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  • LostLambling
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Tentative Hello

    Hello,

    My name is Jenny and I'm from the Eastern coast of America. I have to say that I'm exceptionally glad to find this forum and see so many like minded people here. But that's where the happy part ends I'm sad to say.

    When I was very little I managed to get my hands on a KJV Bible, read two Passages, and it was taken from me. I grew up in a Religious-hostile environment but it has managed to not effect me.

    I would like to believe myself a blank slate for God and Jesus. I want to become one of his chosen children and spread his word to many other people. But first I need to work on saving myself.

    I'm now Happily Married and free from the Tyranny my family held over me, never allowing me to seek Gods word. I seek this Church's love and help to be Saved and hopefully one day I will be as pure as some of people here.

    Enough about my hopes though. I think you all need to know of my sins so that I can obtain the help and guidance I need.

    I was unfortunately born out of Wedlock.
    I have never been Baptized.
    I've never been allowed to attend church.
    I've been subjected to the radical theory's of evolution and been forced to 'believe' in them. (Though secretly I always knew that we were formed by Gods hand.)


    There are many other things to be sure..but the shame I have for them is rather deep. I hope the members of this Church and Forum will understand that I'll only speak privately of these matters to a Pastor. I just wanted people to know that I am unsaved but want to be saved.

    I'm very sorry if I have rambled but hope that I may meet some good people here. I'm sure that it will be a pleasure to meet you all and get to know you all better on my Quest to find God.

    Sincerely,
    Jenny
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Tentative Hello

    Hello Jenny,

    How are things going for you now? Is your husband a True Christian(TM)? How many children do you have?
    Drama queen

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380

      #3
      Re: Tentative Hello

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      Did you get your husbands permission to be here?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22912

        #4
        Re: Tentative Hello

        Originally posted by LostLambling View Post
        Hello,

        [...]

        I was unfortunately born out of Wedlock.
        [...]
        That's as far as I needed to read. It is unfortunate that you did not have the opportunity to know God and Landover but some are born to stoke the fires of Hell*, and you seem to be amongst them.

        Admittance to Landover can never be a possibility**.

        *Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
        Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


        **De:23:2: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • LostLambling
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          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Tentative Hello

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          That's as far as I needed to read. It is unfortunate that you did not have the opportunity to know God and Landover but some are born to stoke the fires of Hell*, and you seem to be amongst them.

          Admittance to Landover can never be a possibility**.

          *Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
          Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


          **De:23:2: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

          ...This makes my heart heavy with sorrow. I'd had such hope to be able to know Gods love. If I am truly damned to hellfire due to the sins of my father not wedding my mother before my conception then so be it. I had only wished to please Him. And seeing as how I will damn my own children to hellfire if I should bare any then I will refrain from having any. I have no desire to send an innocent soul to hell due to my taint. ...I had so been looking forward to being a Mother too...

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          • LostLambling
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            Under Investigation
            • Mar 2010
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Tentative Hello

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Hello Jenny,

            How are things going for you now? Is your husband a True Christian™? How many children do you have?
            I've no children...nor will I ever now. My husband and I were seeking the word of God together to become True Christians™ together. I'd even gotten his permission to come here seeking His word...

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Tentative Hello

              Originally posted by LostLambling View Post
              I've no children...nor will I ever now. My husband and I were seeking the word of God together to become True Christians™ together. I'd even gotten his permission to come here seeking His word...
              That's not what your DOF file says. It says you are a false Christian who has an issue with us.
              I would prefer to cut the small talk.
              Give us specifics on how you believe we are wrong, scripturally speaking only.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: Tentative Hello

                Ugh.... Stroudsburg PA, a Water Gaper, going to the lame colleg there and trying to be a grade school teacher. Not married either. I hate liars!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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