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  • Zephaniah
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 110
    #1

    I'm not sure if this should go here, but anyway.

    Dear Pastors,

    I recently logged on to find I had been sent a PM by one of the Landover staff, to which I'd like to reply. However, it transpires that I had not yet activated my Priate Messaging facility, and therefore I can't. In order to activate said feature, I need access to edit my account options, which I don't currently possess. Is there any way someone can please rectify this situation?
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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621
      #2
      Re: I'm not sure if this should go here, but anyway.

      You should now be able to receive PMs.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Norbert
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 28
          #3
          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Re: I'm not sure if this should go here, but anyway.

          You should now be able to receive PMs.
          I want some PMs

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12997
              #4
              Originally posted by Norbert View Post

              I want some PMs
              I sent you a PM and before that I sent you... something? Whatever it is that is seen as a rectangular bubble next to your name.

              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Norbert
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 28
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  I sent you a PM and before that I sent you... something? Whatever it is that is seen as a rectangular bubble next to your name.
                  Something could be anything. I want cash.

                  Bitcoins work too, but not INDXcoin because that doesn't retain its value.

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                    • Norbert
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 28
                      #6
                      I've changed my mind. I don't want bitcoins, I want gold bars. Not gold teeth.

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