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  • #1

    Allow me to re-introduce myself

    Pretty sweet forum, dudes

    I'd love to meet you all in person

    Can someone give me a Google Maps link to your church so I can visit when I am in Iowa next month?

    I am really impressed at how committed everyone here is to their faith, it's something to truly respect

    I'm actually watching the 700 Club as I write this, it's talking about how the Health Care Reform is terrible, isn't it terrible how increasing taxes gives 32 million people health care, maybe if those 32 million people believed in Jesus they wouldn't be in the hospital to begin with

    What kind of health benefits does Landover offer?
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  • #2
    Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

    Welcome, why do you think that Jesus is a Jew? Why would you say something so mean and hateful? Are you trying to make Jesus weep? Why do you hate Sweet Jesus (R) so much?

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    • #3
      Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

      First, Unsaved Trash is not admitted to Landover.
      Second. In accordance with an agreement with Google, sensitive areas are removed from their maps. I attach, however, a photo of the road sign. Follow that.

      Landover's Medical Benefits are "Of The Lord" - indeed, they are Heavenly.

      Thank you for your lack of introduction and prying questions. In your search for Salvation(tm) always remember that The Lord is all around us.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #4
        Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

        That sign doesn't look real at all. Also, I recognize the white house in the background as a homestead in Portland, Maine, and I thought the church was in Iowa?

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        • #5
          Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

          Originally posted by Alpine View Post
          That sign doesn't look real at all. Also, I recognize the white house in the background as a homestead in Portland, Maine, and I thought the church was in Iowa?
          I am In Freehold Ia. Yes that picture is real .
          tell me which picture is Texas and which is Arizona
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          • #6
            Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

            Originally posted by Alpine View Post
            That sign doesn't look real at all. Also, I recognize the white house in the background as a homestead in Portland, Maine,
            You have an eyesight defect son, which probably accounts for your cockamamy view of the world.

            Get me a photo of that so called "homestead in Portland" with you in front of it with a loaf of bread on your head... OK, I'm waiting...
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

              The exit to Freehold, shot a few days ago
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              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #8
                Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                That sign doesn't look real at all. Also, I recognize the white house in the background as a homestead in Portland, Maine, and I thought the church was in Iowa?
                Oh yeah, it's not real, because that house looks just like my grandmothers old house in Nelson. Oh wait, no it looks like a dairy farm in Yarrow, argh, no it's an old school house in Vernon... Nope I'm wrong again, I've seen that house in Southern Alberta.

                Really, a white house with brown trim? How many houses out there do you think there is that are white with brown trim?
                Drama queen

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                • #9
                  Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                  Originally posted by Alpine View Post
                  Can someone give me a Google Maps link to your church so I can visit when I am in Iowa next month?
                  Welcome to the forum. As to your trip to our Shining City on the Hill, Freehold, there are some complications.

                  I recently ordered the closure of all military recruiting offices in Freehold. This was done because Sec. of Defense, Robert Gates, is now recruiting homosexual soldiers and I will have not part of exposing our youth to such a thing in Freehold.

                  We are now seeing people working for the military trying to enter Freehold under cover. We do not know what their intentions are but have placed extra personnel at all entry gates.

                  You would be welcomed in Freehold if we can verify that your intentions are not to act on behalf of the U. S. Military's gay establishment.

                  JJH, Mayor
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                    The information you want about Freehold is here.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                      Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                      The information you want about Freehold is here.
                      You're operating your church out of a window factory? Highly unorthodox.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself



                        I just went out and took another picture of the very same sign. Even though I'm still Unsaved I already moved close to Landover so I don't have to change that much when studying there.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                          Alpine, what do you wish to accomplish besides making inane suggestions that Freehold does not exist? Wouldn't you rather put your detective skills to better use by comprehending this lovely verse which pertains to you?
                          Proverbs 26:3
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
                          Luke 5:31
                          And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • #14
                            Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                            LOL, I am sure all the residents of Freehold will be pretty surprised to get home from a dinner out to find out that the town is gone. I guess JJH will be out of a job now tha the mighty Alpine has decided a town that is loved by many, simply does not exist.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              LOL, I am sure all the residents of Freehold will be pretty surprised to get home from a dinner out to find out that the town is gone. I guess JJH will be out of a job now tha the mighty Alpine has decided a town that is loved by many, simply does not exist.
                              That is completely crazy! So my house does not exist? Where then would I live?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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