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  • Mary Sue Garfield
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    • Mar 2010
    • 5
    #1

    Our Father, who art in Heaven...

    ...hallowed be Thy name.

    My name is Mary Sue, and I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior on 31 January 2010. Since then, I have prayed dozens of times a day. If I'm not praying in my prayer closet, I'm praying as I work, as I walk, as I clean, and even in between bites as I eat. I read my Bible daily and try to finish a chapter a day AT THE VERY LEAST.
    My favorite verse (so far) is Matthew 3:10-12
    I pray that I am welcomed here.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Our Father, who art in Heaven...

      Hi Mary, did your father/husband fill out a permission slip for you to be here?

      Welcome, you seem like a good God fearing lady. How many sons have you had?

      What is your favorite pie to bake?

      What do you use to remove stains?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22374
          #3
          Re: Our Father, who art in Heaven...

          Welcome to our friendly forum!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • London_via_Landover
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              • Mar 2010
              • 11
              #4
              Re: Our Father, who art in Heaven...

              May I ask how you found the Lord? For me it was a near death experience when taking a beautiful stroll in God's green pastures.
              Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you (unless you're a man, in which case I'll kick your ASS).

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22892
                  #5
                  Re: Our Father, who art in Heaven...

                  The Bathfires have always been True Christians(tm). It is said that in the 15th century one of my ancestors traced the family back to Noah. Unfortunately, the papers bearing the proof were lost in a flood.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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