Hello from Norway

[Cecilie]

Hello, I am a Norwegian Christian!
I have heard God does not like us Scandinavians, because of the Vikings. Is that true? They argue that the Vikings were not morally responsible in what they did, to for example the Anglo-Saxons in England, like raping, binge drinking, and so forth.

I am looking for someone to forgive all Scandinavians from our sins a thousand years ago.

And btw; Can I be a True Christian if I befriend a muslim??
Need answers and prayers!

God bless - no stress

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum.

Almost everyone can be saved. No matter race or country. Although the chances are different of course. It is just a matter of reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible from cover to cover and doing everything it says.

[Nobar King]

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God bless - no stress

You're going to need to lay off the reefer, first.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]And btw; Can I be a True Christian if I befriend a muslim??[...]

Only if he becomes a True Christian™ 2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

[Jeremiah Abernathy]

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God not only hates Scandinavia because of its history of pagan debauchery, but also due to its current position as a collection of nanny states run by atheist liberals. True Christians™ are few and far between in those satanic countries, you may want to move of there as soon as possible.

May I ask what your favorite Bible Verse is?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Norway

Hello, I am a Norwegian Christian!
I have heard God does not like us Scandinavians, because of the Vikings. Is that true? They argue that the Vikings were not morally responsible in what they did, to for example the Anglo-Saxons in England, like raping, binge drinking, and so forth.

Welcome Cecil, glad to hear an eskimoe wants to follow the True Path™.
Yes, it is true, unfortnately.

I am looking for someone to forgive all Scandinavians from our sins a thousand years ago.

Ah, that person would be God. See, you have a bit of a quandry here. Those heathens of yore cannt repent. You really cannot repent for them. After all, it is not like you are Jesus Christ and can die on the cross for thier sins. But you can try I suppose.

And btw; Can I be a True Christian if I befriend a muslim??

Nope, sorry.

Need answers and prayers!

God bless - no stress

That my dear, can be found between the pages of the mighty KJV1611 Bible and on your knees with your Pastor.

[Cecilie]

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Well, I have to say I am a bit stunned by these answers, and quite frankly, some of them frightens me a bit. I am so sorry I used the Lords name in the same sentence as "no stress", I should've known better.

Secondly; I thought it was OK to befriend a muslim, but not a jew, according to their respective view upon Jesus Christ. Muslims look upon him as a prophet, while jews on the other hand recognize the historical figure Jesus, but not as Messiah. I am so sorry, but religion confuses me sometimes.

By the way, I am member of the Young Conservatives of Norway, a political party on the right-side of politics, and I guess you could call me a liberal rep. or a conservative dem. Either way, I think the way you stereotype me as a liberal atheist is insulting.
It might be so that some people in our countries in Northern Europe are atheist, but did you know that it is constitutional that more than 1/3 of those who want to run for a seat in the parliament, have to be a member of the Norway State Church?

By the way, my favorite Bible verse is Luke 12 I like birthdays, like when I turned 18 I had some friends over at my house, and we enjoyed quite a few bottles of wine and hard liquor, but I know that it doesn't make me any less religious, it's my faith that matters, not what I consume.

[Nobar King]

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I guess you already knew all of your answers before you asked them? Is that some kind of trap? I'm glad I didn't fall for it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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it's my faith that matters, not what I consume.

Actually it is not that simple. Living by God rules includes clear guidelines on how you should live. This includes no excessive alcohol consumption. Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit"

[James Hutchins]

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A drunken lady, great. Next thing you know she'll be all weepy over some Richard Gere movie.