[Zaklonisce]

Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here!

I just found out something amazing! The Qur'an makes excellent toilet paper on those "Taco & Wings" nights

[dylan mcmullen]

Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here!

It seems the search engine doesn't work, but I've got a couple questions if anyone would like to help

[Didymus Much]

Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here!

It seems the search engine doesn't work, but I've got a couple questions if anyone would like to help

There's a "Search" button at the top of every page.

(I'm guessing Google disabled it because there was no ad revenue involved. )

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here!

It seems the search engine doesn't work, but I've got a couple questions if anyone would like to help

**sigh**

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Got questions? Use the search engine here!

It's back up and running!

There's a "Search" button at the top of every page.

That one's not as precise, and doesn't search the websites of our friends.

[Wanttomarryayoung]

I'm a Christian man and I'm looking to be with a very young girl around age 6 to 10 is there anyway you can help me with this maybe there is some young girls in your church you wouldn't mind introducing me to I'm dead serious about this if marriage isn't possible then maybe sex and a relationship could be please let me know God is great

[handmaiden]

I'm a Christian man and I'm looking to be with a very young girl around age 6 to 10 is there anyway you can help me with this maybe there is some young girls in your church you wouldn't mind introducing me to I'm dead serious about this if marriage isn't possible then maybe sex and a relationship could be please let me know God is great

Dear Mr. Wonton;

Please do not come here with the intent to insult us. We are a community moved by The Holy Spirit to instruct others in the understanding of The Bible, God's Sacred written words to His followers. Please tell me where in the Scriptures are fathers instructed to hand over pre-pubescent girls in marriage. Suggesting marriage to a girl as young as six or even ten is NON-Biblical. Until The Lord Himself makes a girl into a woman by visiting her with The Curse of Eve, a daughter is not to be given in marriage.

Furthermore, your claim to be "dead serious" is immediately mitigated by your suggestion that mere "sex" would be acceptable. Again, as per The Bible, it is not. What you are suggesting is fornication. If you are at all sincere in your intentions towards our spiritual community, you will proceed forthwith and find and present to us a minimum of five verses which preach against fornication. Remember to utilize The King James Version exclusively.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I'm a Christian man and I'm looking to be with a very young girl around age 6 to 10 is there anyway you can help me with this maybe there is some young girls in your church you wouldn't mind introducing me to I'm dead serious about this if marriage isn't possible then maybe sex and a relationship could be please let me know God is great

Someone seems to have mistaken the Landover Baptist Church for a Sunni Mosque.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Someone seems to have mistaken the Landover Baptist Church for a Sunni Mosque.

All children in Freehold have training in firearms and pack heat themselves.

[Basilissa]

I'm a Christian man and I'm looking to be with a very young girl around age 6 to 10 is there anyway you can help me with this maybe there is some young girls in your church you wouldn't mind introducing me to I'm dead serious about this if marriage isn't possible then maybe sex and a relationship could be please let me know God is great

If I may make a suggestion, convert to Catholicism, become a priest, and you will have access to great numbers of young girls and boys.

Hell awaits you, but as Sister Handmaiden noted, fornication seems to be your thing, so if that's what you want, hell is what you'll get.