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Please take your magnifying glass off of me.
This is how much your "word" means to me.
This is how much your "word" means to me.
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I see you like fire. I have some good news for you! You have just won an eternal stay in the fires of Hell!
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
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Dear Cranky,I live in hell having to hear all about god, and christianity, it is such a hypocritical religion.Comment
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Ahh, see how the Holy Bible resists the flames? Truly a miracle.May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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fortunately the bible doesnt resist lighter fluid, and yes im a proud pyroComment
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What Bible was it?May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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king jamesComment
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Maybe if you took the time to study it you wouldnt be so hasty with your fury at something you obviously don't have the inteligence to understand.This is the most sensible forum ever!Comment
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Are you trying to be shocking? We've been persecuted by better than the likes of you.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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Ok, was there anything else you wanted?May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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i went to christian schools my entire life i have read the bible a few times and studied it over the years to me the bibles is just a book it amounts to me the same as twilight , and twilight is disgusting sparkling fairy filled trashComment
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Well you definitely convinced me. I'll become an atheist now, thanks to your intelligent argument.Originally posted by DrippingBore View Post
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Let's just have a closer look at that fire, shall we? You burned the pope's porn!
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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omg its a peadofileComment
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What is a "peadofile"? You have a strange name too, I figure it must be in your native tongue. Would that be Slobic?Originally posted by yvarg_lanigav View Post
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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