Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

[VenomFangX]

I am a 41-year old living in El Paso, Texas with my lovely wife named Kate. I was once an atheist but then I realized I did not want to lead a life sending me straight to hell, so I had my father take me to Church one day. It was SO cash. Needless to say, I've been a God-fearing heterosexual Christian man ever since, and loving every second of it. If I could change but one thing about my life, I'd probably move out of El Paso--it's one of the only places in Texas where that Negro won the election a year and a half back, and there are all of these illegal immigrants who ask me for money so they can buy a Corona Light.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

So you rip off the name of a famous (though misguided) Internet Youth pastor from Canada?

What is your reasoning for that?

[VenomFangX]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

What are you talking about? I just happen to like the imagery of a fang ripe with venom, and the X at the end is symbolic for the cross Jesus died on and how it has played such a big part in my life.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

It was SO cash.

That seems to be a translation from Spanish that is lost on me. Could you please explain?

Welcome to the Forum.

[VenomFangX]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

That seems to be a translation from Spanish that is lost on me. Could you please explain?

Welcome to the Forum.

Ah, I apologize. The illegal immigrants from El Paso must have been getting to me with their Spanglish. It just means "a life-changing, spiritual experience".

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

I am unclear on why you hate Jesus so much. Can you perhaps explain?

[True Disciple]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

Welcome, Brother.

Though you seem to be a good Christian, I'm a little bit concerned. Why do you like venom-dripping fangs? I happen to have communicated with the Internet Youth Pastor VenomFangX, who followed online Creation Science lessons of Landover University once, and he called himself that name because he wanted to be "a fatal, poisionous dagger in the heart of evilutionary philosophy." He was a great True Christian™, until he was subdued and brainwashed by several God-hating YouTube atheists, of course.

Anyway, it is not a shame to be inspired by this boy, you know! He did incredibly much to spread the Truth™ of the Bible on YouTube. An example to us all (except maybe for the charity fraud issue).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

I am not sure yet what to think of you, your words sound nice but your name seems deceptive.

For now welcome to our friendly forum.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

I am not sure yet what to think of you, your words sound nice but your name seems deceptive.

I suggest that we put his name in the list of possible commie pinko leftists until he can be fully investigated.

[Logan]

Re: Hello, brothers, sisters, and Negroes

I am not sure yet what to think of you, your words sound nice but your name seems deceptive.

For now welcome to our friendly forum.

A snake in the tree?
I think I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, am I being too nice?