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  • Euronymous
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hail from Norway.

    My name is Euronymous and I am from Norway. I am in the band Mayhem. I have come to have intelligent discussions.
    Only silence can be heard, silence of peoples tears.
    No one knows my grave.
    Buried by time and dust.

    And no one knows how to use the apostrophe either.
  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #2
    Re: Hail from Norway.

    You are in a Norweigan Rock and Roll band? Why do you burn down churches and boil newborn babies alive to eat them? Your kind are not welcome here!

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Hail from Norway.

      So Norway is in Canada these days. Blimey, that continental drift sure plays havoc with our world.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Meek and Humble
        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
        Biblical Black Belt
        Jr. Pastor
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2008
        • 6197

        #4
        Re: Hail from Norway.

        Oh, he's a Canadian? So he's just an eskimo who fantasizes about burning down churches and eating newborn babies. Wow, that's just pathetic!

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Hail from Norway.

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          Oh, he's a Canadian? So he's just an eskimo who fantasizes about burning down churches and eating newborn babies. Wow, that's just pathetic!
          Beats me Brother. These people are into role playing or something. I'm sure he'll claim to be a member of Meshuggah (Joo band if I'm not mistaken...) next.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Hail from Norway.

            Originally posted by Euronymous View Post
            My name is Euronymous and I am from Norway. I am in the band Mayhem. I have come to have intelligent discussions.
            I'm only here for religious discussions. I'm not sure I'm smart enough for you lol.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #7
              Re: Hail from Norway.

              Originally posted by Euronymous View Post
              I have come to have intelligent discussions.
              You and what army?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: Hail from Norway.

                Originally posted by Euronymous View Post
                My name is Euronymous and I am from Norway. I am in the band Mayhem. I have come to have intelligent discussions.
                No worries. Here at Landover, we have an excellent program to cure black metal fans and other homosexuals. When you are cured, you can allow Jesus in your heart and join us in Heaven together with Jesus, in your very own skybox from where you can watch filthy sinners burn in Hell. Doesn't that sound wonderful?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: Hail from Norway.

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  You and what army?
                  The Canadian army.... Run, run away, they have sticks!
                  Drama queen

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                  • Bryan Tamariki
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 285

                    #10
                    Re: Hail from Norway.

                    Originally posted by Euronymous View Post
                    My name is Euronymous and I am from Norway. I am in the band Mayhem. I have come to have intelligent discussions.
                    So you are another dead talentless mormonic / satanist / commie / neo-nazi wannabe / noise producing troll .

                    Norway is mostly a cold and boring country. The Norwegian people spent most of World War Two trying out-surrender monkey the French and now trying to be more socialist than Obama.

                    The real Øyster Aarsehole, or whatever his name is, wanted to go to hell and be anally gang-raped by satan and his demons... sure enough he got his wish.

                    Repent of your sins and give your life to Our Lord Jesus Christ or begone.
                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                    • Ambition
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Hail from Norway.

                      You people do have serious mental problems.

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                      • Brother Enoch
                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 4392

                        #12
                        Re: Hail from Norway.

                        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                        The Canadian army.... Run, run away, they have sticks!
                        Sticks? They have two now?

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: Hail from Norway.

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          Sticks? They have two now?
                          And a navy


                          Harper has let military spending grow out of control.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Ex-Pagan
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 62

                            #14
                            Re: Hail from Norway.

                            Take it from me *points to name* you should turn away from the Satanism thing. It's bad news!
                            To all Heathens who come here to abuse us asking why you should be Christian in your deluded ignorance:

                            John 3 16:For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692

                              #15
                              Re: Hail from Norway.

                              Originally posted by Ex-Pagan View Post
                              Take it from me *points to name* you should turn away from the Satanism thing. It's bad news!
                              Praise! Such wisdom for one of such tender years. There are plenty of drooling, slack-jawed, Marilyn Mason worshiping 20-somethings who could use a little of your wisdom.
                              True Christians are Perfect!

                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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