 2007
                              • 28

                              #15
                              Re: not so formal intro

                              Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
                              Sorry, but His philosophy only be peaceful and lovin' to folk who have the sense to accept Him as they Lord and Savior.

                              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Luke 19:27

                              The only folk who try to misuse and manipuate His "philosophy" be folk like you who be claimin' that He had not really meant what He said. And didchoo know that folk like you is mentioned in the Bible? Here be what it say:

                              Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. - 1 Timothy 4:1-5

                              Amen.
                              first of all, the bible has been translated and changed by men so many times that i believe it is absurd that people take it
                              literally.

                              i am not COMMANDING to abstain from meats. i simply choose not to eat it myself. i do not even recommend that it is right for most people. it is simply a personal choice that i would not even think to push onto anybody else.

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