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  • new christian
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1

    my introduction

    After spending many years in unhappiness I have found the Lord and wish to further my knowledge, reading some of the posts on this forum you seem to speak sense, my copy of the bible is on its way to me to start learning.

    Peace to you all
    This is the most sensible forum ever!
  • Jedediah
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Fisher of Men
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
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    #2
    Re: my introduction

    Hosanna! This forum is indeed the Gibraltar Rock of good sense and Truth on the largely unholy internets. God has brought you here for a reason.

    I'm sure that you're chomping at the bit to devour every last word of the KJV 1611, so here is a link so that you can get started while waiting for your own leatherbound Good Book. Praise Him!

    Luke 15:10
    Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: my introduction

      I welcome you in Christ's abundant love.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • new christian
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        #4
        Re: my introduction

        Thankyou for your kind words, are there any parts of the KJV 1611 you would reccomend to read from a beginers perspective?
        This is the most sensible forum ever!

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22882

          #5
          Re: my introduction

          Indeed there are - all of it. Start at Genesis 1:1 and work your way through the beauty and wisdom of the Old Testament and then embark upon the details of a life-transforming Covenant that is the New Testament, culminating in Revelation 22:21

          Re:22:20: He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
          Re:22:21: The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.


          (The "Surely I come quickly." bit is relative to the idea that, for God, time is pretty meaningless.)
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22371

            #6
            Re: my introduction

            Originally posted by new christian View Post
            Thankyou for your kind words, are there any parts of the KJV 1611 you would reccomend to read from a beginers perspective?
            Yes. Please remove that stupid Spongebob avatar and read the entire Holy Bible! There are not shortcuts here.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • new christian
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              • Apr 2010
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              #7
              Re: my introduction

              Sorry cranky, I don't wish to offend the writers of so much wisdom. I am new to all of this and will try to learn the correct ways.
              This is the most sensible forum ever!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
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                #8
                Re: my introduction

                Originally posted by new christian View Post
                Sorry cranky, I don't wish to offend the writers of so much wisdom. I am new to all of this and will try to learn the correct ways.
                I am glad to hear that. Did you finish reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible yet?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • new christian
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                  #9
                  Re: my introduction

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  I am glad to hear that. Did you finish reading the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible yet?
                  unfortunately i am a slow reader although I am plodding my way through from the beginning as you suggested, it certainly makes sense what I have read so far.
                  This is the most sensible forum ever!

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: my introduction

                    Hello and God bless!
                    If you are having difficulty getting through the Bible (and I don't see how, it's a real page turner!) then I'd like to recommend our very own Bible in a Year section.



                    It's a great start in getting you on the Narrow Path to Salvation and a life devoted to Bible study!
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